stark!reader headcannons
content warnings: mentions of drinking and smoking, reader x peter parker crumbs, mentions of disassociation and panic attacks, she/her pronouns used
a/n: stark!reader is my guilty pleasure and has been since i was 9 lmao. might turn into a mini series…perchance…if y’all fw it…
♯ stark!reader who has lived in the tower since it was built in 2012 and her dad moved in.
♯ stark!reader who is just a little bit too much like her dad, who loves parties and attention.
♯ stark!reader who’s favorite tv show is one tree hill and other teen dramas, because shes secretly jealous of how normal their lives are.
♯ stark!reader , the girl who only got invited to birthday parties as a kid because her dad was iron man.
♯ stark!reader who never talks about her nightmares, even if they happen frequently. sometimes every night. but she wont bother anyone about them.
♯ stark!reader who first discovered alcohol at 16, and very quickly went on a 2 day bender that scared her father shitless.
♯ stark!reader who was then promptly banned from parties and alcohol, unless under very tight supervision.
♯ stark!reader who spent all of middle school and early high school practically begging to be asked out, but when someone did, her nose scrunched up and she rejected them as kindly as she could.
♯ stark!reader , the girl who found peter parker while scrolling on youtube. who immediately brought the video to her dad, grin cocky and familiar.
♯ stark!reader “those goggles make him look like a bug” she snorted, watching the video back while tony scratched at his beard.
♯ stark!reader who was taught ballet by natasha, and now whose knees crack everytime she stands up, and hips lock up if she sits cross legged too long.
♯ stark!reader who isn’t afraid of getting in trouble or caught, proven by the many times she’d snuck out, stolen her father’s alcohol, gotten high and didnt try to hide it, and said things that she should have gotten in trouble for.
♯ stark!reader who uses the “minor” card at every given chance.
♯ stark!reader who told ross she hopes he rots, and then acted like it was okay because shes a minor.
♯ stark!reader who has been punched in the face before. many times. never by a parent or family member, but by many others. she usually deserved it. she usually admitted it too.
♯ stark!reader , so lost in her head she forgets things. random childhood memories, her own phone number, sometimes its eating that slips past her. sometimes its bigger things she forgets, like where she was or what she’d been doing the last few days.
♯ stark!reader who disassociates. one minute it’s friday and shes going to bed, the next it’s sunday and shes sitting in the shower, staring blankly at the wall with no clue how long she’d been in there.
♯ stark!reader who carries sour candy spray with her 24/7. she lies and says its because she loves sour candy, but a few people close to her know its because it helps with panic attacks.
♯ stark!reader who has never been scared of getting in trouble. not until she came home wearing peters hoodie. that night had been awkward.
♯ stark!reader who hates every women her dad has brought home (except pepper).
♯ stark!reader , a smaller version of tony, which makes people afraid of her sometimes.
♯ stark!reader who likes scaring people by threatening to tell her dad.