The Artist Family- The Malevolent Miraculous
No Master Fu, no Chat Noir, yes Hawkmoth and Mayura.
One night, the Artist Family went to the cemetery to play a game of Funeral. They just find roadkill, put it in a small coffin, and bury it
Marc: Come, sorrow. We welcome thee. Let us rejoice in despair, misery, tragedy, and honor the fortunate dead.
While Alix digs the grave, she finds something in the dirt. It’s a weird box
Juleka: Hand it over. *She takes the box and closes her eyes for a few seconds* ...It’s cursed.
Nathaniel: Oh, maybe it’s Pandora’s box!
Juleka opens the box. The Artist Family expects tortured souls to fly out a wreak havoc all over Paris, but to their disappointment, there’s nothing but six pieces of jewelry
Rose: Aaw. No chaos and human suffering?
Marc: No chaos and human suffering.
Marinette: Only in our nightmares. At least we get free jewelry out of it.
Marinette takes the bat-wing earrings, Nathaniel- Shark Tooth Necklace, Marc- Ankle bracelet, Alix- Choker necklace, Rose-Wrap bracelet, Juleka- Belt
Once they put them on, an eerie black fog surrounds them
Alix: Alright, bring on the chaos!
Again, to their disappointment, small fairy-demon-bug-rat things appear in front of them
Bat- Screech, Spider- Fangg, Shark- Chompp, Hydra- Duuo, Kraken- Oarr, Tasmanian Devil- Rabbid
Screech introduces them as Kwamis, gods and goddesses who grant powers to those wearing the Miraculous
Juleka: We accept and shall do your bidding, creatures of darkness.
Screech: ... We’re not imps.
A week after getting acquainted with their Kwamis, Hawkmoth strikes and creates his first Akuma- A preppy, spoiled cheerleader whose boyfriend broke with her after how she treated his gothic sister
She’s called Princess Perfect, and has the power to turn people into her rose-gold armored knights using a beam shot from her phone
The Malevolent Miraculous team have some fun watching that puff Princess suffer
Nathaniel (Jaws) bit through the swords and shield wielded by the knights, leaving her without defense
Rose (Sinker) grossed her out by making magic tentacles wrap around her
Princess Perfect was horrified when Alix’s (Lerna) head grew back after her knights who still had swords sliced it off
Juleka (Sarcophilus) created a tornado that ruined her once flawless hair
Marc (Black Widower) may have given her nightmares after entangling her in a huge web that attracted some of his spider friends
And Marinette (Nocturna) made her regret ever speaking ill of goths/punks/emos (Anyone not all preppy and shit) by making her believe she went blind
Break object, catch Akuma, MIRACULOUS NOCTURNA! Black and Grey bats fix the damage
The citizens are hesitant to trust them due to their threatening demeanors, but soon warm up to them after they defeat three more Akuma
Nocturna: Only we may bring about discord and chaos, not some man in a butterfly costume.
Nadja: ... Right. Well, viewers, you heard it today! Paris has heroes!
Lerna: Nah, we just wanna-
Nadja: Yes! We have heroes!
Alya creates a blog- Miraculous Media
People immediately ship Jaws and Black Widower after seeing their interactions
Jaws: Do you plan to ensnare me in one of your webs, love?
Black Widower: Perhaps after you bite my arm off.
Same goes for Sinker and Sarcophilus
Thomas Astruc makes a movie, but does it right out of fear of enraging the team and having them watch him while he sleeps for the rest of his life. (They’re doing it to Chloé)
Adrien develops a crush on Nocturna after she slung him over his shoulder like a sack of flour to get him away from an Akuma
Now he’s conflicted, because he likes Marinette, too.
The Bluenette facepalms every time she sees him
Cue Lila. The Artist Family buys none of her lies
Marinette doesn’t bother trying to expose her. She just ignores her and allows her classmates to dig their graves and lie in them
Lila tries to impress them by saying she could introduce them to the Malevolent Miraculous Team. They just walk away and silently curse her
Steals book, park, pulls out fox necklace, claims it’s a lost Miraculous that’s way more powerful, Marc’s spiders ruin her chance of impressing Adrien by revealing its a Gabriel necklace
Cue Volpina. She tries to make the Malevolent Miraculous Team look like Villains due to how they look and their name
Nocturna summons darkness, Black Widower and Sinker trap her, and Jaws threatens her with his sharpened teeth
She immediately gives up her Akuma and stops telling lies... About the Malevolent Miraculous Team
Cue Mayura creating a giant Spider Sentimonster using Lila’s hatred towards Marinette for “Bewitching Adrien”
Black Widower is somehow able to tame the sentimonster and treats it like it’s a puppy
Wanna add on? Go right ahead.
P.S. I’m currently working on chapter 2 for the Artist Family. They’re going to school
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