Trope: married all the time, coworkers occasionally
Parings: Spencer Reid x reader
Special edition: ovulation.
Currently playing: (When you gonna) Give it up to me, Sean Paul and Keyshia Cole
Bellabear's intercom: the warning is there, I'm ovulating. But other than that, you guys are lucky I'm back like four times in one month. I've lwk dropped hella fics (two). Also I got carried away on nsfw💔
Six sfw and six nsfw!
You don't need Google, trust. If he sees you looking something up? He'll just answer the question for you.
You guys have held the same morning routine since you were college roommates, just very little things change when you start working together, or dating. But not a lot changed when you got married.
Solving cases together but if one of you gets distracted the other one wants to see what it is (especially in seasons 1-4).
I feel like there would be a lot of cases where your personal interests in each other would interfere and you would have to take a step back from the case.
His ramblings, any time you bring up any topic. He does it like a love language, he wants you educated on topics so he can talk about them in the future.
Spencer wouldn't date a bimbo, or a woman not capable of holding a gun and defending herself. You would have to be smart, and capable. But that doesn't mean you have to know everything.
NSFW!
Talking about his ramblings, nothing would get you (me) shifting in your seat faster than him telling you a fun fact about literally anything. Even if he's repeated it a hundred times.
"Sorry, repeat that for me." You'd ask.
"I've repeated it four times? You haven't heard me once?"
"No, yeah, yeah. I've heard you, I just don't think I'm understanding."
Not a top, if that's not obvious. Though, when he is on top, he's a whiny, crybaby top. Especially if it's after an argument, and he just keeps whining and whimpering what he actually meant instead of how you took it.
His rambles turn more into babbles when you're on top of him.
"Which is how the string of evidence led us– oh my god...oh my god, fuck."
Adding on to that, Spencer doesn't really swear a whole lot. Mostly when he loses his composure. So when he swears during sex, it's strained and labored.
Spencer is objective, so he's not really more of an ass or tits kind of guy, he prefers whichever one makes you feel good.
His mommy issues show, maybe not directly in a mommy kink kind of way (unless that's what you want✋) but in little ways. Like how he'll kiss your palm if you move his hair out of his face for him.
Bella's notes: not much to really say other than I'm ovulating and have a hundred more ideas for him, like sfw and nsfw. I love this show down, I've been watching it since I was like, nine or eight or something like that. I love it.
Tags except she didn't answer me in time and I already finished the fic: @alphabetically-deranged