#staggeringprodigy

[basil-the-crow]

wow am i not good enough to ask for bones from?

also, remember when i was a completely acceptable second to some guy who wasnt even a hyde so you all could make soup?

i remember. i remember how quickly you all would give me up for that posh twat.

- @staggeringprodigy

you want me to try to take your bones?

And yes, I remember that. It would’ve been much more fitting in retrospect to use you instead of him now that we know what he was. It would’ve been a pretend malgam soup. I’m confused, do you want me to want to cook you or not?

[misterguesthasanswers]

🧱

this is a brick thrown thru your window

- mr hyde, @staggeringprodigy

...I just had that repaired.

[garbageratsinatrenchcoat]

salutations, hyde

i find it strange, to introduce myself to an individual bearing my own name, and yet i find myself doing just the thing

so, my good sir, i hope this letter finds you in good health, or whatever inane wishes typically come with this sort of calling card

finding my current social circle lacking, i find myself reduced to going door to door announcing my existence. i believe we are two minds of a similar kind, and should you find yourself as bash-your-head-against-the-wall bored as i am, my door is open

- edward hyde, @staggeringprodigy

Funnily enough, this is not the first time I've met another Hyde. We're a dime a dozen 'round here. Except I haven't heard from any of the other ones I've met for a while so..