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wanna be yours.
Some beasties @moogleface rolled up with Humblebird’s Infinite Monsters!
A wizard created this gal for a freshman project and immediately “put her in storage” in a dungeon. She spends most of her time starving, but when someone enters her room she’ll eat them, and once her stomach is full she gets sad about how she doesn’t have any friends (because she keeps eating them).
Something or other from a different reality that showed up in the bowels of a fortress. Despite being unable to communicate, it seems to have a desire and aptitude for healing the injured and unwell, which is quite convenient for a military installation. Less conveniently, sometimes it disassembles people while they’re unconscious, so the garrison has come to let it do triage while keeping it away from the infirmary and barracks.
Self-aware rotting peppers that want to stave off oblivion as long as possible. To this end, they stun small animals with pepper spray and assimilate them into their own bodies. The Carolina Reaper of Theseus, you might say.
A sullen strider of the hill country that spends most of its time moping. When it sees travelers, it tends to mope aggressively at them, literally stinking up the area for a few hours. It eventually wanders off when it decides the traveler has an adequate appreciation for its suffering. Bandits in fragrant masks sometimes follow it to rob whoever it’s moping at.
@aefintyr : ‘ your revolution is over! ’ (from alecto! hello darkness my old friend...)
halloween , and the dark lord fallen : felled by a child if the rumours were true . he has to laugh — — when has a child ever bested him ; when has a child ever done anything but submit to his teeth and his claws and his rage and his curse ? ( when has a child ever survived that curse when he didn’t intend it ? )
are you frightened , carrow ? don’t know what to do with your precious dark lord gone ? it doesn’t matter to him ; every month , the moon will shine , and every month he will find new victims : fresh meat , hot and bloody and his . this night always brings out those who are willing to submit to his desires , however violent , however depraved they might be . ( i am become death ! ) fenrir smiles , a horrible , steaming , bloody smile . ‘ yours might be over , witch . mine hasn’t even begun . ’
meme / accepting
Watching mulan.
Late night Natchos f.t. dip and cheese
Okay, so I blame almaes for this. XD See, we were eating lunch, and she flips her shit, which is NOT something almaes does. XD So she starts giggling and says, "Oh! I have to show you something!" and as she's searching it, she's got this face of "Oh my god this is great!" and she adds, "You're gonna die!" Laughing, she meant.
Anyway!
So she pulls this up on Tumblr (I couldn't find it afterwards, that's why I'm postin' it), and I started watching it, and at first I was like, "Okay, what's so funny? I guess almae's humor is different than mine." And she's just sitting there, staring at me with this goofy grin, and then the first funny, and I was squeaking like an underused door (I'm recovering from a cold/sore throat) until the end of it.
Enjoy this, guys. Serrusly. XD
