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Stark In Dispose

M:mature 12+ Sexual references or actions.

AUTHORS NOTE: this is my second time writing fanfiction. I’m having doubt’s of continuing my other fanfic. it will be long and maybe heart breaking prepare for feeelsss And don’t expect perfect grammar out of a dyslexic kid. I’m new to tumblr so I don’t know how to use it properly. Thanks for taking time to read. I am making this at least a ten part series so this will be part one:) .

THER are no ships by maybe some pepperony annnnd…maaaaybe some stony idk i want this to appeal to all audiences…mostly.

Chapter one:

Tony wakes up sweating through his clothing atop a table in his lab “agh” his body aches and blurred vision preventing him from seeing. As his vision clears he starts to get off the table “J.A.R.V.I.S what time is it?” “9:04 AM sir…you slept proximity 1 hour and 2 minutes and 47 seconds” still sitting on the table he picked up a wrench and stood up and headed over to the armor he Had been tweaking on and resumed his work. Pepper walked down to Tony’s lab about 15 minutes later to find tony sitting legs spread apart and zipper down drinking a beer covered in grease and another substance that couldn’t be identified…”tony you have a meeting with director furry in 20 minutes CLEAN UP!” Pepper said furiously as tony glared at her and still drinking completely ignoring her.”Tony furry is going to knock down your door if you don’t come to avengers tower ASAP!!” “Furry can kiss my ass…” Tony glared and stood up to through his empty beer bottle across the room and plopped right back down on his seat.”pepper shook her head and stomped back up the stairs and Tony let out a large burp. “Excuse you sir” J.A.R.V.I.S exclaimed. “Shut up Jarv’” Tony got up and suited up still intoxicated and literally flew through his roof. Pepper heard the ceiling collapse in his lab and felt like she wanted to scream. Tony flew through the hills and small town until he reached Manhattan. He flew right through the glass of avengers tower not even caring what the everybody thought. Tony crashed into his own bar and slowly got up and furry glared at him with the one eye. “YOUR LATE” nick exclaimed. “What’d you want furry!..” Tony lifted his faceplate “you interrupted my relaxation” Tony said with a drunken accent “you haven’t been answering my calls” “I don’t have a home phone” Tony was officially annoyed “WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL DO YOU WANT!?” Tony was just annoyed by the sight of him and his shield goons “you know what? Fuck you”he flew strait out of the building lowering his faceplate and suddenly remembering…”low battery sir” J.A.R.V.I.S said “ohhhhh shit…I forgot…why did-…” “Armor energy running off of backup and usage running only essentials turning manual on J.A.R.V.I.S A.I shutting dow-” Tony was 50,000 feet in the air and manually turned of emergency power and fell… He felt the momentum of the suit pushing himself against it. Having no control over his breathing. And as soon as he got closer to the ground he shouted on habit ” J.A.R.V.I.S POWER!” Forgetting its on manual and kept falling until he fell perfectly into a dumpster yet still got knocked out from the fall. The trash around him burning. waking up 5 minutes later “agh it smells like shit…” He got up and hit suit automatically ejected. “GREAT! Perfect” Tony said negatively Furry had sent Steve after tony even though they don’t really mix. (Steve Rogers aka captain America) Steve pulled up on his motorcycle in the alley tony fell in “need a hand?”Steve said with a smirk. Tony just glares and dragged his suit slowly to Steve “can you fit a gold palladium alloy suit on that hunk-a-junk?” Tony said with a strait face and Steve still with his smiling face” well…not really” Tony still starring at the soldiers face he dropped the suit and got on the back of the bike. Steve looked back.”oh..do you want to borrow my Hemet?” Tony leaned over and ripped off his iron helmet and put it on”no I’m good” -)()(- As Steve drove off tony gripped steve’s torso. He hadn’t ridden a motorcycle in a while especially one from the fourty’s! A couple minutes later Tony’s mood had changed he kept yelling “FASTER FASTER!!!” To Steve. but he was hesitant “Tony this is as fast as it goes!” Steven shouted. “NO IT ISNT I CAN SEE THE GAUGE STEVE!” Tony almost felt compelled to climb over Steve and pull on the handles. Steve rolled his eyes and sighed “FINE!”the bike roared as it sped up “WHOOOO!!” tony yelled in Steves ear with his faceplate up Steve glared and then smirked “hey tony? I bett’cha 20 bucks I can go faster than your suit!” Tony scoffed “ITS ON OLD MAN!” He yelled in steve’s ear AGAIN. He sped up the bike a little bit more Tony wasn’t holding on very tight so steve stopped the bike quickly and ducked down as Tony flew off the bike and tuck and rolled onto the payment Tony glared at Steve “I fucking