#starrytreks

[ask-kylo]

Welcome back, Supreme Leader. *throws confetti*

I appreciate the support. I do not appreciate whatever this colorful mess is intended to be.

[ask-kylo]

Straight away, sir. *sweeps up confetti/mutters* He's back for five seconds and I wreck it- typical.

As of about one year ago, we have been missing a janitor. Perhaps our staffing officer can find you a position.

[ask-kylo]

I would be delighted to submit my candidacy for the janitor role. Also, if it isn't too forward, I would also like to give you my copy of "Pride and Prejudice" as I think you might it... helpful.

I will most likely have no time to read it...but thank you.

[nyxravessnow]

Tagged

Thank you so much for tagging me @starrytreks!

Rules: Answer 11. Ask 11. Tag 11

1. If you could choose any profession- real or made up- and make enough money from it to live comfortably, what would it be? Either teaching english in Japan or translating for japanese musicals professionally. 2. You’re sitting on the patio of a quaint coffee shop in the middle of autumn, and you’re in the mood for a warm drink. What do you order? Green tea cappuccino   3. There is a personality profile for each blood type. What is yours, and do you coincide with the personality profile attached to it? Why or why not? I don’t know what blood type I am sorry... 4. What is your most vivid childhood memory? The waves crashing against the side of the hut I was staying in when I went to Jamaica for a week. 5. What is your favorite girl scout cookie? I do not understand. We don’t have these in England. Is it just my favourite biscuit? 6. Where do you go when you need to escape from reality for a while? The Prince of Tennis world 7. Which book have you read about a dozen times, and who is your favorite character? Heroes of Olympus the House of Hades And my favourite character is Nico or Leo 8. Do you have a quote that helps you weather difficult times in your life? What is it, and who said it? ‘Only when one has experienced the harshness of winter can one know the warmth of Spring’ Yukimura Seiichi - Prince of Tennis 9. What is your favourite god or goddess from pagan lore? Apollo 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE FAN FICTION *WAGGLES FINGERS* Nightclub in the Daytime

My questions: 1. Who is you favourite Japanese actor? (or if you don’t watch anything japanese, actor) 2. What is your favourite anime 3. What is your favourite fanfiction? 4. Who inspires you in your moments of weakness? 5. If you had unlimited money what is the first thing you would do? (realistically) 6. Who is your celebrity crush? Or if your not comfortable with answering, which celebrity would you most want as a sibling 7. What time is your alarm set for in the morning and how many times do you sleep it? 8. What is the sound you find the most relaxing? 9. Cats or dogs or both 10. What is a memory you never want to forget? 11. If you could meet anyone is the history of the universe, including the present, who would you choose?

I tag: @lemon-and-chai, @memoriesofdeadstars, @kikumerio, @of-starships-and-wombats, @holycowbrowniekitty, @whynotreblogg, @allthekokeshis, @nuisancehelicopter, @leavescrown, @freezingdreamer, @fuji-yukimura-shiraishi

[poblachtnaheireann]

Sir, I really want to drink alcohol but I forgot to pick some up today and now all the stores are closed and I AM SO UPSET send help

I have dispatched Kylo Ren. Perhaps you can use his tears in lieu of alcohol. I do hope that you have a tolerance for salt.

[poblachtnaheireann]

Should I drink another glass of this excellent cabernet sauvignon or nah (I've had two)

Yes. I am currently in a cocktail bar with @grandfathervader. First off, Darth Vader says “get rekt”. Secondly, I say “as a wine connoisseur, I approve this idea”.

[ask-kylo]

I'M IN STITCHES OVER YOUR RESPONSES, OH MY GOD. You're on fire today, Kylo Ren! But to my main question; I am very short... and rumor has it that you need to be tall to be a stormtrooper- does that height requirement apply to officers, as well? I'm considering submitting my candidacy, but I won't if I'll be immediately disqualified because of my height. (It sucks, but that's genetics for you.)

There is no height requirement for officers. The only requirements are to be a competent officer and to follow orders. We will look forward to you application.

[poblachtnaheireann]

Can you please take over America we need help