trash aesthetic - hayley:okay so you’re at school buying lunch and the cookies are really good? so you’re like “hey get me a cookie” and your friend is like “yeah sure :)” but they come back later - with a cookie for themselves (only one cookie, mind you) - and they’re like “sorry they ran out of cookies” and you’re just thinking “bitch pls” so you ask her to do the same the next day - and the exact same thing happens. again. and again. so you’re like “fuck this” and one day you decide to get your own fucking cookie. you’re in line and your friend notices you and her face pales and she mutters something to the lunch lady and right before it’s your turn to get a cookie the lunch lady announces that there are no more cookies (even tho there’s a pile of cookies right in front of her) and that’s the day you find out about your school’s conspiracy to keep you from ever having a cookie
I might have submitted my name last time, but I'm obsessed with these. Hayley! ❤️
Hayley // milk and honey, daydreams, back and white movies, body glitter, passionate kisses, oversized sweaters, day naps, pink lipstick, and a flashlight shining down upon the glossy pages of a comic book in the dark.
(cute name, by the way! it reminds me of so many lovely things, so i’m happy to do it twice :D)
(Send me your name and I’ll tell you what it reminds me of!)
Rule 1- Post the rules.
Rule 2- Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3- Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4- Let them know you’ve tagged them!
Well let’s get on with it!
- I bet I will still be in school. I would like to be in med school, but I really doubt I would make it. :/ I actually hope I will be done with school and doing a research job in bio. I want to save up my money to do something in film, like screenwriting or producing. My best friend, Monique (rectangleshorts) and I want to work together on this!
2. What’s your favorite language that you don’t speak?
- I love most languages. I know how to speak Farsi and English. A tiny bit of Spanish (I love this language!) I like French, but I don’t speak it. I know this is weird, but I also like the German language HAHA. Idk why. I like many languages. I like the Italian language as well. I really just like all languages! HAHAHA I wish I could learn them all!
3. What’s your fondest memory?
- I have a lot of fond memories. One of them was one christmas party at my aunt’s house. My family is HUGE. My mom and dad lived in the same village in Iran, so their families were all very close as they grew up, so we always have parties with both sides. We are all family. It was this one christmas and we all stayed until 4 AM. We just sat in the living room all together (squished of course and some had to stand by the kitchen). We were singing songs together and just having a great time saying jokes and everything. I loved it. It made me feel happy because we all were just sitting there forgetting any problems and just having fun. It was great. My uncle had a contest and gave money to whoever sang that night (he is rich lol). It was a lot of fun. I’ll never forget it.
4. You’ve suddenly acquired one skill that you never had before. What is it?
-Photographic memory! So I can just memorize everything really easily (boring answer but this would help a lot LOL). I would also like to be a great writer, so I can write screenplays and stuff like that. Also, I want to be able to eat anything and not gain weight… LOL It isn’t a skill, but I WANT THIS! HAHAHA
5. Which era from the past is your favorite? Why?
- I really love the 40s and 50s. I wish I could have been alive back then. I always feel like I belonged in that era for some reason and I don’t know why. Also, I grew up watching movies from that era and I just love it so much. The men were gentlemen and the women were classy and the fashion was great and I don’t know. I just love it
6. If you had the ability to jump into a movie and have that plot/character/story/whatever be your life, which movie would you choose?
- LOL OMG! I would be in Harry Potter because I want to go to Hogwarts! Also I would like to be a superhero, so I would go into The Avengers or Thor and win Loki’s heart! HAHAHHAHAHAHA I would be a god as well, and I grew up with Thor and Loki and was really close to them. Loki and I started dating and were in love with each other, but he still always thought I actually liked Thor, but that isn’t true of course. LOL omg yeah. You all get it. HAHAHHA
7. Are you at peace with your mortality?
- Yes I am. I know I won’t live forever. It makes me sad sometimes thinking about it, but it’s going to happen one day. I just hope it is when I am old. :)
8. If you could make any fictional character the opposite sex and have that be the new canon, who would you change and why?
- Hmmmm…. I would change Cas from Supernatural to a girl maybe? Nope. Nevermind. I like him as a guy. LOOOOOOOOOOOL I really don’t know who I would change. I liked Moey’s answer to this about changing Legolas to a girl. That would be really awesome.
9. Ideal place you’d like to settle down in?
- SPAIN! It would be perfect there! And then I can travel around Europe whenever I want. Ugh I wish!
10. You’re suddenly an amazing artist, and you can put something from your mind onto paper (or photoshop, idk), with perfect accuracy. What’s the first thing you’ll draw?
- I would draw Tom Hiddleston’s face and mine next to him. HAHAHHAHA I’m a loser.
11. A child pops out of you (or your potential significant other if you’re not a uterus bearer) right now. What are you going to name it?
- If it is a girl, I would name her Roya (It means “dream” in Farsi). If it is a boy, I would name him Legolas (Yes I want my child named Legolas… lately I have been thinking Loki sounds pretty good too LOL) or Elijah.
Here are my questions:
1) What is your dream job?
2) If you could marry anyone right now, who would you choose? Why?
3) What is your most embarrassing story?
4) Which character would you like to be if you could change places with them?
[ okay, these are all from Book 1 because I am a terrible fan but SUMMER IS NEARLY HERE ]
ONE (ugh sisters)
Besides, Veronica has refused to go – and I can’t even contemplate the idea of being separated from her. We’ve shared a room ever since I was born. We’re closer than even sisters could be.
TWO (okay this whole part but I won't paste it all in here)
Veronica said nothing. I’d expected her to take the lead in the ceremony – I certainly hadn’t a clue what we were supposed to do, other than toss the body overboard – but she merely huddled in the prow, staring at the thrashing sea. Alice and Mary turned their inquiring looks on me. We were all aware that I was a very poor second choice of leader, but I nodded.
THREE (okay this whole part but also VERONICA MAKES ME FEEL ALL OF EVERY FEELING THAT EXISTS)
Then Veronica stepped in front of me, arms outstretched. ‘Don’t look,’ she said, but I’d already seen. My hand jerked to my mouth.
FOUR (siblingssss)
‘No, you tell me,’ he said. ‘Honestly, Soph. I’d rather hear it from you.’ ‘Let’s go up to the gatehouse then,’ I said after a moment. ‘So we don’t get overheard.’ We took a blanket and two hot bricks with us, and huddled together on the floor. Then I told him every thing[ ... ] ‘My God,’ he breathed at the end. ‘And George actually ... my God.’ He stared at me. ‘Oh, Sophie. You sound so calm. You’ve been so brave and ... oh Sophie!’ He flung his arms around me. ‘No, I haven’t,’ I mumbled into his shoulder. ‘I was absolutely terrified all along and–’ He let me go so he could peer into my face. ‘That’s what I mean. You were so scared and you did it anyway. That’s even braver than Veronica – because she’s always had nerves of iron.’ He frowned. ‘How is she, anyway? I haven’t had a second alone with her yet.’
FIVE (okay, also the whole part when they're trying to get out of the caves, but this is my favorite line of all lines)
starkreactor ha contestado a tu publicación: so I just ran into Wolf Blitzer……………..literally
DID YOU TALK TO HIM I SWEAR TO GOD HIS VOICE IS LIKE 2 OCTAVES HIGHER IRL
it's still p deep. I word vomited an apology and got the fuck outta there because he was posing for a pic with middle schoolers and I mean I just inadvertently physically assaulted WOLF BLITZER so it wasn't really the right opportunity to strike up a conversation