#spontaneous headcanons

[sakamaki-richter]

❧ richter’s the type of man to get all pissy and grumpy and upset if you try to get out of bed before he does. man is YANKING you back down with him and clinging to you. really has that “awake enough but not really awake” haze. overall just very very sad that you’re trying to get up and wants to sleep a little more.

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Spontaneous Headcanon #36

In which I bring today the many ways the Saja Boys (plus Tiger and Bird) like to tease Jinu whenever he's on the phone with Rumi. Thank you *bows and walks out*

*Under the cut for length! (And possible spoilers)*

-Abby will make the most obnoxious kissy noises at him when he sees Rumi's face pop up on the screen.

-"Jinu, it's your giiiiirlfrieeeend~" complete with fluttering eyelashes and pretending to make out with the nearest Saja (usually Romance).

-They get all quiet when he answers his phone and can tell by the way he says "hey" that it's her. Then they immediately do the cheesy "Awwwwwwww!" until Jinu is either rushing out the room or chasing them out with whatever he has in his hand (or sending his bird and tiger after them).

-Mystery will start singing "Can't Help Falling In Love With You" in the background, Romance harmonizing with him while Abby and Baby will sway like they're at a concert.

-"Tell her I said hi."- Baby Saja usually.

-Quote the cheesy romantic things he says to her when he hangs up. Romance will turn to Baby, grab his face and go "You're the brightest star to me." While the younger member will make stupid faces back at him.

-Will randomly start tickling him and poking at him while he's on the phone. Abby especially will sneak up on him and start gently blowing on his neck until Jinu's swatting blindly at him.

-If he's face-timing her or zooming with her, Mystery and Romance will start dancing in the background of the video. There are several screen recordings of Romance wall-twerking while Mystery drops it like it's hot; all while Jinu's sitting there with the most 😑 face kkjeakjrkjeajkr

-Sometimes the four of them will plan a choreographed dance just for the occasion.

-They make little signs to hold up behind him. Usually things like "He loves you <3" and a thought bubble saying "I want to kiss!" Rumi does her best to keep a poker face but she can't help but start laughing and Jinu gets all flustered telling them to get out.

-Tickling 2.0- Abby will creep up behind him and go "Rumi, watch this!" before tickling the snazz out of Jinu. The phone gets sent flying, showing the roof while his laughter is echoing about. At some point Baby or Mystery will steal back the phone and angle it so she can see the chaos erupting. Baby occasionally narrate. "And here we see the lovesick Jinu getting absolutely destroyed. More at 8."

-Every once and awhile one of them will steal Jinu's phone while he's getting tickled and run off to chat with Rumi. Usually Baby or Romance- asking about her day or how she feels about Jinu. "He's really in love with you- I just wanted to let you know. I'm the romance demon; I can tell these things >3<"

-Tiger will walk into the screen and sit on it mid-chat if he feels it's gone on too long (aka he wants attention). Like- full on sit on his phone and accidentally hang up on a cackling Rumi. Those times are usually when they finally decide to meet in person and hang out.

Thank you for reading!

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Spontaneous Headcanon #33

CW: Drinking antic Hcs, swearing and Blue Lock Season 2 finale spoilers below the cut!

Cause I’m a slut for fixer-upper fics/headcanons

Sae is a lightweight. Like- “one shot and he’s wasted” lightweight. He doesn’t drink often if at all- bad for the athlete in him or something to that nature.

Naturally though when you’re boyfriend’s acquaintance with Shidou, you’re going to find yourself in all kinds of silly situations.

It’s the night of the U-20 afterparty; Rin had snuck off from the screaming, crying, terrible singing, and stuffing of faces around him (and that’s just winner-high Isagi) and is now sitting outside on the grassy fields of the soccer zone.

He’s tired and sad and not sure if he wants to cry, punch the wall, have a mental breakdown or just curl up and sleep right then and there when his phone starts vibrating. There are very, VERY few people who actually call him- his parents are rather hands off and only call in emergencies and Sae’s naturally not gonna call him. It was probably spam.

And because he’s in such a bad mood, he decides to entertain a spam caller with verbal abuse, so he hits the answer button without looking and raises it up to rip into the poor unfortunate soul when-

“Riiiiiiiin!” The world stops- Rin almost drops his phone cause SAE??? It can’t be him- this man sounds way too happy to be his brother. “Hello? Did I dial it wrong? Damn- hehe, I can’t make out the letters.”

And Rin’s just sitting there like “WTF?“ cause Sae sounds so off from his usual self- when was the last time he called him by name??? “Are you fucking drunk right now?”

“Shhhhh, shhh, shhhhhhhhh.” He swears he can picture Sae putting a hand over the phone as if to silence Rin’s shocked anger- “too loud little bro- too loud.” Then he drops a huge bomb on Rin like- “I wanted to tell you- you were so fucking cool today. Like so, so coooool.”

And Rin doesn’t know how to act cause what the hell was happening right now? Sae was drunk, and now he’s gushing about how the U-20 match??? He’s speechless- also who gave him alcohol? He’s about to ask how when Sae hits him with another drunk truth.

“Like- I can’t tell you this in real life cause like- you’ll get all weak or whatever; but I love you so, soooooo much, Rin. You’re my favorite little brother ever!”

“I’m your only brother” Rin points out, and Sae laughs like it’s the funniest thing in the world cause maybe in his drunken stupor it is? “You need to drink some water. Go lay down or something.”

