#squild

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Ballroom Date

Squild and Orrizz never claimed their relationship was normal. They weren't even technically married. So sometimes when they tried to do "normal" couples activities it got a bit awkward. They had been invited to a ball for the underdark's merchant guild. They were both told they could bring a "date".

"We... never have gone on a date have we Orrizz?" Squild said.

Orrizz laughed as he picked out clothes for them, "Darling we have been on so many dates we just never called them that." Orrizz picked two gowns with inverted colors so they would match. "We should add skulls to our outfits. You know how drow can be at parties. All about who can backstab who. Just a little reminder not to mess with an illithid."

Squild chuckled and looked through their things for some nice looking skulls. Orrizz did their makeup and soon they looked both beautiful and threatening. They headed out to the ball together, Squild holding Orrizz's hand the entire way there.

They arrived and were greeted at the entrance. The hall was already filled with guess and a band was playing. Normally these events were used to mix and mingle but the couple could already tell from the rooms thoughts that no one wanted to talk to them. They were both perfectly happy to have time to themselves.

"Orrizz, dance with me." Squild said.

Orrizz lit up, ecstatic his husband already knew what he wanted. They glided onto the dancefloor and began to waltz. Squild rested his head against Orrizz and Orrizz in turn swooned. They danced together through multiple songs in perfect sync.

Eventually they both got tired and retired to a balcony. Orrizz leaned on the balcony and looked out over the city below. Squild gently hugged him from behind and nuzzled into his neck. Orrizz chuckled and leaned back into Squild. They could still hear the music inside so they gently swayed together.

"Thank you for a wonderful date darling." Orrizz said.

Squild chuckled. "I didn't plan this."

"No but you are always by my side. And that's what I appreciate most." Orrizz said.

The two laced their tentacles together and closed their eyes. Soon all they could hear was eachother's thoughts as they whispered sweet nothings back and forth. It was a lovely date.

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Ashen

How about a sick fic?

It started when Squild woke up with a cough and a chill. He shivered and pulled their blankets tighter around himself. As he did he suddenly realized his skin was dry. He groaned, realizing he had caught the ashen.

"Oh darling you poor thing." Orrizz said sitting up in bed. "You're sick aren't you? Well don't worry I'll take care of you."

Squild turned to look at Orrizz and wished he could respond. Without his mucus he couldn't use his psionic abilities. Orrizz pet his head a few times gently and then flew off. He came back a moment later with the big fur coat Squild had bought him a while ago.

"Lets keep you warm." Orrizz said softly.

Orrizz felt sore all over as he wiggled his way into the coat. It looked ridiculous on him but it was warm and reminded him of Orrizz. He pushed his face into the collar and sighed. Orrizz's tentacles curled a little in delight and he left the room again. Squild passed for a while and woke up to find Orrizz laying next to him. He was rubbing a moisturizering cream on his chest.

"This should make you feel better love. Got to keep your skin moist." Orrizz said.

Squild gently pet Orrizz's cheek with a tentacle. Orrizz continued to coat him with the cream and it did genuinely make him feel better.

"I hope you feel better soon love. I worry about you and... I miss your voice." Orrizz said solemnly.

Squild realized right then that as awful as he felt it must be torture for Orrizz to be so alone. Squild was the only one Orrizz ever was open to. Squild sat up and pulled Orrizz down into a tight hug. Orrizz giggled and hugged him back.

"You are going to get me sick." Orrizz weakly protested.

They ended up both napping the rest of the day together in eachother's arms.

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Puzzles

Orrizz knew one thing Squild really enjoyed was puzzles. So when he found a set of them for cheap he couldn't help but buy them all.

"These are really nice." Squild said levitating a few pieces.

Orrizz's eyes turned up into happy crescents, "I thought you would like them."

Squild sat cross legged on their appartment floor, psychically moving each piece into place. Orrizz took the opportunity to curl up in Squild's lap with a book. Orrizz peaked up periodically at his husband as he worked through the puzzle. Orrizz couldn't help but find it adorable. Squild was so focused he didn't even knowtice Orrizz gently playing with his tentacles. Eventually the puzzle was finished.

"Got it!" Squild said triumphantly.

Orrizz narrowed his eyes and clung to Squild, not wanting to get up from his comfy spot. Squild looked down at Orrizz and snuggled him.

"How about I start the next puzzle?" Squild said.

Orrizz's face lit up as Squild pushed one puzzle asside for the next. They spent the whole day like that.

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Memories

Honestly if anyone has like some ideas for the squids to do I'm open to hear them. I love writing for these two.

