#st shitposting

[byler-alarmist]

Something about Steve and Max looking at boys through binoculars is so special to me

[madmax-in-wonderland]

so this is what happened when will cast his fireball, right?

[starry-bite]

Every Friend Group Should Include:

a bimbo

a mean bisexual

an even meaner lesbian

she/theys

he/theys

a token straight that's on thin ice

an astrology bitch who has everyone's birth chart memorized

and a short king

[starships-were-meant-to-die]

*Picard voice* Computer. I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[bandydear]

Sarek: we are raising both of our children as pure Vulcans

Amanda Grayson, adding another spoonful of ice cream to her kids bowls while they watch Finding Nemo: we sure are

[in-sufficientdata]

Imagine Eleven going through her 'why' phase 10 years late

“No, no, Eleven, you can’t just kill people you don’t like”

“Why?”

[byler-alarmist]

POV: You're Mike Wheeler and you've just inconvenienced a Very Capable Lady™️ who doesn't have time for your shit

[byler-alarmist]

Jason: you want something, freak??

Eddie: BAPBLAPBLAP!!!!!

Jason: (blushing) B-baka.......