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acting all humble like he wasn't just begging and crying for it
Hey does anyone know any writing apps that don't completely suck dog dick because obsidian is on my last fucking nerve fr š
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
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Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
Idk why my annoying worthless ass tries to talk to people or do anything I'm gonna get ignored either fucking way lmao
Flowery
YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR
ive had this queued for exactly one year
Queuing this for next year as Iām writing this
It is time!
ITS TIME
Okay so I started love island usa to bond with my sister and fiance and ima just cut to the chase I need that motherfucker Sincere OFF DA ISLAND
I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
Results
(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)
beyond canon junedirk is very amusing to me because she is beautiful and he is also there
mm random bs
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iāll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iāll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheās back lmao must reblog. Iām sorry guys
2 million people arenāt wrong
no but im so tired of how self-deprecation is always more accepted than self-advocacy. if i say i can't drive because im autistic i get questioned on how exactly that works and given a million suggestions on how to do it anyway and i look like im trying to be special so it's easier to just say im a loser. yeah i don't drive because im kind of a loser lmao. oh well. and people say lmao back and we move on. at worst they say "oh im sure you'll figure it out haha." but no interrogation!! being a loser is more respectable than being disabled. being a loser is something that doesn't make other people feel uncomfortable about their own biases. so no, no im not disabled. i don't struggle to keep friends and do the laundry and make quick trivial decisions and clean my room and brush my teeth because im autistic. it's because im a loser. it's my fault. it is what it is. at least im funny now. do you think im funny? please think im funny
wayyyy too many of you related to this holy fuck
PSA to fan creators who don't have a lot of regular contact with children: They are almost always bigger than you think. A 1-year-old baby may already be walking. A toddler is likely already hip-high. A 10-year-old may already be taller than at least one of their parents. A 14/15 year old may already have reached their adult height.
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Deadass saw someone get mad someone was agreeing with them and when ppl told this person that they just continued attacking the agreeing person saying reading comprehension is dead in the water. Guys i had to hold myself back and just block that person that was like super saitan god ss+ level of bait š