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I love the idea that Sam always wins at rock paper scissors, yes, because Dean is a little predictable, but also because the foresight he got off Azazel comes out in little ways. Dean has stopped letting Sam call coin-tosses because he gets it right wayyyy too much of the time. Grand-standing, uncontested champion of Snap. Always knew which raindrop to bet on during car-rides. Psychic in several deeply useless ways

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Assorted spn headcanons you can pry from my cold, dead hands

Sam

Sam cannot sing. Utterly tone-deaf. Not to say he doesn’t sing, just that he’s bad at it.

Sam has a number of cassettes squirrelled away at the bottom of the glove box where Dean (hopefully) won’t find them, including such albums Jagged Little Pill, White on Blonde and a much beloved Mamma Mia tape

Sam just does not remember a lot of his life. His whole childhood memory is patchy as hell from all the stuff he’s blocked out (Dean disappearing when he was 12 in Bad Boys, the shtriga incident, etc); the cage is more of a horrific impression than an actual coherent memory; most of S7 is a blur, and that time Toni Bevell tortured him is mostly forgotten

Lowkey non-binary but the world is always ending so he can’t worry about that right now. Also he would rather die than ask Dean to use they/them pronouns. Not a conversation anybody wants to have

Let Jess paint his nails a few times in college “for a joke” “because she wanted to”. He’s painted his own nails a few times since but always wipes it off before Dean can see to avoid the teasing (realistically Dean would crack maybe 2 jokes about it and then at some point he would be “drunk” (2 beers in) and get Sam to paint his, but this won’t happen because Dean doesn’t know)

He never fully lost his powers, he just never got good enough to exorcise demons without the blood and he sure as hell isn’t going to learn with how badly Dean reacted to them. He’s also still weirdly good at calling coin-tosses or rock, paper, scissors

Doesn’t like short hair because a) this is one thing hunting WILL NOT take from him, and b) makes him look ‘too much like a guy’

Dean

Dean always replaces ‘Cadillac’ in Slick Black Cadillac by Quiet Riot with Impala when singing along, and always recites the full intro to Stonehenge by Spinal Tap in a bad British accent (this is mostly to embarrass Sam)

Dean can sew, but I assume most people think this

Dean refuses to use any kind of touchscreen phone. #brickphones4lyfe

The handprint stayed on Dean’s shoulder. Why would it disappear? It’s still there

He knows he’s into men, but he doesn’t see how that’s anyone else’s goddamn business. Additionally, it isn’t “gay” to think men are hot, it’s “gay” to order a smoothie

Does not have particularly defined muscles. He is physically fit, he spends too much time running and grave digging to not be, but he hasn’t done a press-up since he was a kid and does not plan on changing that, also he likes food too much

Always kind of wanted to ride a horse, never has

Taught Sam to read when Sam was four or five because a) Sam pestered him enough, and b) it kept him entertained

Cas can pick up anvils so sometimes Dean just no-warning launches himself at Cas, knowing Cas will catch him. Most of the time no one (including Cas) has any reaction to this. Dean does this because he likes getting on Cas’ nerves (lovingly) and also because he enjoys being picked up

Castiel

Cas also can’t sing but it’s mostly because the whole ears and vocal chords and tongues thing is new to him

Angelic space heater (which may or may not have been taken advantage of before)

Thinks this whole “being male” thing is a novel, exciting experience. Quite enjoys it. Not saying being a woman again is strictly off the cards, but tbh he could get used to “being a man”. Dean of course thinks this is wildly perplexing and is like ‘but being a man sucks you’ve got to bottle up all your emotions and you’re not allowed to wear panties or order frilly drinks >:(’ and Cas is like ‘are you sure?’

He will pick things up off shelves or start squeezing toothpaste out toothpaste tubes or turn on taps and usually Dean but sometimes Sam, without saying a word, will just stop him. Or if they’re not in front of anyone else they’ll just let him. He does this because he has the brain of a cat but with the benefit of opposable thumbs.

