#star wars garazeb

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Zeb: Who hurt you?

Kallus: *snorting* What, do you want a list?

Zeb: ...Yes, actually.

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Zeb: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Zeb: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Kallus: I did?

Zeb: -Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Kallus.

Zeb: *walks away*

Kallus:

Kallus: He's gone Eli.

Eli, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh, 'ex!

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Kallus: Zeb and I are no longer dating.

Zeb: Alex, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Hera: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Rex, Zeb, & Thrawn: Okay.

Hera: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Rex: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Zeb: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Thrawn: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Hera: What the fuck-

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Kallus: Are you a cuddler?

Zeb: I'm a machine of death and destruction.

Kallus:

Zeb: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

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Human Defectors and their Alien Boyfriends (Art)

The funny rivalry between Thrawn and Zeb cracks me up while Eli and Alex would talk plenty XD

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Rex: Why are Eli and Thrawn sitting with their backs to each other?

Zeb: They had a fight.

Rex: Then why are they holding hands?

Ezra: They get sad when they fight.

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Zeb: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Kanan: >:O language

Ezra: Yeah watch your fucking language

Hera: Okay, who taught Ezra the fuck word?!

Kallus: 'The fuck word'.

Thrawn: Are you all stupid? You lot use the f word all the time

Sabine: Oh my god he censored it

Eli: Say fuck, Thrawn.

Rex: Do it, Thrawn. Say fuck.