#starcord

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chrysalis: welcome to the ‘fuck starlight glimmer’ club, where we talk about how much we hate starlight glimmer and plot her downfall

trixie, sweating profusely: i may have misunderstood the name..

maud, sunburst and discord: don’t worry, you didn’t

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Believe it or not I also like *gasp* other ships!?! HOW!!??? Anyways, I really like the idea of Discord with Starlight and it sadly seems to be a rarepair. I can imagine them bonding over powerful magic, lamenting about their time as former villains while being stubborn, snarky doofuses who butt heads but really love each other very much. So I did what any sane person would do and create a lovechild for them! 

Also, in case you can’t read the dialogue at the bottom;

Starlight: “How’s my big strong man doing? Are you hungry, Sweetie?”

Discord: “Oh, I’m just fine, thank you, pumpk- You’re talking to our son...cool...”

Meet Fiasco, Discord and Starlight Glimmer's only son! Having been raised by highly skilled magic wielders, it's no surprise Fiasco surpasses their talent. He was also raised to be a good, law abiding citizen, especially by his mother. However, when Fia learned about his parents' pasts, he decided he wanted a tiny piece of the action. Fia spends most of his time as a twisted wish granter and problem solver. Desperate ponies come to him to have their wildest dreams come true, whether it be love, money, glory, fame, etc. Fia only asks for a small favour in return, say, your eternal and undying loyalty. He basically wants your soul. Fiasco is just as cunning, clever, eccentric and outlandish as his father. However, he keeps his, ah, 'business' a secret from his parents. Although he wants you to think he's a flamboyant and twisted villain, he's really a big Mama's Boy and loves it. Starlight would be so disappointed in him if she ever found out and that's the last thing Fia needs (Discord would probably pretend to be displeased but would secretly be so proud). Bits and Pieces;

Obviously, Fiasco is from a totally different universe from the Upsy Daisy-verse. In his universe (the Fiasco-verse), Fluttershy married Rainbow Dash instead of Discord and they also have a son together (currently nameless, sorry) who becomes Fiasco's best friend.

Despite being from separate universes, Fiasco has met Upsy Daisy. As a child, Fiasco accidentally transported to Daisy's universe and they became fast friends. They would spend years going back and fourth to each other's universes but they eventually grew up and forgot about each other, partly due to Daisy's traumatic kidnapping. However, they still think about each other, wondering how they came up with such a weird imaginary friend.

Fia doesn't have any wings but he doesn't need them anyway. He is the master of floating in a menacing manner.

Fia is a super gay twink and pines after strong, sturdy buff stallions. He also may be secretly in love with his best friend, the FlutterDash son.

Fia just looooves to sing, often breaking into song before closing a deal ala Ursula style.

Annnnnd I'll leave it there for now until I can think of any more things to do with this magic noodle boy.

My Little Pony, Starlight Glimmer and Discord (C) Hasbro

Fiasco (C) Me

[discord-trolls]

“You girls didn’t want me as godfather?  Fine!  I’ll just have my own bundle of joy with Starlight.  And we’ll have Trixie and Fluttershy be the godparents, so there!”

@scisetdiary

@theprincessandhxrpupil

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Sorry, Fia! You’re not the only half-unicorn, half draconequus in town! You have a sister now! Deal with it!

Jinx is the second child and only daughter of Starlight Glimmer and Discord. Born roughly a year after her brother Fiasco, she is his exact polar opposite. Cool, collected and super, super moody, she rarely smiles and always looks like she’s plotting your demise. Which is probably is, to be fair. She’s very soft spoken (and speaks with an Irish accent, Starlight and Discord have no idea where that came from) that seems innocent enough but can cut deeeeeeep when she’s mad.

Despite being literally one of the most powerful creatures in the world, Jinx really doesn’t use her magic that much, at least compared to Discord and Fiasco. But she does use it a little, mainly when she spends a lot of time perfecting her art in fashion design and crafting. It’s her ultimate dream to become a world renowned fashion designer. However, the toxicity of the fashion world has taken its toll on her and she has learned to become sharper, hawk-eyed and less trusting of her competitors. It has made her cold and calculating, which worries Starlight.

However, she’s really a huge softie at heart. As much as she butts heads with Fia (as siblings do) , she would stomp on anyone who would try to hurt him. She’s daddy’s little girl and Discord spoils her rotten so much, it’s a wonder she didn’t become an entitled butthead. As a child, Starlight was Jinx’s favourite model. She’s also completely in love with Apple Delight, Applejack and Rarity’s daughter, often calling her ‘my little delight’ which makes Dee-Dee blush like a peach.

Bits and Pieces;

Jinx was once very image conscious and for a while had an eating disorder in her teen years. Although recovered to a healthy lifestyle as an adult, she is deeply affected by it and is the way she is because of it.

When Jinx was born, Starlight was alarmed as she thought she had given birth to a cat, due to her baby having paws and a great big fluffy tail.

Jinx has three unicorn horns. One large one and two mini ones on either side.