Bobby

Bobby has suuuuuuch beef with the Victorians for their tendency to not reference sources, change things in order to fit their own world view, or wholesale make shit up. Victorian sources are like 80% of his problems (the remaining 20% are idjit 1 and idjit 2)

He’s at least a little bit of a witch. The man has a very good understanding of spellwork

Lost track of the number of times he told a young Sam and Dean not to play in the disused cars in the salvage yard (they obviously did it anyway)

The period between the threatening John with a shotgun and Sam and Dean rocking back up to ask for help was kind of grim. It was a lot of time spent at home by himself with just the occasional hunt alongside Rufus until that went South as well. Sam and Dean turning back up obviously didn’t miraculously fix anything, but it was someone to keep the house cleaner for, something that got him outside, something to think about besides past mistakes

He still has some of Sam and Dean’s drawings in a desk draw somewhere but he will not admit to that under pain of death

When Sam was little he’d call Sam his ‘research assistant’ because Sam would often sit with him and read (about dinosaurs or space but that’s beside the point)

Is the reason Sam knows as much Latin as he does

Bobby just. taught himself a lot of languages. Like realistically he could make a name for himself translating Old English texts but he’s not going to because he has better things to do. Yeah he’s read most of Dante’s The Divine Trilogy in the original 14th century Italian it’s not that hard

I know it’s not canon, but to me Bobby had his falling out with John when Sam was at Stanford

General

Sam and Dean are always reciting the Gandalf ‘so do all those who live to see such times’ speech, but like. really grudgingly.

They both have so many scars, chipped if not missing teeth, fingers a little squint from where they’ve been broken and not healed quite right. Cas does his best but sometimes he’s not around and the lads accumulate injuries at a worrying rate

Listen. Sam isn’t “autistic”, Dean doesn’t “have ADHD”, and Bobby isn’t “depressed”, they just… have a lot in common with those things. Dw about it. And Cas is of course Like That because he’s an angel #justtheangelthings

Sam and Dean always point out fields of horses, and pretty quickly get Cas into doing it too

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It is canon to me that whenever Sam finds a big spider in their motel room he gets it to crawl onto his hands then goes and shows it to Dean for the express purpose of grossing him out, before finally putting it outside

#sam: theyre an important part of the ecosystem #dean: CAN YOU USE A CUP AND PAPER LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AT LEAST GOD #sam: its not even a venomous species you can hold it if you want #do you want to hold the spider?#dean winchester #sam winchester #i just know it in my heart #spn #ham and bean #supernatural #original post #spiders canons

We all know Sam and Dean don’t seem to own any waterproof jackets/umbrellas past s2, and they are often outside where it is often raining due to the Vancouver weather, ergo I think Cas and his wings should have been on occasional umbrella duty

Not in public obviously but if they’re searching for a vamps nest in a forest or something then Cas is just trailing along in the middle with his wings out so Sam and Dean aren’t instantly soaked. Like he grumbles about it obviously, but he will be sheltering them the whole time

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They really should have leaned into the BMOL being private schooled more, because they have some absolutely bizarre slang in English private schools. We should have had Ketch pouring out brandy and going “I’ll be mother” while Sam and Dean stare him like he’s insane. We should have had at least one “hard cheese, old man” in place of “oh dear”. He should have called someone a cabbage

#source: my dad went to private school #and also reading the go between #i thank god when to a comprehensive (public school)#bmol #british men of letters #arthur ketch #one time my dad was like ‘do you remember in the 70s when people called each other cabbages’#and my mum was like ‘no?????’#spn #original post #supernatural #spiders canons

Do you think Sam and Dean ever watch Ninja Warrior or some shit and go ‘wow we could so do that if we weren’t on several states most wanted lists’

#dean: it would be so cool #sam: but the felonies #dean: but the cash prize #dean winchester #sam winchester #spn #original post #supernatural #spiders canons

I bet they never stopped finding glitter in the Impala after 7x14 Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie. It bet it was fully eight years later, they’re going to face down God, and they’re still finding flecks of glitter

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I think Sam listened to Avril Lavigne. This is a wildly unfounded headcanon but nonetheless one you can pry from my cold dead hands

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