#statbox

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Got this commissioned from @itsdivineart and i fucking love it.

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dare i continue this

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Kahlopatra breakup, no canon mkulia just implied gayasses.

Q Force is still cancelled.

I'm about to kill myself

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It's an addiction it's impossible to stop

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I've decided trending tiktok sad sound "Your beauty never ever scared me" from that Ghost song is, indeed, statbox.

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I am going to talk in depth about my statbox and their kid AU

"Demonicly Odd Parents"

So first things first, yes. This idea spawned from me watching FOP, at first just a little joke in my head that "oh that'd be funny if stat and jacqueline had magical powers and a kid to look after".

But it slowly it divulged as every adhd think thought does.

So let's start at the beginning

Roles

Stat - Angry Ghost, Angelic(?) Type powers, fear manipulation

Jacqueline: An actual demon, clever indeed

Mouse: Half human, half demon

Basically, Stat is murdered (and yes it's for being trans). She was murdered in 1933 at around.. 22 or so. As she starts to die, she hears a voice "Do you want revenge" and her last thought is yes. And she becomes a bonified extremely powerful ghost and drags the perpetrators to hell.

Note: In this au we have three types of ghost

1. Regular Ghost, just what most humans become after they die, and are put in the second layer of life in death.

2. Vengeful ghost, typical of a murder victim, gains power from their own suffering, pretty powerful to humans, usually mid range to everything else

3. Vengeful AND Gifted Ghost, which is what Stat is, her death was so unjust that a higher power asked if she'd like power to take out real justice, and she becomes a very powerful ghost and usually ends up as a somewhat bounty hunter for bad people. Power is very strong and on par with angels, demons, that whole list.

Secondary note: Angels and Demons are more like a race of beings rather than sworn enemies and heaven and hell while serving as the bad and the good can't just be boiled down exactly to that. Though keep in mind, there is a good chunk of.. Fighting between the groups. Hard to explain.

So as explained, Stat becomes a somewhat bounty hunter for a presumed angel. And does this for twenty years and genuinely finds a passion in taking out these fuckers.

And she's pretty happy, a bit lonely but she made a few friends to help her (it's just Twink) .

She then meets Jacqueline in hell, at a type of lobby, they catch eyes and yeah it's over from there.

Note: Stat's first words to Jacqueline were "Wow, you look like a tough customer" and "tough customer" is used as a term of endearment and teasing throughout.

Obviously Jacqueline is instantaneously attracted to Stat. And they hang out and bone 😭.

And that enters a 50 year long relationship, ending in a marriage and just, general happiness of two beings who found the person they want to spend the rest of forever with. Yes they are a sickeningly happy couple for the most part. They both have jealousy issues but have always worked through that.

Now around 2001.. Stat gets Jacqueline pregnant. It was an impossible idea but it happened, hey Demons have to make more of themselves somehow. But uh.. Yeah their kid (apply named Mouse by Stat) comes out a little more.. Fleshy than they should of. Yes Mouse is born human and is taken away from them. It breaks Jacqueline and somewhat numbs Stat. But they make a decision, go to earth, sorta illegally, live as close as they can to their kid and let them know they are there.

So fast forward like 13 years later, Mouse (they/them) is now stuck. With their dopey adoptive parents who kinda suck but also don't and their actual parents who they are super mad at.

Specifically Stat.

As much as

Mouse to Jacqueline: hello mom

Jacqueline: 🥰

Mouse to Stat: hello.. Parental

Stat:

And the story continues from there and has a lot of depth and ideas I'm sorting out. But i have drawn my main players.

I followed a FOP thing. Two friends, a crush, and a rival, Mouse's own remy buxaplenty, and a demon dad for this rival

It's all going in order.

And ik my names are cringe 🥰. This is my au, enjoy.

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Hey guys and gals, just a question.

If i tried to write a statbox fic.. Would you guys vibe. The only unfortunate thing is i am gods worst heathen updating so i work best in ficlets and one shots but....

Yeah. I know it's no original idea to slap Jacqueline in a human body but.. This might help me too soully bc I'm losing my mind and have no friends who like q force no rp buds. Zilch.

Finn if ur reading this.. Send a threatening dm to me about my cynrus and lanston fic.