“I caaant. Once I do, I can’t talk to you anymore.” Is that- tears? Was Sae crying? He was an emotional drunk it seemed. “And I miss talking to you! You make my whole life better- I want to tell you about- about, eh? Where did I go again?”

“Spain.”

“SPAIN! Yeah, hehe- you can’t spell Spain without Pain.” Another laugh, another small whimper through a sigh. “I missed you. Hey- are you off soon? Stay with me; I’m home until the end of the next month. Let’s- let’s be brothers again.”

And now Rin can’t even talk because he’s choking to death on sudden tears as he covers his phone- he doesn’t want to believe it and doubts Sae will remember any of this by the morning but a small, small part of him is wishing for it. “We’ll see.” He manages to force out.

“Ayyy, that’s my brother! H-hold on- the captains being stupid- OLIVER SHUSH!!! I’m on the phone with my brother!” And Sae’s clearly delirious for the next part but it holds true “Are you still there? Did you fall asleep again on the phone? Hehe- you used to do that when I went away. Anyway; I love you, and I’m sorry for being such a dick.” He laughs again. “Hehe- dick. Anyway; come see me before I go- I wanna tell you about pain-“

“Spain. Go drink water.”

“Ay ay, captain.” The phone shifts as if Sae’s saluting with it. There’s more shuffling before a new voice comes on.

“Hey ever littler genius.” The captain. Rin resists the urge to roll his wet eyes. “I’ll get your brother to bed. Sorry- it’s my fault he’s drunk.”

Rin tells him he’s a terrible influence and Oliver laughs before wishing him goodnight and good game. Now he’s staring at the phone, watching his screen fade black and his tear stained face reflected back. He knew he was going to cry today- he just didn’t know how or when or even why.

“You good?” Hiori somehow finds him later- well after Rin wiped his face clean and clears away the hoarseness in his voice. If he sees the red in his eyes, he doesn’t mention it. Rin liked that about Hiori. He only knew him a few short weeks and already: he really, really likes him.

The next day or so he gets a text from Sae- possibly about forgetting the other night. Instead it lists an address with a link forwarding a pre-paid train ticket. “In case you need a place to crash.” Is all it says.

Rin doesn’t reply, but he does download the train ticket.

Just in case.

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Amazing, Showstopping, Glamorous Blue Lock Headcanons That Are Definitely True Ego Told Me So #4

The Blue Lock brain rot is severe in this one lols

-Isagi is touchy in the sense of always fixing or adjusting something on those around him. Stray hair? He's smoothing it out. Jersey's all bunched up in the back? He's tugging it straight. Shoe's coming undone? He's dropping to the ground and tying them for you. The team like to tease him about being a mother hen, but really; where would they all be without him?

-Bachira is great lyricist but a terrible singer. He can make up some really good lines and verses if he tries hard enough, but they never really sound right. Reo offered to sing them for him once, as did Aryu- they formed their own little group they called "The Wisteri-AHHs!" The band broke up not too long after when they couldn't decide on what to call their first single.

-Nikko cried in the locker room when he heard The Wisteri-AHHs broke up. That was his big One Direction moment. (He also cried when One Direction broke up.)

-A lot of people speculate Sae was the one to introduce Rin to the horror genre given how much his younger brother idolized him in their youth, but paparazzi once caught sight of him playing MySims on his switch and that idea was quickly dismissed.

-On that note Sae hates horror movies and gets ridiculously jumpy after enduring such things (Shidou is a big fan- every other movie night has at least ONE cheesy horror film from the 80's/90's- those are the only ones Sae will sit through).

-Chigiri can tie a cherry stem into a knot with his mouth. Isagi tried to copy him and proceeded to choke. Bachira tried to tie a banana peel into a knot with his mouth once. Ego has since put a ban on doing such things.

-Reo is a HUGE Wicked fan. He knows all the steps and words to every song (His favorite is Popular- he likes to sing that while getting Nagi up and out of bed) and will belt out Defying Gravity if given the opportunity. Raichi will claim it's annoying but he's secretly a huge Wicked nerd as well and will occasionally join in with Reo's antics.

(Season 2 character mentions below the cut!)

-Otoya one time convinced Karasu that waxing his armpits would make his arm-span range better. The result was him laughing himself sick in the bathroom while the bird man struggled to rip the wax strip off. He may have cried when Yukimiya-beyond over their bullshit- ripped it off for him.

-Isagi unironically thought Oliver was in his late 30's when he first saw him during the U-20 match. When he found out he was only 19 he accidentally blurted out "in dog years?" No one ever lets him live it down and Oliver has yet to recover.

-Yukimiya can make a variety of animal sounds ranging from dolphin chirps to monkey screeches to an expansive list of bird calls. He and Nagi make a game out of it, much to Rin's annoyance.

-You know that vine "Stop saying I look like chicken little, he's dumb and a coward, and I'M NOT A COWARD!"- that's Karasu whenever someone says he looks like Kaito from Danganronpa.

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Spontaneous Headcanon #34

For your consideration.

Inumaki learning JSL (Japanese sign language) to better express himself when his safe words won't do it.

Also for your consideration (and my shippy heart)- Yuta learning alongside him so he can better understand him. They practice together and go to classes regularly. He even learns in secret how to sign "I love you." for when he confesses.

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Just had a though go through my head like

Jesus was definitely dropped as a baby. I can't explain it I just have this idea and this vibe that tell me my spontaneously created Jesus headcanon is correct