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[gaknar]

Well I guess Scott and Jean are getting back together. God damn it Jean. You’re just going to go back to dating him after ALMOST gaining an independent personality??? You spend two seconds having a nervous breakdown after meeting your daughter from another dimension and now we’re just going to pretend Scott didn’t marry another woman and father her child and then left her the second he heard you were available again and then proposed to you a week after she was killed mostly due to his bad decisions? I’ve never actually read the comics where she proposes to him, or where they get married. I hope . . . I hope I can get passed those ones. But I can kind of see myself ending this blog and selling my collection so I don’t have to read that shit. (X-Factor #59 – Oct 1990)

[gaknar]

Proving once again that Jean Grey isn’t a complete airhead, of course turns down Cyclops wedding proposal. Of course she does!! What woman in her right mind would marry this guy!! His last wife, the one he abandoned after all of 2 seconds of consideration, has been dead all of a week and a half and now he’s proposing to someone else! YES she heard you Scott and no she’s not going to marry you because she’s not fucking stupid!! (X-Factor #53 – Apr 1990)

[gaknar]

Oh my god look at these two vapid yuppies. Look at that fur coat. This makes me so mad after the last issue where they couldn’t cart the Locust off fast enough so they could get back to their date. THIS is what was so important??? This is what couldn’t wait and was so urgent that you couldn’t offer 5 seconds of emotional support to another super powered person who was clearly having an episode?? Well I hope you two had a nice night and don’t have any psychotic episodes yourselves.

Maybe I’m projecting here, but it looks like Jean straight up vomits into Scott’s mouth the second he proposes to her, probably because she’s getting some residual psychic feedback from when that fake ass bitch proposed to Madelyne after like a week and a half of dating.

That’s right, Jean! This prick is a complete phony! Get the fuck out of there if you know what’s good for you! (X-Factor #53 – Apr 1990)

[gaknar]

Jesus Christ have these two not managed to deplete their sexual tension yet?? Do they have to fly around town in their costumes and act like their tongues are caught in a Chinese finger trap?? Gag me out the front door with these two. (X-Factor #27 – Apr 1988)

[gaknar]

Jesus, could you guys have found a bigger window to have sex in front of? Talk about a couple of exhibitionists. Do you think anyone wants to watch that shit? Because we don’t. After reading this comic, I had to go take a 3 hour and 45 minute shower just to get to the point where I could sit down and write a blog post about it without vomiting all over my tablet. Anyway, Jean has to resort to the ol’ “we could all be dead tomorrow” routine to get Scott to finally sleep with her. For anyone keeping track of such things, this is the first official time that Scott Summers and Jean Grey engage in sexual intercourse (assuming they don’t just make out and dry hump, which seems more up Scott’s alley), considering that it wasn’t really Jean the other first time they did it (it was the Phoenix), and the two of them insist they weren’t fucking during the original series (but we know better, don’t we). (X-Factor #26 – Mar 1988)

[gaknar]

See this is what happens when you don’t talk your shit out. The next thing you know you almost decapitate the woman who you think is an alien clone of the woman you used to love but is really maybe the original woman you love, with your eye lasers. Fucking, get some couples therapy already!! Geez. (X-Factor #18 – July 1987)

[gaknar]

Scott and Jean get sucked out of Apocalypse’s ship and are thrown into battle against Apocalypse’s horsemen who are destroying New York City. Don't these two just want to make you puke all over the place or what. I guess we’re back together, aren’t we. Just going to forget about that whole wife and kid thing we had going on, huh Cyclops. You really couldn’t be happier, could you, you miserable so of a bitch. (X-Factor #25 – Feb 1988)

[gaknar]

Scott getting arrested while clinging to that baby rattle, in the middle of having a psychotic break, bumbling with pictures of his wife and ex-girlfriend who he can’t tell apart anymore… this is one satisfying comic! (X-Factor #14 – Mar 1987)