Link got hit by some Wizzrobes magic, reverting him physically AND mentally back so a much more...sad time of his life. Thankfully he has 6 heroes by his side!
Or at least...3! >:)
((Incase you cant read my horrible handwriting, its written under the cut!))
Characters from @zelda-the-sacred-realm !
WWW Babysitting! *
"See? She wont bite you!"
Wild
- Big Brother vibes
- VERY protective
-Cooks Link whatever he wants
"Sleepy?"
"Nooo..."
Worlds
- Doesnt like to watch him alone incase of a switch
-First to make Link laugh/cheer him up
"My hair.."
Finally Taller
Wind
-Pushes Link out of his comfort zone
-Teases the most
-PHYSICAL AFFECTION!
* The others (Sky, Time, Twilight) can NOT be around Bby! Link for their own reasons
This question spawned after I went searching through the Sacred Ream page(all made by @zelda-the-sacred-realm) and I saw a picture of Realms(?) standing next to Wild and went “HOW SHORT OS THIS MAN???”
So, as stated before, all art credit goes to @zelda-the-sacred-realm
Also, this entire post is a joke. Please, for the love of god, don’t take it seriously💀💀💀
This guy is S H O R T. Short king, if you will.
1st piece of evidence?
See here, Realms is slightly bent over, yes, but you can still see a difference.
I gave a measurement of how he is slouched and an estimate of him standing straight
Both of which still make him look tiny…?
Not only that, but Wild is behind Realms. Which, if that one yellow chair perspective trick from Brain Games taught me right, that means that he should seem shorter than the nearer figure, but maybe this doesn’t work because they’re so close
So then that means that it’s time to dig deeper, right? Well good ol’ Google says:
No, I didn’t feel like reading through articles, I’m not Matpat, HOWEVER, hypothetically, if Wild stopped growing after Breath of the Wild, that means that Wild, according to Screen Rant, is somewhere between 4’11 and 5’2…
That means that Realms is probably in the 4 foot threshold
BUT THATS ONLY A HYPOTHETICALLY-
WE DONT KNOW IF WILD GREW MORE…right?
WRONG. HE DID.
(Picture taken from this)
Here, Wild is being yanked by Time. So, reasonably, he is on slippery footing, basically tilting, only the chain keeping him from falling
And here’s my estimate
Far fetched? I know, but hear me out-
Wild didn’t stop growing. This is because Wild is still technically 17 in BotW. A male is expected to stop growing at around 21.
So, if Wild grew tall enough to be Time’s height-
Your wrong
What?
You’re like…so wrong
Proof?
We’ve already gotten a comparison between Time and Link, why not just use that?
…what comparison?
…this one (from this)
…DAMN HE’S SHORT-
I thought we already knew this?
GET OUT OF MY STUDIO
Stop edging everyone and get to the point then.
…ANYWAY that is at least a foot difference between Link and Time, but here’s another clashing factor-
The Hero’s Shade
…yeah, the Hero’s Shade. If this Time is as Tall as the Hero’s Shade then
Thank you Kerest, I didn’t feel like doing real diving😌
So if this Time is 6’5…Link just might not be as short as a short king
To survive the summer heat, why not put every Link in vai clothes? I wanna see their reaction😂
Sorry it took a while, but here they are!
Definitely some of them are very playful and took it as a game, others are skeptical about how such a dress can fool the gerudo 😆
Twilight is quite "modest" about his appearance, so much so that he jokes about how would marry himself
Wind, being a good pirate, hoped at least that the jewels were pure gold, but he was disappointed. Worlds...well, he doesn't even try to find it funny 🤣