#standilly

[lurkingweevil]

Ooooh they wanted him BADDD

Both of them looking him up and down like they're NOT slick..

[coquetteoscarwilde]

you agree

[art1stxsl4sh]

hmmmm Randy being the only one with a computer in his room (it like takes up the whole desk and its so unfathomably large and he uses that as an excuse for why he cant do homework) and hes trying to play doom on it but stu and billy are like. loudly making out slurpy style on his bed right behind him(theyre trying to get him to join💔💔💔💔💔💔)

[screaamsttu]

they definitely were gay

[zombie-jed]

SCREAM Bloopers & Gag Reel (1996)

[redwolfstabs]

Headcanons for Randy/Stu/Billy

[I will say, this is not a ship that I’m entirely into, but I got to thinking and thought this would be heckin fun so-]

• At first Randy kept slight distance, feeling like Billy didn’t entirely like him, but he ends up being closer with Billy after gifting him a new knife.

• Stus always in the middle of every soft argument between Randy and Billy, in case something gets thrown. [He’s also usually the subject.]

• Billy doesn’t really enjoy the ‘cuddle time’ Stu’s enforced, but at least he gets to flick Randy in the head sometimes [maybe as a joke, maybe not]

• They did learn together that if they can healthy take turns, there’s less arguing

• Billy jokingly got Stu and Randy matching collars, but he catches them wearing it quite often. [it’s not unappealing, to say the least.]

• They have a lot of movie nights, and it always ends with Billy and Randy judging Stu. [“Eh, I liked the second one better.” “You’re joking- right?” “You’re a breathing joke, mutt. Shoo. We’re watching movies without you now. Go.”]

• Randy and Stu make Billy cook a lot, like a lot. Most nights It really is just Billy cooking because they think his cooking is pretty dang good

• Randy and Billy will kick each other at the dinner table, but it’s never meant to be harmful, it’s more playful than anything.

• Randy gets real shy and flustered when Billy looks at him after they get used to each other. Usually because Billy always just looks so intimidating and hot. [Don’t ask him to say that outloud though, cause he won’t.]

• Billy and Stu end up getting a bigger bed so Randy can actually fit on the bed. [Randys used to waking up either half off or completely on the floor, but he doesn’t mind it so much- he does like the new bed though.]

[rrpexp]

New fic it's a one shot for now but I might write a followup!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

No killings au

Pre-established billy/stu

Pre-relationship billy/randy/stu

[sharpth1ng]

Standilly things to consider: part 2

That’s right, there’s more (by OMYB anon)

- Idc how much billy would hate to admit it, he would totally agree with a lot of Randy’s movie opinions, they are all a bunch of goddamn cinephiles - You know all three are quoting shit all day, and they’re glad they all understand what each other are referencing

- Billy’s ego at having two bfs lord he’d be so smug I think and Stu’s on cloud 9 because he’s dating both his childhood friends

- Let’s be real Randy’s hot af (esp in scream 2) I know it, they know it. Like his knowledge on this stuff is attractive and so is he idc my guy is SMART and witty

- Randy sensing Billy’s moods cuz my guy randy can read billy and stu like a book

- billy and stu need a guy like randy to put them in their place just a little - take that one how you like

- And let’s be real randy would slay as a ghostface. ghostface trio boys, no one is safe. Maybe Randy wants to slice and dice is all I’m sayin

- Randy 100% has potential to match their intensity and honestly? Would be fucking fantastic at planning murder

- Randy kinda got a little bite there in the fountain scene. Let my boy be a bit bitey. Like he was chewing but what else does he chew on? Also he lowkey got the autism blink in that scene. The voices he puts on in both movies? Autism

-I was literally talking to a pal recently how Billy and Randy would have good movie chats but also Billy would be bitchy and obstinate and make fake arguments just to disagree. If we're in an AU where Billy is chill enough for any of this tho thats probably flirting. But oh yeah, the movie quotes would be a second language for the three of them.

-Lmao yeah, a poly/ambi Billy would be like 'these are my bitches' 😈 and Stu, who I already hc as ambiamorous would just be telling everyone that he gets to have threesomes on the reg while also having the most tender gay thought about his bfs.

-I have never and will NEVER say that Randy doesn't have that rizz

-I do think Randy would sense the mood happening but I also think he would be less tolerant of the tantrums than Stu (I don't mean meltdowns, thats different, I just mean Billy flipping out and being a bitch, Randy would be chill with a meltdown)

-LOL. Tbh Randy and Billy would be bickering like an old straight couple and Stu would be watching them with heart eyes. Billy's getting tied up in bed tho lmao

-May I offer the hc that Randy isn't directly a ghostface? He's like their Wade (yes that was a Kim Possible reference I'm sorry) like coordinating behind the scenes and getting info and helping to plan. I think he could also be filming- not that I don't think he could ghost, he's got a litttle sick fuck in him, I just think this would be interesting

-Lmao Randy do got that bite and also yeah big time on the autism with him as well- the way he loses control of the volume of his voice in the video store when he's like "Theres a formula to this!" Very relatable.