I said it on twt and I’ll say it here
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I said it on twt and I’ll say it here
FUCK
Im back in my Splatoon era. Cod dammit. (yes a Splatoon era I never posted)
Splatoon 3 Promokids Lovelanguage Headcanon Thing
i really dont know how to title stuff.
Anyways, just below the lovely "Keep Reeading" button is a list of what I think each of the promokids' favorite forms of love language are and a brief explanation as to why!
Some iridescent sillies
One of the rare times im able to make a finished piece with the splatoon 3 promo kids
if no one else is gonna blorbofy the promo kids i’m gonna do it and none of you can stop me
stephanie
she/her (transfem)
rich as fuck. not a multimillionaire like pearl, but her folks are super well-off. can afford to spend money like it’s water
plays turf war for fun, not glory. loves bringing in memey weapons that are fun to use, even if she sucks with them. can she hit the broad side of a barn with a slosher? not really. but is it fun to beat people up with a washing machine? OH yes
wallace/wally (YARRwhal)
he/they
chronic cool guy syndrome. everybody wants to be his friend!
knows one of the members of c-side. always the first one to buy their new songs
LETHAL in turf war, probably super high-leveled. plays for fun AND glory (but still mostly fun)
nina (AnemoneNo1)
they/them
LOVES retro gaming, has a massive collection of arcade machines and old consoles
left-handed. mods some of their weapons to suit their needs, but in turf war they do tend to just use their right hand so they dont fuck up the hand they write/draw with
speaking of writing/drawing they totally use the splatooniverse equivalents of deviantart/tumblr
stephanie’s cousin
veronika
they/she
the leader of the friend group despite having moved to splatsville the most recently
a squid of few words, but that doesnt mean theyre not down to go crazy go stupid at any given moment. perpetually participating in weird girl wednesday
hangs out with a smallfry she calls their little buddy, or “the destroyer of ankles” and is even teaching it a little bit of inklish
dating nina
trinity (TakoTruck)
she/her
used to be an elite soldier in the octarian army, is now taking an internship as a civil engineer
extremely competitive and hates to lose. plays every turf war like its the battle that’ll win the war. she’s trying to get more resilient about losing, but it’s something she clashed with stephanie over a lot when they first met
street food connoisseur, knows where all the best cafes and food trucks are. favorite food is tacos (obviously)
hiro (Hirooooo)
he/they
listens to a lot of beach music and reggae
almost never takes off his headphones (its the autism)
doesnt get to play turf war a lot because his schedule is so busy. he’s coworkers with trinity, but he mostly does admin/desk work
kayoss (kay0ss)
he/him
biggest hearts of the whole group. apologizes to people he splats in battle 99% of the time. gives amazing hugs
the reason hiro listens to reggae now
ceo of cool weird clothes. best fashion sense of the whole group. goes shopping with stephanie all the time (they’re dating)
calamar (C4L4M4R)
he/she (bigender)
LOUD. mans has no indoor voice and gets excited easily. the resident funnyman
will do anything for clout. once fired her e-liter into the sky and changed color while the ink was coming down to try and snipe himself for a squid-tiktok
loves to go camping, has a lot of fond memories at camp triggerfish
absolutely DEADLY aim. if she brings a charger into battle you’re already dead
I have an unhealthy obsession with Stephanie from the splatoon promos
I just think she💖