#splayd

[the-fact-site]

A splayd is the perfect triple-use utensil consisting of 33.3% spoon, 33.3% knife, and 33.3% fork. #FACT

[coolocgod]

So i went down a rabbit hole

Yep, and now im dragging all my followers down with me(which isn't alot but fuck you)

SPORKS, yes sporks were my rabbit hole journey, so me and the unknown friend were chatting and idk why i decided to look up sporks, andd then the rabbit hole started

This is a normal spork, we know this

This is a weird spork, with no handle, but still TECHNAILY a spork

This is not a fucking spork, this is a splayd(yes thats a real thing) cues its a sporf(again another real word) with a knife, so there for it is a splayd

NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?, this is not a spork, i dont know what its called but this is not a fucking spork, cues sporks are ment to be tiny, and have SMALL TINES, NOT BIG ONES

Calming down from that rant, again this is a splayd, just replace sporf with spork and boom, its a splayd, anyways for now that concludes "zen now knows to much about sporks"

[ava-rydayisuffer]

Manifesting this, hoping to diy everything here someday :)

[couch-house]

it’s time... happy 11th anniversary to my all-time favorite fic: If You Have Sex, You Will Get Pregnant and Die by @ckret2 (jk y’all know it’s called In Short Supply)

[littlebittyshoyru]

Update Time!!!

Yesterday, magicalpens zapped Toy!

I put him up for adoption on the Pound chat, and isaiaschaidez77 adopted him! 

Today, I saw Splayd the Red Bori in the Pound on the Pound chat, so I adopted her for the good name, and zapped her!

Immediately after I adopted her, she zapped Stealthy!

I put her UFA on the Pound chat, and candy_kingdom adopted her! As you can see, she already has a new Petpet and a custom, so Iridescent is clearly excited about owning her! I call that a win!

[couch-house]

so I looked at In short supply but it looks like the author stopped a little before the eggs hatch, so did you ever imagine what the smeets were like? I can picture one of the popping out of it's egg and hugging Zim like he hugged the robot arm, and knowing his luck hugging a spot that's still sore. Also if Zim was still with the Tallests when they got to Foodcourtia it could have gotten real awkward

I think you’re a little confused, man. ISS stopped updating before the fourth batch of smeets hatched. The fic gives plenty of opportunity to meet the other smeets. like… my fav bastard..

terrible litle zim clone. as for the unhatched ones, they’re probably gonna come out looking like all the others

honestly the personalities of the newest smeets was never really something that I’d think about. it was mostly WHATS IN REDS TRANSMISSION!!! WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO AT SHLOOGORGHS!! FUCK YOU DIB!!

[fossilised-lamp]

[mundanemeals]

Mundane Meal #2 - Microwave Butter Chicken

Preamble:

In this installment of Mundane Meals I will show you all how to cook a microwave butter chicken meal.

Amble:

A walk at a slow, relaxed pace, especially for pleasure.

Ramble:

I used the live right around the corner from a farmer’s market / butchery. Often on my way home I was see their sign advertising a product I wanted to buy and at a very competitive price point, but for some reason I never once went there. What is it about a farmer’s market that intimidated me so?

Maybe I was too caught in the web of the big supermarket chains, and couldn’t bring myself to cross them. Perhaps I was just scared that everyone there would somehow instinctively know that I didn’t belong; that I am the kind of person to microwave a butter chicken meal at six in the morning and then write about it on the internet.

I wonder if everyone there already knows all their customers. Would they have seen me as a stranger? An outsider? Perhaps I place too much significance on my own presence in the lives of others. They probably wouldn’t even think twice about this strange man coming to buy some groceries. I probably wouldn’t matter to them in the slightest.

I did read a google review of the place once that said their bulk pack of chicken breast was poor quality and went bad quicker than expected, so maybe I dodged a bullet. We may never know.

You will need:

1 Frozen Butter Chicken Meal

A microwave

A bowl (optional)

An eating utensil of your choice (optional)

Low self-esteem (optional)

Instructions:

Follow the instructions on the packaging

I have found in my experience that most, if not all, microwave meals come with instructions printed right there on the packaging. Pretty convenient!

If you can’t read then you’re going to have a problem, but in that case you can’t read this either, unless you’re using a text-to-speech program to read it aloud to you. Try finding someone else to read your microwave meal instructions to you, if necessary.

To serve:

If you choose to use a utensil instead of squatting directly over the plastic tub and scooping up scalding hot butter chicken and rice with your bare hands, I recommend a Splayd. A splayd is like a spork except better in every conceivable way. It’s a spoon, it’s a fork, it’s a rudimentary cutting tool. Google it sometime.