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Poe: This is my boyfriend, Finn, and this is Finn’s girlfriend, Rose.

Rose: Hey.

Leia: Hey…oh…wait, sorry. What’s the situation?

Poe: What do you mean?

Leia: How does this work?

Poe: Finn is gay for me, but he’s straight for Rose, and Rose is really straight for Finn. And I like Rose.

Finn: It's not that complicated.

Character A: Listen, I can explain...

Character B: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Character C: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1000!

Character D: You guys are getting paid?

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I lived, bitch.

Viola, to Mistress Coyle

Tori: So… what’s it like dating Jade?

Beck: Once, I asked her for a glass of water and she brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”

Kim: Elliot, have you noticed anything strange about Emma?

Elliot: No, not really.

Kim: Have you noticed it gets darker at night, then lighter when the sun comes up?

Elliot: That’s because of Emma?!

Kim: Never mind.

There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other, and escaping from a Death Star is one of them.

How the original trio became friends

My life is more difficult than anyone else in the galaxy. And yes, I’m including starving children, so don’t ask.

Kylo Ren

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