Jinx is the smallest draconequus and her body is quite low to the ground when on all fours, like a munchkin cat. Fiasco loooves to make fun of her for that but Jinx usually shuts him up by unfurling her great big bat wings to mock his lack of wings.

Apple Delight is one of the very few creatures to make Jinx smile and laugh out loud. Her laugh is embarrassingly loud and snorty compared to her usually moody and intimidating demeanor

Jinx has inherited Discord's dislike of gravity so her room and studio space is full of floating furniture and objects. She often does her best work upside down in the sky.

In all seriousness though, this is the last Fiasco-verse baby I'm making! I swear!

Jinx (c) Me

My Little Pony (c) Hasbro

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Spoiler Alert! They did it anyway! Despite being told he and Dew Drop used to have playdates, Fiasco was still unwary of him and didn't warm up to him until much later. Peach was the true first friend Fiasco made in Ponyville. She already liked him from first glance (much to Mama Twilight's grief) noticed how scared and shy he really was. So, she decided to break the ice by doing what she did best. Showing off! Fia was one of the very few creatures who wasn't weirded out by Peach's pride in her 'stumps' and they soon became fast friends, getting themselves into all sorts of trouble. While happy her son made a friend, Mama Starlight learned to keep a very close eye on the two during playdates. Characters Featured; Fiasco Peach Blossom MLP and Starlight Glimmer (c) Hasbro Fiasco and Peach Blossom (c) Me

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“It’s so good to see you!”

“He’s gotten so big!”

“I can’t believe it’s been so long!”

“How’s Twilight doing?”

Dewey watched the adults in mild curiosity as they greeted and hugged each other, tolerated the odd hair ruffle from Discord and encouraging nudges from Fluttershy.

However, his main interest lay in the mini green and pink version of Uncle Discord he was told so excitedly about by his parents. Only, he was nowhere to be seen.

Dewey ignored the adults and trotted about, circling around an amused Starlight and Discord, searching.

“Dew Drop!” Fluttershy called out softly. “Don’t you want to say hello to Starlight and Discord?”

Dewey disregarded his mother’s words and instead looked up at Starlight. She smiled down at him and said hello.

“Where’s the kid,” he replied, very bluntly.

Rainbow cleared her throat. “‘Oh, it’s so good to see you too, Auntie Starlight!’ would be a good response.”

Starlight waved her hoof dismissively. “Oh, it’s okay Rainbow. I know he’s just excited to meet his new friend.” She smiled at Dewey again, this time more knowingly. “Don’t worry, hun. He’s just very shy and hiding in plain sight. Ah, so to speak.”

Suddenly, there was a loud gasp and something just...appeared on Starlight’s leg. Dewey peered at it while his mothers jumped in surprise. Starlight just chuckled, placing a gentle hoof over it. “Why, Fia! How nice of you to join us! I was wondering why my leg felt so numb!”

The thing turned out to be just a kid. No. Dewey squinted. No, it was the kid. He look exactly how Dewey imagined. A mini, chubby Discord look-a-like with a pink head, a green body, a dark pink snake tail and, from what Dewy could see, a donkey leg and a tiger paw, which clenched tightly on his mother’s leg.

“C’mon, son!” Discord said, encouragingly. “Don’t you want to say hi to the best godson in the world!”

Dewey sat just beneath Fluttershy as the kid slowly turned his head. He didn’t have an antler or a horn like Dscord but did have a normal looking unicorn horn at the base of his green and purple hair. His eyes were both blue and yellow, full of watery nervousness like a sad puppy just separated from its family.

He was so weird-looking. Dewey’s lips curled into a very small smile. He was perfect.

“Hey, Tigerpaw,” he said, making Fiasco squeak. “What’s up?”

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To cut a long story short, Fiasco was very sick at an early age. He spend the first part of his childhood at a hospital/hospice which he barely left as Starlight and Discord frantically searched for a cure. Many of the other kids and even the parents rejected or ignored Fiasco due to his appearance and parents’ histories, thus making it very difficult to make friends and leaving him very shy and meek.

Eventually, they found a cure and as soon as Fia was well enough, the Starcord Family packed their bags and moved house to Ponyville (literally, Discord had his clones fly it in from Sire’s Hollow). The family themselves travelled by train and met the Flutterdash family at the station.

At this point, the last time Fia saw Dewey was when they were very small babies. To him, though, this pegasus was just a very quiet and kinda scary stranger who had very little or no emotion. Luckily, Dewey liked him and very slowly, helped Fia come out of his shell to become the troublesome little boy that made Daddy Discord proud.

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Characters featured; Dew Drop Fiasco

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My Little Pony, Starlight Glimmer and Fluttershy © Hasbro

Fiasco and Dew Drop © Me

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I like to imagine Discord carried baby Fiasco around exactly like this, not realising how horrifying this looks to his understandably freaked out wifey. Don't worry, though. Draconequei are like mama crocodiles. Their teeth may be sharp but when it comes to transporting their babs about via mouth, they are soft, gentle and the goodest creatures in the world.

Character featured;

Fiasco My Little Pony, Discord and Starlight Glimmer (C) Hasbro Fiasco (C) Me