#squidiosyncrasies

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Hello Frank! My wedding is coming up soon and I need help planning it! Do you have any ideas?

You can turn yourself into a mindless construct in a single click, with Frank

[sunshine-zenith]

This is a very pointless question so feel free to delete this if you'd rather not do it: How do you, personally, define what is and is not a sandwich? I was arguing about it with Eva at 2 in the morning yesterday and the places she draws the line were the funniest things for me (like she says a cake can be and so can poptarts but that pies cannot) and I'm not exactly over it yet

If there’s edible stuff between* some kind of horizontal** bread, and you ordinarily hold it your hands to eat (even if you choose not to) it’s a sandwich

*the bread need not be completely separate, but it can’t be complete attached. I.E.- if you take one slice of bread and fold it in on itself, then put food into the fold, it’s a sandwich. If the bread completely covers the food (ex. corn dogs and poptarts), it’s not a sandwich

**breadbowls are not sandwiches because the bread, acting as a bowl, is mostly vertical with a bottom. However, if you were to place a breadbowl on its side and eat it like that using your hands, it would be a sandwich

Yes I’m saying pies can be sandwiches too

[vaspider]

Honestly this whole "ummm you don't offer (lipstick) lesbian pride" thing is incredibly baffling to me because I've literally bought something from your shop with that flag (as a gift for a friend) and found so many different possible things with the flag on it that I took about 3 or 4 days to finally pick one for them (and you've even added more things in the months since then!!!). It's like they haven't spent a single second on your website and are just making things up I really don't get it

Honestly, I can get it if it’s difficult for them to find it on the Etsy.

Etsy’s search and their layout and the restrictions on shops? They SUCK, especially for shops with more than a handful of items, and the way that they do their algorithms, everything that’s rainbow pride is tagged by us with ‘lesbian,’ because, you know, most lesbians except on Tumblr don’t buy the pink lesbian flag, they buy rainbow stuff.

So I want the rainbow stuff to show up where the people shopping on Etsy who don’t already know about me can find it!

But if they looked at my site, which I linked, or even asked... it would be easy to find the pages and pages of stuff we have. 

They don’t wanna look, though.

They wanna yell. They want someone close enough to hit. 

[miss-n-the-lesbienne]

🔥

The Pokemon Mystery Dungeons games (the ones in 2D anyway) are better than the regular ones

[ayellowbirds]

squidiosyncrasies replied to your post “it’s fun to have Batman as the “straight man” in joke setups,...”

Ngl I was really confused at first because I thought by "straight man" you meant heterosexual and not like a serious guy

comedic roles are one thing, but Bat “Bruce Wayne” Man is absolutely not heterosexual

[masuoh]

1, 9, 28, 60, 93, 99?

asks

1. The meaning behind my url:o actually ! its inspired by tamaki suoh’s name lmao like, take the middle of his name & at it to the latter. idk why i went with that but its rly cute sounding imo plus ive always loved his chara

9. Tattoos i want:i have,,, so many tattoos that i want. i have two different loz tattoos that ive designed that i want on the back of my left hand (white ink) and on my bicep, an underbust tattoo of some of my fave shit, and a couple panel tattoos from animes & mangas i love, primarily like junji ito/ghibli/akira stuff

28. Favorite ice cream?its v specific to our area but the bubblegum flavored ice cream that u can get from the paleterias in town are my ride or die ice cream

60. Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?all the fuckin time when i was in school. i dont even know how i passed my ap gov class senior year because i slept in that class more often than not.

93. Have you ever broken a bone?uhh i dont think i’ve ever BROKEN one but! on my eighteenth birthday last year i took a weekend trip to san francisco, and it was gonna be this great thing where i did all kinds of cool stuff, but i sprained my ankle Very Badly the moment i got there and spent the rest of my weekend miserable & in bed w a fever caused by the shock my body went into lmao

99. Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?ehhh not really. sometimes i meet people who are so close minded or bigoted or just absolutely incompetent that i have to wonder if its all an act or if they’re Really Like That, but never rly questioned whether someone was like. actually a human person

[millenniumfae]

Fae what thedas mage are you?

blood mage of course

catch me overthrowing the chantry institution with scary demons oooo

[werewolfbneimitzvah]

squidiosyncrasies replied to your post “In a mood to wear my Naruto sandals but I can never FUCKING keep track...”

When you find them just never take them off again

I should mention they’re not technically Naruto sandals, just sandals that look close. They’re nice active sandals my mom gave me like 10 years ago that I was too young to appreciate for anything other than Naruto cosplay back then. & of course now that I want to appreciate them as they should be, I can only ever find one at a time. Also, too tall an order since I’m more of a boots girl. But if I do find the other one I’ll certainly cherish them.