#squad members

[suicidesquadkillthejusticeleague]

Harley Quinn: It's the fact that I have a PhD LMFAO

Harley Quinn: Who gave it to me and what were they thinking

[kaeltale]

Mass Effect Crew in 3 Words

Joker: fluent in sarcasm

Kaidan: puppy dog eyes

Ashley: grandma-style racism

Garrus: socially awkward Batman

Wrex: Shepard. Wrex. Shepard.

Tali: emergency induction port

Liara: innocence died screaming

Jacob: do not romance

Miranda: better than you

EDI: deadpan sass master

Mordin: hyperactive cinnamon roll

Jack: tsundere gone wild

Zaeed: exploding coffee maker

Grunt: my adopted son

Thane: spiritual murder frog

Legion: obviously friend-shaped

Samara: terrifying meditation instructor

Morinth: death by snoosnoo

Kasumi: kleptomania is cute

James: 182 pull-ups

Javik: surrounded by primitives

[cartooniste2z]

Drawing for @theodora14pines and @xxinfamousxx321

Eli: You're holding back.

Theo: Yeah! You do too!

[ihatemakingart]

the matsu’s as ppl in your squad

Osomatsu- the 'fuck boy' of the group. you can tell him to hold your stuff when you do stupid shit but if its food he'll eat it. suggests outings but doesn't wanna be the one to decide.

Karamatsu- the friend who ain't know the safety protocol. u kno the one. keep a close eye on him. takes dares way too seriously. also the one that allows himself to be degraded for the sake of laughs, only gets sassy if he knows it'll make it funnier or is legitimately in a bad mood. Has fantastic facial expressions. doing his best. offers to beat people up if they fuck with anyone in the crew, but it has never gotten to where he has to prove whether he’ll actually do it.

Choromatsu- the one that tries to be reasonable but ends up getting dragged into everything anyways but it's k because it always turns out fun in the end. Will talk to ppl in charge if something shitty is going down or even if it's just that nobody else wants to, but needs the Group Sass Master as back up.

Ichimatsu- everything that comes out of his mouth somehow ends up funny and everything he does is relatable. doesn't really wanna be anywhere ever but kinda has fun anyways. chases after random animals. don't 'what are the odds' him because he'll 100% do it. just straight up lays on the ground when he gets too tired.

Jyushimatsu- the one who suggests doing balls to the wall shit. makes friends with random strangers, especially homeless people. gets the group to move around in funny ways(ie: synchronized skipping, make weird noises whenever you hear a certain word). gets lost easy but always edges everyone to remember the positives when things are getting frustrating. the sunshine friend whom you must protec even if u don't actually need to.

Todomatsu- the one you introduce to your parents first, if necessary. sets good looks for the whole group so people don't immediately dismiss all of u as shitty kids. will probably leave stuff in your car tho. points out fashion faux pas of random people to be funny. always on his gotdamn phone but tries to pay attention to the convo when eating

[the-kittens-of-vol-tron]

if we're forming a squad can i be, like, the token sarcastic ace (i like your writing btw)

Yes every squad needs that!!! 

Welcome to the squad!

And thank you <3

[ask-manda-of-the-6]

💟- Wildcard!!!

Timeframe: Upgrade from Predator to Warden armour (pre-Catship)

Location: Avenger’s Armoury

“Damn gurl!” Big Time stuck her head into the nearest crate as the first set of Warden armour was unloaded from the Engineering cargo elevator. “You gear-heads went all out on this stuff!”

Rogue snorted, tempted to push the sharpshooter into the crate, but instead gave her friend a smack on the butt. “Yeah, the Elerium linked through the power armour makes the suits look like something straight out of the 80s.”

“Can’t wait to test out my psionics on it!” Phoenix’s eyes glowed, her aura flickering in anticipation.

“Go wild, Amy.” Rogue smirked. “We were sure to add grounding plants in your set so you’ll be able to use the Elerium to enhance your powers.”