Squild and Orrizz were eating a group of explorers who had gotten too close to the colony. Squild held onto his husband as memories filled both of them. He snuggled into him during their trace when he suddenly realized Orrizz was crying.

"Darling?" Squild said concerned.

"I- I want a family." Orrizz said as tears cascaded down his face.

Squild was alarmed and confused. "O-Orrizz my love are you ok?"

Orrizz wiped his face. "Sorry. Those memories were so intense. They had a warm and loving family. It was... I just realized it was everything I ever wanted."

Orrizz shared images with Squild mentally. They were in a warm little cottage with two illithid "children". An impossiblity since childhood for them was just their tadpole stage but cute. They even had a little intellect devourer as a pet.

"Its a cute fantasy dearest." Squild said. "If not a strange one."

Orrizz whined. "Please don't make fun of me darling. I don't know why I want this."

Squild chuckled, "Yes you do darling. You don't have to hide it from me anymore."

Orrizz went pale. The mental image melted away, and was replaced by a human man with a wife, two children and a dog. These were memories Orrizz had of his host, one he kept extremely secret.

"How long have you known?" Orrizz said.

"Orrizz we share thoughts constantly, I've known a long time." Squild chuckled.

Orrizz blushed and hid underneath his husband's tentacles. "This is so embarrassing."

Squild rubbed his husband's back and then filled his mind with his own memories. Orrizz went wide eyed as suddenly images of a half-elf woman on the deck of a ship, singing softly to herself as the waves battled the hull.

"Sorry, this is the only solid one I really have." Squild said.

Orrizz giggled. "So this is why you think of the ocean so much? Your host was a sailor."

Squild nodded. "Really all I can remember from her are sailing songs and the ocean."

Orrizz got comfy in Squild's lap. "I can see his children growing older. He was a merchant. They loved their father deeply and would beg him not to go on trips."

"A merchant just like you." Squild chuckled.

"I share a lot if his mannerisms." Orrizz said

The two spent a lot time just sharing memories together. A few hours went by and finally Orrizz realized he had shared every single secret he had with Squild. He sat up and looked at his lover. Squild had nothing but warm, soft, feelings of understanding for him. Orrizz teared up again and pulled Squild into a warm embrace.

"I love you so much." Orrizz said. "I'm so lucky I have you."

Squild pet his head gently. "I love you too darling."

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A Dangerous Mission part 3

The two we pulled from their fantasies by the sounds of their thralls attacking someone or something. They heard a man shout and the sound of spells being cast.

"Shit" Squild hissed. He drew his sword and psionically surveyed the outside. One thrall dead and four enemy creatures. Orrizz clung to Squild, staying perfectly silent.

"Be careful! That creatures we found inside the librarian's skull is called an intellect devourer! There are probably mindflayers afoot!" One voice said.

Squild narrowed his eyes and sent out a mindblast. Three of the four wailed out, obviously stunted. Squild slashed open the tent a rushed the last one standing. A young spell caster looked at the dashing illithid in shock as Squild ran his sword through the man's chest. Orrizz floated out behind Squild and tied up the stunned adventures. Squild removed his blade and kicked the wizard prone. He looked shocked as he bled out and Squild wrapped his tentacles around his head. One of adventurers had recovered from the mind blast enough to shout. Orrizz grabbed her first.

After their meal Squild stood over their ruined tent. "Well the food was good but now we have royally botched this mission." He said.

"Not quite." Orrizz said dreamily, coming down from the high of having eaten so many memories. "One of them had seen the writings and had been studying them. I have their memories now."

Squild's eyes went wide. "You mean you can recreate the texts?"

Orrizz nodded and pulled out some paper to write. Soon their had a recreation of the writings on fresh paper. Squild nuzzled up to Orrizz happy at their success.

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A Dangerous Mission part 2

Squild awoke when bright sun beams penetrated their tent. He groaned and put one of his tentacles over his eyes. Orrizz was laying on his chest and let out a giggle.

"Ya that woke me up too." Orrizz said. His tentacles were scrunched up into excited little curls. Squild gently took one in his own and rubbed it gently. Orrizz relaxed a little and nuzzled into Squild. Neither really wanted to get up but eventually they did.

They had sent he intellect devourers loose to find suitable targets and were waiting for them to get back.

"I hope they bring with them someone for us to eat." Orrizz said taking a drink of water. Squild nodded. They both had eaten recently but who could pass up a extra brain or two.

It wasn't long before two of the devourers returned. One was now inside a city guard and the other was a staff member of the library where the writings were being held.

"Good good, we can work with this." Orrizz said.

"Have the librarian grab the writings and let the guard intervened if anything goes wrong. Perfect." Squild said.

