#rebels! au

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Kanan: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

Eli: We're chopsticks!

Kanan: Well... that's cute!

Kanan: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Thrawn: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

Eli: That's me.

Eli: I do the stabbing.

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Kallus: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Eli: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Thrawn walks in*

Eli: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Zeb: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!

Zeb: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-

Kallus: I did?

Zeb: -Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't been eating anything today Kallus.

Zeb: *walks away*

Kallus:

Kallus: He's gone Eli.

Eli, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh, 'ex!

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Rex: Why are your tongues purple?

Eli: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Thrawn: I had a red one.

Rex: oh.

Rex:

Rex: OH.

Ezra:

Ezra: You drank each other's slushies?

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Ezra: Hey, Eli? Can I get some dating advice?

Eli: Just because I'm with Thrawn doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Eli: Thrawn annoyed me today so I told them that I can’t wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.

Sabine: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Eli: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Hera: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Rex, Zeb, & Thrawn: Okay.

Hera: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Rex: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Zeb: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Thrawn: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Hera: What the fuck-

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(Rebels! Thranto AU)

Eli: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve.

Kanan: I think you mean cards.

Thrawn: He did not.

Eli, pulling out knives: I did not.