hate you…” Steven was laughing so hard he couldn’t even tell Tony to watch his language! Tony got up and brushed himself off and started walking Away from Steve. “Tony, you do relies this is an empty high way that stretches for 30 more miles right?” Steve said trying to still hold in his laughter “yeah…so?” Steve smiles “don’t be a big baby stark! It was a joke!” Tony turned around to face Steve.he glared and stuck up his middle finger Steve cocked an eyebrow and crossed his arms still sitting on the bike. “Tony…” Tony started walking back to the bike and got on the back. “Don’t go TO FAST!” Tony said. Steve chuckled and cranked up the engine and sped off. It was complete silence until Steve arrived at a stop light in the city. Tony looked over to his left while Steve was paying attention to the road Tony got off the bike and walked over to a bar he saw. He walked strait into traffic! Steve didn’t notice until he realized that he didn’t feel Tony’s grip on his waist and panicked! He looked to his left to see Tony walking through traffic and yelled “TONY WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?” He didn’t reply he just kept walking until he walked into the bar on the corner. Steve couldn’t see where Tony went because of traffic and people so he backed it motorcycle on the sidewalk and looked around until he saw the bar and shook his head and waited on the other side for the cross walk sign to turn green. And carfuly looked both ways and crossed the road and walked into the bar. He saw Tony strait off he was tho only one with all the people around him drinking and passing out hundred dollar bills. Steve ran over to Tony “come on Tony we are LEAVING. Steve said firmly. but Tony just sat there at the bar with his legs propped up on the counter top and drinking his bourbon glared g at Steve “I’m not mov’in Steve…” He said before he took a large gulp of his drink. Steve grabbed his drink from him and gave it to some random person. “Hey! I was drinking that you bastard…” Tony mumbled. Steve put one arm underneath Tony’s legs and one in between his arms and picked him up. “CAP WHAT THE HELL?!?” Steve kept a strait face “for you own good tony” Steve exclaimed tony squirmed and squirmed but could not escape steve’s grip it looked awful in in public watching captain America carry billionaire Tony stark out of a pub in his arms while tony squirming like an idiot. “PUT ME THE HELL DOWN!!!” Tony yelled over and over. But Steve just kept walking he knew that Tony wouldn’t stay on the bike so he set Tony down grabbed his shield and before Tony could get up he threw him over his shoulder and started walking “YOU ASSHOLE PUT ME THE HELL DOWN!!! He kicked and tried his very best to get free but you can’t really do that when a super soldier has you thrown over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Steve had been walking for 2 miles non stop. after a while Tony stopped trying to escape and decided to relax “Steve could you shift your shoulder a little bit?” “No, Tony. If you are compliant then you can walk yourself” Steve gently set Tony down. instead of actually standing up Tony just decided to lay down on the pavement. “But I don’t want to walk I want you to carry me” Steve shook his head “ok….fine” he picked Tony back up and over his shoulder. Tony closed his eyes and fell asleep By the time Tony woke up he was back at avengers tower in his recliner waking up to Bruce and Steve chatting “mmmrrrmm-hey guys? Was it beer ‘r something stronger?” Steve looked confused. Bruce chuckled “no Tony. apparently you fell asleep on cap’s shoulder” Tony’s eyes widened “huh?…oh yeah uh…about tha-” Steve giggled. Tony grunted and glared at him. “I’ve got somewhere to be…” Tony said as he got up and walked out “where are you going?” Steve asked politely “I have a party to attend” tony walked down the hall and took the elevator down to his “armory” it wa actually a floor that never was finished and tony just put his armor’s there. He suited up and flew out of the building…Literally.” J.A.R.V.I.S ETA to stark mansion?” Tony asked with a grouchy tone. “15 minutes sir” jarvis replied. “Hmph…well then lets hurry up” tony flew faster until he reached his mansion to see cars line up on the streets lights flashing from the windows and a crowd cheering from the inside. As he landed the crowd roared and a big metal clank! Spread across the area. About 15 minutes later tony was dancing in the mansion with suit and blasting stuff. Music playing loud people cheering as tony was drunker than anyone there. Tony blasted through the crowd and bursted into the empty bathroom and threw up in the sink. Holding a Jack Daniels in one hand and puke in the other. He kept throwing up. He lifted his head and looked at himself in the mirror for a couple seconds… And just looked down “what have you done?….” Followed by a large burp. He held his repulser to his head and shut his eyes and powered it up.