“Hell yes!”

“How’s the prototype armour coming along?” Undertaker brushed her bangs out of her face.

“You mean the Spider Suit replacement?”

“Yeah, what were you guys calling it? Ghost armour?”

“The Wraith suit. Still got some of the scientists crunching number on it before we put it through the Proving Grounds.” Rogue checked a read-out on her GREMLIN, “Won’t be ready for field-testing for at least another month…”

“Dawww!” Coyote appeared out from the shadows with little introduction, making Big Time almost jump in surprise. “I wanted to test out my stealth against that thing… you might be almost as good as I am naturally with an invisibility cloak, Miss Elizabeth.”

“Hey! S-sorry I’m late!” Manda tapped out a sequence on her wrist comm to fully unlock the armoury. “I Uh-”

“Got lost?” The soldiers teased the tiny recruit.

“N-NO!” Manda flushed almost as pink as Hightower’s hair; the aforementioned gunner followed behind Smokey into the armoury, discussing some technical aspects of grenade fall-off, and waved to everyone with a smile.

“Someone insisted on being here when we first tried on this new gear, despite needing to be in AWC.” Rascal followed the rest of the soldiers, staying at arm’s length from Blitz as she limped into the armoury.

“Screw that noise! I can sleep off the rest of the day in the med-bay. I sure as hell am not missing a breakdown of our new gear.”

“BLITZ!” Hugs, gentle back claps and cheers were exchanged among the soldiers, who were waiting expectantly as Rogue and Manda started unpacking the sets of armour.

“Ladies first!”

“Hey, that’s sexist!”

“No Coyote, it’s practical; their gear is at the very top of the stack.”

Manda handed out the first torso pieces to Phoenix. “I tried to match everyone’s colour preferences with the new armour, though the alien alloys have been a bit more difficult with taking pigment-”

“WERE GONNA LOOK LIKE POWER RANGERS!”

“Uh, yeah… that too…” Manda cleared her throat. “Anyway, I based what I could off of your previous armour measurements, however I can still make adjustments at this stage as needed since this new armour is a bit more snug.”

“Snug is right! This under-armour makes my ass look fantastic!”

“Olga dear, your ass always looks fabulous.”

“Thanks Smokey!”

“HeyManda, can I get the next size codpiece? Mine’s not big enough!”

“Ohplease, Coyote. If these things can fit Hightower they can fitanyone!”

“RASCAL!”

Everyone besides le slain noodle © @commanderplease

[suicidesquadkillthejusticeleague]

Suicide Squad Members + Mugshots

From the Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League Panel

[ask-manda-of-the-6]

Sloshed Noodle Shenanigans: Squad Bode

“Guys, come on... Manda’s in no state to-”

“Joe -my little tower- look she’s the perfect amount of drunk to ask her anything.” Coyote turned the recruit around in her seat so she was facing him and smirked. “Okay Shorty, eyes on me.”

“Y’know who’s got the best eyes?” Manda interrupted the ranger before he could pester her with more ridiculous questions. “Rex!” She pointed in the direction of the former ADVENT Captain, who was now sitting with Rascal and Arma at the other end of the bar. “Rex has the prettiest eyeballs in the whole wide ship!”

Coyote laughed at the conviction in her statement, agreeing nonetheless. “Well what about me, Shorty? You like something on me?” He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. Hightower made a whine of disapproval from behind Manda while she gave the question some thought.

“Hmmm...” She reached her hands out to his jaw. “I like your beard!” She giggled and smooshed his cheeks together. “Scruff-scruff!”

“Oi!” Coyote laughed, pushing her hands away. Apparently he was a bit ticklish there. “You got something that you like in everyone else? We know that you think Lizzie’s got the best butt.” He winked in Undertaker’s direction who gave him a reciprocative death-glare.

Manda tilted her head to the side as she looked at the sniper. “But- that’s not my favourite part of her...”

“Ooh-hoo, it’s not?”

