I really hate spiders...
I think I may be one of the biggest spider-haters around and I AM NOT JOKING. These little shits is a real menace to me and they are not even dangerous around here! And that pisses me off even more! Ever since I was 6 years old I’ve had arachnophobia (while playing hide-and-seek I found a good spot already occupied by a little white ball of death and horror which contains surely 20+ of their disgusting hell-spawn-shits-of-moving-vomit which of course happens to break at the touch of my arm and they swarm up towards my face in the most horrific unison imaginable) During my teens I decided to “evolve” my fear-of-the-fuckers and instead of fleeing at the site of the little bastards I crush them in that instant. And that’s a tame fairytale-comparison to what I’m like around them today...