#spiderhate

[eukytrees]

why must spiders be so cruel?

A new one each day, to be killed with pesticides, a never ending war. These fuckers have gone from taking random rooms to taking the shower (stay at home quarantine, so not as important as their next target). What might be their next target? The toilet. Again.

[thebalancedones-blog]

I really hate spiders...

I think I may be one of the biggest spider-haters around and I AM NOT JOKING. These little shits is a real menace to me and they are not even dangerous around here! And that pisses me off even more! Ever since I was 6 years old I’ve had arachnophobia (while playing hide-and-seek I found a good spot already occupied by a little white ball of death and horror which contains surely 20+ of their disgusting hell-spawn-shits-of-moving-vomit which of course happens to break at the touch of my arm and they swarm up towards my face in the most horrific unison imaginable) During my teens I decided to “evolve” my fear-of-the-fuckers and instead of fleeing at the site of the little bastards I crush them in that instant. And that’s a tame fairytale-comparison to what I’m like around them today...

[twentyfourletters-blog]

My "not so" great start to 2014

So I have returned home from a great night out, I can't wait to jump into my super comfy bed, I turn the light on and go to walk to my dresser and HELLO! There is the mother of all spiders just chilling on my wall having a great time, I slowly back out of the room to find some insect spray to kill this bitch and after having no success decide il just capture it in a cup or something. Now a little known fact about massive ass spiders is that they are FUCKING MIND READERS because when I got back the spider was nowhere to be found, nowhere! I looked everywhere I can not see this mammoth spider, and now I have to sleep in the spare room so the spider doesn't eat me alive in my sleep. Thanks spider for taking over my bedroom you complete asshole! Now I will sleep with one eye open DAMMIT!

[piperparker--iamspidergirl-blog1]

Actors aren't characters though. Actors can be anybody. May can just be May.

[[But they are. In the moment when he is in the movie, Andrew Garfeild IS Spiderman. That's the point of an actor, is to BE the character.

This holds especially true for actors who only had one big success to thier name, who have become the 'face' of a character, like the dude who played Luke Skywalker.

I guess I'll have to respectfully disagree with you on this.

Is that the only objection you have to Piper, or is there more?]]

[piperparker--iamspidergirl-blog1]

You're vastly misrepresenting May. She's not a female version of her father and I don't appreciate her being represented as such.

[[I never said she was.

o-o

I'm just using her image, because of the semi-inherently sexist nature of comics and the severe lack of female spiderman art, gifs, whatever. I think most of the time, when I do reblog Mayday stuff, I leave it as such- either with the credit 'crossed out' so people know where it is actually coming from, and then just sticking Piper's name on it so people know who I am using the image to represent.

It's the same as using any faceclaim.

I'm not rping as Mayday Parker. I'm rping as Piper Parker. I'm not representing her at all, actually. xD]]

[piperparker--iamspidergirl-blog1]

Really? Get the fuck away from my post. Get the fuck away from anything I post about May. You honestly disgust me.

[[.....

Uh huh.

Well, I'd certainly like to know why. o.o To my recollection, I haven't EVER maligned Mayday; in fact, I'm a fan of hers myself, and since getting a comic thing on my Kindle Fire I'm hoping to get access to her comics.

What am I doing that is disgusting?]]

[piperparker--iamspidergirl-blog1]

i kinda object to your phrasing. in your rp post when you said male versions of Piper? it oughta be female version of Peter. Peter came first, canonically- you are basically a giant oc and you should give spiderman his due. rp what you want but be respectful and follow the fucking canon asshloe.

[[Um, no.

Lacking my usb drive as of the moment you get a written explanation rather than a set of hilarious spiderman memes. So! Where to start....

Yes, Peter came first canonically. That's obvious. But it's not canon for Piper. Piper was Spidergirl for MONTHS before she met any Peters. So from her perspective, they are male versions of her. Nevermind that there happens to be more Peters than Pipers; she probably just hasn't met any yet, she thinks, and so for Piper, Peters are the odd one out.

I am following canon, I am not an OC, and I am most certianly being respectful. Frankly I don't give no shits nor fucks if you like what I rp or not. Don't like it, unfollow. God knows I won't be devastated.

Also you spelled your name wrong, Asshole. :3]]

[piperparker--iamspidergirl-blog1]

"US GIRLS ARE SO INTO GUYS' EMOTIONZ! THAT'S WHY WE THINK THEY ARE ALL GAY!" Yeah, that makes sense. Hey, here's an idea. Why don't you actually learn about the characters? Not everyone is born gay, or has gay tendencies. Some do, I'll admit. But not every single fucking person.

[[Hey. HERE'S AN IDEA: make sure you send your argument to the person who ACTUALLY wrote the thing you are talking about. I wrote a title and stuck a gif in there, completely unrelated to sexism or being in any way.

Proof:

http://piperparker—iamspidergirl.tumblr.com/post/29608905969/sees-hate-in-the-avengers-tag-people-who-say

I'll say it agian. This may come as a shock to you, but I do not in fact control the interwebz or the people who live here. What OTHER people post in reply to something I made doesn’t make it my opinion.

Jesus Christ, yall...

At least you make slightly more sense than the last guy who messaged me, and you seem to be defending gay rights, which I support and approve of. So no sarcastic memes for you.

But really, next time? Calm yo tits and make sure you get the right person.]]