“Nuh-uh.” Manda swung her feet through the air, "I like Lizzie’s lips the best! They’re like...” She drew a heart through the air, “A heart! And she always paints them the right colour and they’re so soft.”

“Uh... Manda?” Hightower shifted uncomfortably in his seat.

“Cause she kissed me on the forehead for my birthday, remember?” She poked herself above her right eyebrow, turning to face her boyfriend.

“Oh, yeah I guess.” Hightower fiddled with his fingers.

“What about everyone else?” Big Time leaned forward, smiling widely. 

Hopping out of her chair, Manda giggled and hugged Big Time. “You’ve got the nicest hair Biggie T,” she nuzzled the side of the sharpshooter’s head. “So floofy and pretty and soft.”

“Aww... thanks kiddo.” Big Time ruffled Manda’s hair in response.

“And ooh- Rascal’s got nice arms! And his tattoo’s all uh- glowy-glowy!” She hopped up and down on the spot, pointing at the medic’s sleeve which made him chuckle. “Annnnd...” She looked at the former ADVENT shieldbearer seated next to him. “Arma’s got the best smile!.”

That prompted an alarmed shout and dark orange blush from the young hybrid as well as a few snickers from the soldiers.

“No I’m serious!” Manda looked around. “Arma’s got the nicest smile, but he doesn’t use it very much...” 

Stating that truth made Manda a little teary-eyed, but she bounced back from it with a hiccup.

“And Smokey’s waist is like- perfect.” She half-skipped, half-stumbled to the couch which was crowded with the girls. “I dunno it always looks good with your jacket or the belts you wear.”

“Merci~” Smokey giggled, taking a sip from her drink.

“Rogue, I know you don’t like it... but I think your cheeks with your freckles are adorable!” Manda only just held back the temptation to smoosh the combat hacker’s face for fear of getting zapped by her ever-present GREMLIN.

The compliment still had Rogue flushing almost as red as her hair.

“And Blitz has the best legs ever!” Manda was practically vibrating, hopping up and down on the spot. “You make running look like nothing when you’re out on the battlefield or in the gym.”

“And she works for it!” Big Time chimed in agreement.

“Damn straight!” Blitz laughed, toasting her bottle in the air.

Stopping at the end of the couch Manda smiled to Phoenix. “And I like your neck, Amy!”

“My... neck?” Psi Operative raised an eyebrow at the recruit, utterly confused.

“Mmm hmm!” Manda nodded. “It’s so- I dunno... it’s just really nice!” She pointed up and down her neck. “Maybe ‘cause of the way your hair’s cut. But it’s all elegant. Like a swan.” She made her hand into a bird shape and then paused to gasp. “Or a phoenix!!”

“Okay, Manda.” Hightower wrapped an arm around Manda’s shoulders, shepherding her back to her seat at the bar. “I think maaaaybe you’ve had a bit too much to drink...”

“And these...” Manda leaned forward and caught one of Joe’s hands with both of hers. “These are my favourite parts of you, Joey.” She kissed his palm and smiled up to him. “Your hands.”

“Wait-” Hightower flushed, looking over his free hand a bit astonished. “They are? Uh... How come?”

“Cause they’re yours!” Manda stated. “Most people would think big hands couldn’t do delicate work, but yours can! Sure you can wrangle wild horses and lift crates as big as I am but you can also protect a little bitty kitty and make those tiiiiny adjustments on your heavy gun.” 

Opening up the hand that she was holding she pressed her hand against it, nearly dwarfed in comparison.

“The best hands...” She whispered, giving him a bright smile.

Joe pulled her into his arms, rubbing up and down her back and setting his chin on her head. “All the better to never let you go with...”

A chorus of ‘awwwwws’ from their squadmates followed; though some people were teary-eyed as much as they would deny it.

“When’s the wedding you two?”

“Coyote!”

Everyone besides this sappy tiny noodle (c) @commanderplease