#splatoon blog

[the-agent-squad]

THE INTRO!!!!

(TW: some suicide mentions and some violence in the au’s; specifically Captain 3)

so for some context on the characters, Neo agent 3, Captain 3, and Agent 8 are from seperate aus. meanwhile Agent 4 is from the canon universe with some of my headcanons. i'll list down the aus and what they're about-

the au Neo agent 3 is from is called

TWISTED REALITIES:

Basically, another universe where everything is kinda disturbing (the bosses specifically) and Neo went against a rabid version of Mr Grizz and basically uh, had her left arm fuzzified, turning it into a big bear-like arm. she doesnt really use it much unless somebody pisses her off.(she brutally grabbed Agent 4 after she pranked her..-)

THE LONG ONES:

This one is where Agent 8 is from, basically a horror au where bigfin inklings exist and are scary ass cannibals, basically inspired by tmc (The Mandela Catalogue) because after they killing the victims, they steal their voice box. mainly because their own voice box is distorted. And Eight was lucky as hell to be alive, although now she gets harassed by Neo and Summer (Neo agent 3 and Agent 4)

(NEW NAME IN PROGRESS):

Captain 3's universe is a twisted future where both Mr grizz and Tar-Tar comes back, making two separate infections. The same as the one from the games but worse (yeah it’s an infection au) basically Marie got crushed by Mr Grizz, Callie hung herself days after, and the other agents got infected, 8 being infected by the sanitization, 4 being infected by both fuzz and sanitization, and Neo being experimented on. Atp she’s just happy to somewhat be back with them..-

I'm not gonna add anything for Agent 4 because I'm lazy as hell- but uh, introduction time!

This is not my main blog; this is an RP blog made to keep my Splatoon addiction in check and not let it get too much into my head.

My main blog is @ask-sage-and-eggman.

uh, I don't really know what else to put here, but you can send asks and stuff.

NOW FOR THE TEXT TO KNOW WHO'S SPEAKING!!!

CANDYYYYYY!!!!!! - Agent 4/Summer

CANDY WHERE?! - Neo agent 3/Veronika

(You both are so loud...) - Agent 8/Eight

At this point Im just happy to be with these idiots again…- - Captain 3/Vanessa

okay, done :3 (I WILL be updating this soon)

[commanders-quarters]

Mr Tartar,,,, would you eat me if I said I would like to help you in your plans and submit myself to you?

To say the commander looked perplexed was an understatement.

He just stood there and stared. It wasn't sure that it heard you right. It tilts its head-- slowly-- as if the motion would ease the words into proper order within its linguistic processors.

"Would I consume you... if you revealed that you would like to aid me in my mission and surrender yourself to me?" he repeated lowly, like he wanted to reaffirm the fact of the question's existence.

The stray wires looped by his head bunched together while his internals whirred and churned thoughtfully. Parsing your tone and intentions is proving to be more difficult than it thought. Even so, Tartar took his time to consider the possibilities. Could you be of any use? Were you truly volunteering to be sanitized? Now that was an exciting rarity in these parts. Eventually, though, it clasps its hand together in front of its lap, attempting a professional appearance in spite of its now overactive strings of calculations.

"That depends. Can you follow orders? Can you fight? Can you keep secrets? Can you open your mind to the light?" he listed off.

Denewiah's lenses squeak from suddenly shifting to focus on you.

"If the answer is 'yes' to all of the above, then I believe we will get along just fine. If the answer is 'no' to any of these, however, then I assure you my docility will be much more... conditional."

[superjumpintomyheart]

Pearl: Nooo don’t turn me into and iDog…. *screams*

[tiatigerfish]

Hello Inkblr!!

I'm Tia Tigerfish, an aspiring music artist from the busy city of Splatsville.

I like to express myself through electronic music and DJing, and i do so by sharing my music with those around me!

I'm looking for gigs if anyone is needing a DJ at a certain event or party. (though i can't travel far outside the city unfortunately)

I just hope you don't mind if my little friend, Slip joins hehe..

Stay fresh!! <3

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[gummy-squid-sister]

I’ve been absent for a while, really busy with work so I haven’t had time to reply to asks >_<

Rest assured I’ll feed you guys.

[zer0squidz]

hi. this is my first post :-)

[huneyskitchen]

☆ Agent 8 ☆

ִֶָ𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ🐙་༘࿐

[usedtoheroic]

"And that's my story. I'm not sure why it was so important." - Logan "Tune in next week for My turn in front of the camera!" - Atlas >part 1 part 2 part 3