#biderman

[lovedheronthecoast]

#watdatmean

[sukunastoenailclippings]

Ahhhhhh I could've had them all along 🤧

Please share fics

[rosefuckinggenius]

WIP • black and white vs base colours

The t!peter x mbj worm is now in my sweet sweet brain so I need to illustrate them! ✨

COMMISSIONS OPEN, dm me for more info 🫶🏻⭐️

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Tim, removes his shirt

Peter: Oh my God.

Tim: How bad is it?

Peter: To be honest, the "Oh my God" would be for your wonderful physique, if not for the fact that you're bleeding out.

[emmedoesntdomath]

it has occurred to me that this was supposed to be a parkner blog. so here’s some parkner thoughts. 

fun fact- harley’s a little gay boy from tennessee who grew up hearing that the devil came for kids like him who wanted to kiss the wrong person. so when harley moves to new york, he’s not immediately waving a pride flag. instead, he has a beat up leather jacket, an old car, and a smirk that could cut glass. peter is sold and practically swooning because hello, gorgeous. but he’s also like,,, harley’s from tennessee. what if he’s like, homophobic??? and not an ✨ally✨??? and then harley full on outs himself to an asshole who harasses peter on the street with an ‘I’m gay, dickface’ and just. punches him hard enough to break his nose. (peter is THIS close to proposing okay)

harley forgets everything. out of sight, out of mind. keys? gone. phone? poof. jacket? who? and peter’s memory is kind of shit, too, honestly, but karen’s memory is fucking golden (perks of being a computer) and she’ll remind peter to remind harley to grab his stuff. harley still doesn’t know peter has karen do it, so he just thinks his boyfriend’s awesome. peter’s not gonna correct him. 

peter doesn’t wear nail polish that often, but when harley casually (definitely not feeling casual internally, but that’s fine) mentioned that he was considering sometimes wearing it, peter went ALL OUT. like, he added color, he added glitter, he made his nails the biggest and brightest part of his being. harley called him an idiot, but he would always grin when he saw them, so peter considered it a win. 

harley likes country music. but only the country music from 70s-90s. the rest is absolute slander to him. 

(yes, I wrote a whole ass fic about that, and no, I’m not sorry.)

peter can’t draw for shit. he just can’t. harley swears by stick figures. (watch the insidious part two promo with ty. you’ll get what I mean.)

peter does unironically call himself biderman. harley calls him homophobic. 

harley’s defining emotion is offense and/or what he calls his ‘bitch, fucking excuse you?’ emotion, and he’s very proud of this fact. 

peter’s favorite color changes pretty consistently, but he’s really attached to his blue and red, especially when they’re together. 

harley’s is dark red (darker than peter’s), and gold. he will deny to his denying breath that it’s tony’s colors, because ‘why would I care about the old man? fuck off’

they aren’t allowed to have a dog, because new york (peter is so sad about this, okay), so harley just brought home a pet lizard one day. no warning. no call. peter asked zero questions and named her mrs. cheeto. 

[happyunbday2u]

I would like to talk about a line said in Spider-Man 2002 Raimiverse with Tobey Maguire

I understand that they were trying to make it so that it was like before he knew what a crush was but this makes it seem a bit ya know fruity, and I love it.

People been saying that Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man and Tom Holland's Spider-Man is bisexual to which I do like to think is true sometimes but if anything it's just a canon event

I've had three friends agree with me that this line is saying "Hey I like guys and I found out I like girls too"

Thank You For Coming To My Ted Talk

Edit: So I saw this down in the reblogs

and I had to add in that Peter fricken met MJ when he was six

So now my brain has not let me sleep thinking 'He liked Harry but thought that it was because he was his only friend and then he met MJ and got a crush on her but years later he realized he like woman and men' But honestly same-

[snurphlee]

So uh. Watcha thinkin about

hm. thinking i might work on my lines later cause i have nothing better to do. you?

[ebeedeebie]

Noir is 100% comfortable with the queer community. HC that he, at some point, got the tar beaten out of him and was found/stitched up by drag queens. From then on he helps out protecting performers at their speakeasy and checks in on them regularly. Maybe gotten some makeup done once or twice.

Despite this, he doesn’t know any modern terminology or norms at all, which causes the other spiders to assume the man simply doesn’t know what a gay person is.

He has repeatedly called the LGBTQ+ community the L-Hee-Bee-Gee-Bee-Ts.