#stabbim

[chickenwaffles17]

1 person will understand this joke but happy Ides of March

[spotforme]

let me share a few ships i think about in the delirious hours of the night

Paranoia and Stabbim (just a skutter acting out orders to kill when it descovers that maybe he's the only one who can get through to the hallucination without making him paranoid, will it reveal it's previous orders and expose it's decietfull job (stabber) and maybe break Paranoia's fragile trust in the process? or do the orders exceed the man (the skutter) and does the ultimate tragic of killing a loved one befall in the hands (claws) of Stabbim when he can't resist orders anymore)

Talkie the Toaster and support force (unrequited love, Talkie ne'er has time to ponder the importance of support force in his life, he knows it excists, but toast will always win out. and support force knows that. it's happy to just hold Talkie up and take any breadcrums it gets as long as it can)

Cat deepthroathing those polymorph eggs (it could've worked out if she hadn't died immediately and he wouldn've killed all her children, but life happens i get it)

the overly polite swordsmen and Rimmer's courage and self confidence (they're making out sloppy style, they spotter eachothers hats and swords from across the room and it has been escalating at an alarming speed)

Sir. Francis Walsingham and the "i am a fish" exam paper (he would gladly be the fish. proxcimity to dear people affecting how one behaves and all that)

Carter Burke and Rimmer (they die a horrible death together, the thought of the other there doesn't comfort them because they know both want to leave the other as a sacrifice and run, so they try to make themselves un-abandonable. doesn't work. they suffer horribly with all hope lost)

The Sister Brothers and the Rimmer Monster (it's lesbian/ gay solidarity as they bitch about the world. my favourite)

[red-dwarf-bracket]

Rimmer vs Stabbim

Hologram!Rimmer

Stabbim the Skutter

Voting ended onOct 6, 2023

Propaganda under the cut!

Hologram Rimmer

Worse than the alive Rimmer he’s lived(?) longer and therefore has more trauma, plus the added horror of being a hologram, mortality, existentialism, and being (even more) touch-starved. He’s a main character. How can you not.

Stabbim the Skutter

you're kidding right? stabbim is a fucking icon. his name was made up as an extremely flimsy cover and we fucking ran with it. his job was to stab - how dope is that?! (im not a psycho i promise) (via Google form)

First skutter to ever (technically) get a name. Medical professional who will stab you with a needle if need be. Deserves this win (Via Google form)