#starkid ted

[unknowns-musical]

Starkid Head cannon

It's just one head cannonbased on something I learnt today... And someone on Reddit has an almost complete/accurate timeline for Ted Spankoffski. Turns out he is the Homeless Guy, he is just older and has memory problems because of time travel and Tinky.

But since Ted is the Homeless Guy throughout the series, he technically knows everything that's going to happen and is alive throughout all of it as far as we're aware. Then something in my brain clicked... What if Homeless Guy/Ted gets protective of Peter?

He doesn't know why, he's just nicer to him and keeps an eye on him when Peter is on the streets. So, when the musical infection starts in TGWDLM he goes towards the highschool to look for "something". When the killer is about for NPMD he just wanders about where Peter is but never too close for him to notice. Both parties might suspect something but they never say anything to the other.

I have no idea if he would do this or not, I just think it's nice if he does do it.

[venomousray]

Things I’ve learnt so far from my starkid fixation

• Ted’s hair is hard to draw

• Ted’s hair looks different in every single appearance.. and it’s hard to draw

• Ted’s TGWDLM hairstyle is really hard to draw

• Ted spankoffski has gorgeous hair… but it’s hard to draw.

• Ted spankoffski is a great character… who is very difficult to draw.

• Time bastard Ted is the easiest to draw. Because of his hair. But it’s still hard to draw.

Thank you for your time.

[strlitetheatre]

i miss my wife (ted spankoffski), tails. ill be back

[yshouldugivewhenucanget]

TED IS SO FUNNY IN TIME BASTARD OH MY GOD

“Damn girl, you’re looking real sexy in that getup. Weddings, huh? Nothing makes me hornier. How about the two of us sneak off and find someplace private, where we can preform our own marriage of sorts? Your ring, my finger. Huh? What do you say?”

“Whuh- I’m a fucking creep? IM A FUCKING CREEP FOR THINKING THE BRIDE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL? You know what Emma, you don’t have to be so nasty all right? You could have just said NO THANK YOU TED and I would have been fine!”

“Sylvia! From the top floor! You know what, you can get on top of me whenever you want. You know what I mean cowgirl?”

“HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?” (to Sylvia and Bill)

“I can’t believe it, everyone at this wedding is getting laid but me, weddings are bullshit!”

“Yeah but uh, you can’t have sex with a robot.”

“I don’t get it Hidge, I used to love going to weddings. Bunch of horny, jealous bridesmaids looking for love and settling for a sloppy sad bang in a cheap hotel room! It was a magical thing!”

“NOT THE TORNADO OF SEXUAL CHARISMA I AM NOW. THATS how I viewed her, as a person! Not a collection of curves and crevices.”

Please be proud of me for typing all of this out 😭

[thatangstyalienartist]

Can’t get mad at me it’s technically canon :b

[eclipsewarrior101]

A fun dark thought.

I know it is impossible but I just can’t stop thinking of Ted completely able to defeat Tinky by manipulating him into believing he cares about him. Getting him to drop his guard, pretending to be his friend and letting him believe he cares….then

Pulling a hans like “oh Tinky …If only there was some one who actually loved you”

Like imagine Tinky just looking devastated and hurt and he needs Ted help but then Ted turns on him. ( maybe he even finds a way to lock Tinky in his own box!!!!)

I want to see that so bad. Not because I hate Tinky. ( I love the goat man) ….but because of the drama and the thought of a god getting betrayed by the man who he harassed for years and locked away and him getting to feel as helpless as Ted did in the bastards box.

( I’m soooooorrrrrry. Okay I love angst. Sue me!!!!!)

Well….that was my evil rant for the night. Tell me your thoughts. In the comments.

[thatangstyalienartist]

Tinky with his favourite Teddy

[strlitetheatre]

spoiler ass post for my ted playlist but this song is just him to a T