#spider adjacent

[stewvevo]

Behold, the terrifying Vineclaw! Known to stalk their prey for miles at a time. Despite their appearance, they are not actually plants; they utilise an advanced form of camo that grows as a mesh from their skin. It is highly recommended to avoid fighting these. Especially their underwater variant, the Kelpclaw. Kelpclaws mostly hide in Kelp Forests. Vineclaws can be found with upwards of 5 limbs, but finding one with 8 claws is an omen of incoming catastrophe. Vineclaws have no eyes, and hunt using vibrations detected using thin membranes in their flesh where their eyes would be.

[strayimpulse]

❤ ☏ ☠ ♚

Nosy Munday Meme

❤: How long have you been RPing?

Oh wow.  About 20 years now, I think?  I always guesstimated my first time rping to be in 4th grade.  That’s when I got my first AOL account and discovered the AOL message boards.  The Digimon message boards specifically, and that’s when I started roleplaying.  It was a hybrid message board/IM thing until I discovered the chat rooms.

☏: What is the most challenging aspect of playing this muse?

Not feeling like I’m being repetitive with him.  It’s very easy to get into the silly stuff and if I don’t pace myself, I get overwhelmed with all the silly stuff.  I need a mixture of genres happening in rp to keep myself interested.  But with Bart, I’ve always had a harder time keeping non-silly/fluffy threads going.  

☠: Who is a muse you would want to play?

There are a lot.  I’m mostly focused on creating some OCs and getting back into rping outside of canons right now.  But in terms of canons, I’d love to play Dagger and/or Vivi from Final Fantasy IX.  I adore that game and those characters.

♚: Do you and your muse get along?

If Bart was real and I knew him?  I’d probably have zero patience for his shenanigans.  Buuuut I’d also think he’s adorable.  idk.  It’s a tossup.  I guess it would depend on just how I knew him.  XD

[knockknockmistercriminal]

@spider-adjacent

“What the hell did you do to your webshooter? That thing is a mess!”

[liibxrte]

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ODD QUESTION MUNDAY MEME

                               ( accepting )

❀ ━ If you could be re-incarnated into any animal in a next life, which would you choose and why?

ooooh man i think i’d maybe choose a bumble bee, bc yeah those little guys work hard but i think it’d be kind of amazing. and can you imagine being that round and fuzzy??? i cannot

☂ ━ What’s your favorite kind of weather and why?   

I love it when it’s like very mild and overcast, and the sky is very grey. I basically love being cold, but not too cold, and I don’t like rain unless I’m inside, looking out at it. Sunshine and heat are my enemies.

[timeladyprofessor]

Anna fought down the feeling of panic rising in her throat. She had taken the self defense classes, knew how to use her tiny size to her own advantage and hold her own against people twice her size. But standing in the alley outside her apartment, in the middle of the night, faced with three giant brutes from her school, she wasn’t quite sure how well that training would pay off. 

“Look, I’m sorry I embarrassed you, okay?” she called, mustering every ounce of fake-bravery she possibly could and backing up towards the ladder of the fire escape. “I get it, shouldn’t have given you a bloody nose, but you did kind of throw me in a dumpster!”

It was then, just as Anna thought that maybe she could get up the fire escape without a full confrontation, that she tripped and hit the ground. “Shit!” she coughed, scrabbling backwards, realizing with a start that she couldn’t actually finish the fight she had (inadvertently, she would swear) started. “Can’t we settle this at school? With a teacher supervisor?”

@spider-adjacent