They sent the two back out to collect their prize. Since it was just a matter of time now Squild pulled Orrizz back into their tent out of the sun for some cuddling. Orrizz laughed as Squild wrapped every limb he had around him. Once they were comfortable they linked minds and just layed in eachother's arms, psychically entertaining one another. Their thoughts flowed through eachother like water. Squild usually made musical arrangements fill Orrizz's head and Orrizz would match them with beautiful arrangements of emotions and images in time with the music. It was an art form the two of them could only experience. In their dreamlike stupor they didn't detect the group coming up the cliffside toward their camp.

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A Dangerous Mission part 1

Bit of a longer story for the romance squids.

The two merchants had been given an extremely difficult mission by De'cadad, their elder brain. A human scholar had found, in an expedition to the underdark, ancient qualith document that held the key to repairing part of a nataloid spelljammer. The De'cadad colony had a nearly functional nataloid so they desperately wanted the information. Orrizz and Squild were picked due to their experience with traveling. They had been given extra thralls and even some intellect devourers for the mission.

"I can't believe we are going to the surface Squild!" Orrizz said playing with one of the devourers.

Squild nodded solemnly. Orrizz looked up at him.

"Darling we can handle this easily." Orrizz said

Squild sighed and sat next to Orrizz, "Its the surface Orrizz. Everyone and everything is the enemy."

Orrizz snuggled closer to Squild and put the wriggling legged brain in his lap. "We have eachother and together we are unstoppable. Now, pet her, you'll feel better."

Squild chuckled and did just that.

They headed out early in the morning. Squild held one of Orrizz's tentacles tightly the whole way to the surface. As they exited the underdark the sun burned their eyes a little but soon they adjusted. The two looked out over a massive green forest. Orrizz gasped gently and squeezed Squild's hand. Squild pulled him close. They both thought it was rather beautiful if not terrifying. They traveled deep into the woods, avoiding other intelligent creatures at all cost. As night drew close they came to a cliff face that overlooked the city they were heading to. The lights of the city danced against the twilight sky.

"Squild the surface is wonderous." Orrizz murmured. For a brief moment Orrizz fantasized over have a small cottage in the woods with Squild. Images of the two of them in snuggled into a warm bed with a roaring fire danced scross the illithids' minds. Orrizz quickly caught himself and dashed the images from his mind. Squild nuzzled his lover tenderly.

"Your home is in my arms love." Squild said softly.

Orrizz blushed and played with one of Squild's tentacles, "Sorry... sometimes our apartment just feels very cold. The colony is very cold."

Squild turned Orrizz's head gently to stare into his eyes, "Then I must do a better job at keeping you warm."

Orrizz's entire face was flushed at this point and he buried his embarrassment into Squild's chest, pressing himself into him. "Darling! You can't just say stuff like that!"

Squild laughed and squeezed Orrizz tightly. "I'd say it one thousand times to see you blush like that more."

Orrizz whined and batted at Squild with his tentacles. Squild just kept nuzzling Orrizz as the thralls set up camp for them.

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Clothing Shopping

In my ever continuing quest to make the most domestic mindflayers in the world, i give you more from the romance squids

Anytime they went to a drow city Squild knew what came immediately after trade deals, clothes shopping. Orrizz held Squild's hand and float into a shop looking as giddy as could be.

"Squild my love we need to get matching beach clothes! I want us to visit the ocean some time!" Orrizz said looking over a selection of summery robes.

Squild looked over his shoulder at the counter. The woman who ran the shop was glaring at them with a mix of horror and disgust. Squild narrowed his eyes, her thoughts comfirmed his suspicious.

"Orrizz we should try a different shop. The woman here will only mistreat you." Squild said

"Any shop risks that love. We are what we are. Only natural for prey animals to fear predators." Orrizz said holding up a design to Squild. "I like the blue in this but the orange clashes horribly with your complexion love."

Squild's eyes softened at Orrizz's actions and he leaned in to nuzzle into his husband's neck. Orrizz hummed softly and nuzzled back. Squild stayed close to Orrizz as he picked out more clothes. They overheard the drow owners thoughts as she decided she wouldn't let them try anything on for fear of their mucus staining her designs. Orrizz rolled his eyes.

"Her clothes would be bless to have your mucus in them." Squild hissed.

Orrizz burst into laughter, "Darling that sounds so gross!"

The two laughed and ended up picking two matching beach outfits. As they headed out Orrizz spotted another store.

"Squil-"

"Yes we can go there too." Squild said.

Orrizz leading over to lace his tentacles with Squild's, "This is why you are my favorite."