Nov 19, 2024
Sometimes if I'm at work and wearing my jingly earrings, I'll shake my head like a dog to get the Jingle Euphoria I crave in the dull moments.
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Sometimes if I'm at work and wearing my jingly earrings, I'll shake my head like a dog to get the Jingle Euphoria I crave in the dull moments.
It's always those sites that time out after like 10 minutes when you fill out all that info that you end up needing to go find a second party object for only for it to time out again.
Casserole has this weird fucking habit of getting up on me, rubbing and licking my cheeks and when I open my mouth to tell him to stop or to compliment him on being such a sweet nice little boy-he just SHOVES his entire head in my mouth like he’s trying to check out my tonsils.
He just keeps DOING this for no reason other than probably to try and figure out if I can give him whatever I ate an hour ago.
I had to go to the doctor for a check up so I could get a refill on my medication and basically I paid a woman to tell me I was fat.
Yeah, I know I’m fat you fucking ditz, You told me last year that I had a THING that makes it hard to lose weight. We did a whole schtick; you made me piss in a cup and stole my blood twice. You were THERE.
Some people are just fat and very healthy regardless, calm your antique tiddies ma’m.
I went to the zoo today and saw a real life capybara for the first time and she was wonderful and I wanted to give her the world, this is like the best day ever.
Merry Christmas, you stupid stupid animal.