#spooky ho

[rjavenuru]

how much money would you pay for a mash up with The Spooky King and one of Danny's spooky anthems? 😆

[yellow-eyed-sams-wife]

GME 2024 is looking masterful

OMG YOU ALL, THE HYPE IS SO REAL!!!

god, I hope I can get tickets for this cuz it literally looks like a dream come true-🌟

[katesattic]

Hello. Yes, I am 26 years old and wrote ”Hoe for Halloween” in glue and covered it in black and orange glitter.

[bounce-a-coin-off-your-witcher]

Ho for Halloween

oh my god they were roommates

feat. Danny Gonzalez “Spooky Ho”.

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Geralt peers around the corner of the bannister and sees his roommate dancing rather suggestively to the goofiest rap he’s ever heard in his life. He’s sinking into deep squats and doing the bend-and-snap from Legally Blonde like it’s nobody’s business while a few golden-brown pancakes bubble away on the griddle. He must not know I had the day off, Geralt thinks.

Jaskier continues to dance and sing while he makes his breakfast.

“Now make that ass shake like that ass is scared of me;

All you other spooky dudes can’t compare to me!

October thirty-first, bitch, you know what I’mma be,

Baby, bust down, I’mma be a ho for Halloween!

“Happy Halloweenie, my shorts lookin’ teeny!

My big, fat, pumpkin pie gone trampoline-y.

Her man wanna be me, she bad like a meanie;

I knew we’d get along cause she loves Frankenweenie!”

Jaskier rolls his hips suggestively and runs his hands down over his chest when he sings along to “cause she loves Frankenweenie” and Geralt almost giggles and gives himself away.

The younger man is wearing a pair of bright orange, smiling Jack-o-lantern bootie shorts and a black hoodie leftover from his high school’s production of Sweeney Todd. He’s clearly gotten in the mood for his absolutely favoritest holiday in the world. Apparently he hadn’t been kidding about his enthusiasm.

“Pull up to the party on a broomstick,

Bout to get bounced out the way cause I’m too thicc.

Crush a bunch of Smarties up” - he mimed taking a hit off a joint -”take two hits!

Costume got me Shinin’, aye, word to Stanley Kubrick, bitch!”

Geralt came further down the stairs and took a seat, watching openly now. Jaskier was still facing away from him, dancing suggestively and flipping the pancakes onto a plate. He poured more batter onto the griddle and sighed. “Geralt can have the leftovers.”

The silent voyeur almost spoke up but then Jaskier continued singing as if he hadn’t said anything to begin with.

“Trick or Treat and I’mma get the bag, aye.

Costume shoppin’ I’mma pop a tag, aye.

Half off when I make it crop top, bitch, I’m sexy Freddy Kreuger

I’m about to pop off!”

Jaskier spins dramatically and his eyes land on Geralt. He drops his spatula to the floor and screams. “Geralt!”

“Hey.”

“How much did you see?”

“Can I have some pancakes?”

Jaskier picks up the spatula from the floor and sets it in the sink. He gets out a clean one from the utensil drawer. He nods. Geralt comes down the rest of the stairs. He tentatively wraps his arms around the slightly shorter man’s waist. “It was cute.”

“...Oh. I’m glad you thought so. Why didn’t you say anything?”

“Because then you would have stopped,” Geralt pressed a kiss to the top of his head. “And like I said, it was cute.”

“Oh. Cool. Fake syrup or maple?”

“Maple, I’m not a cheap slut.”

“Fuck you!”

[swimmingthroughthemilkyway]

no halloween song from danny this year :(

[twinsand]

Someone: Describe yourself using one song.

Me:

[notpumpkiin]

[birdies-be-free]

That time Danny Gonzalez made a song that is basically just about dudes in Dorohedoro