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FL: Hey, MO, feelin a lil.... Gassy?

MO: oh my god, will you please shut up about that??

KS: what's going on with FL? They seem really excited for some reason.

LA: local FL man finally did something right.

KS: what?

LA: FL's boss is looking to replace the statue of confederate general Smith with one of Dr. Mary McLeod Bethune. FL's pretty excited. That'd make her the first African-American to have a state commission statue.

KS: that's... Really cool. And its FL's boss?

LA: yeah, we were all surprised too

FL: Excuse me?

FL: Ya’ll know what’s wild? In all those alien movies, when an alien comes to earth, they land their funky little spaceship in the middle of a crowded town and are all like, ‘people of earth!’ and blah blah blah.

LA: ....

LA: okay, and what’s your point?

FL: Well, the people of one town aren’t ‘the people of earth’ like, okay, maybe if they landed in NY or some shit and were like, ‘people of earth!’ because NY is big and all that jazz--don’t you dare tell that arrogant yankee that I said that--what if they land on a place with, like, 10 people? That’s not ‘people of earth’ that’s a van load of college students.

LA: ... and?

FL: How are you gonna trust a van load of college students that sometimes can’t even feed themselves with the fate of the earth. Like, man, we need some kind of welcome center for aliens, like what if they land in the middle of Lake Buena Vista city, there’s 10 whole people there that’s not enough to make a decision that represents all of mankind, like what? Unless those 10 people are local FL man/woman and then that’ll scare the alien away but-

LA: why does it seem like you’ve put a lot of thought into this?

FL: What else am I supposed to think about when I’m in a meeting with my bosses?

LA: *visiting a FL beach and playing with a medal detector*

LA: *detector goes off*

LA: Yeah, I found me some treasure! Let's see what we have... we have a, umm... a beer can... and oh! Thats- ... that's a croc. Alrighty. And we have a... a gun holster. So a beer can, a croc, and a gun holster. Yup, I'm in florida.

*bonus*

LA: hey, FL.

FL: hey LA! howd the treasure hunting go, what'd you find? Did you find anything?

LA: I found a beer bottle, a croc, and a gun holster.

FL: can I see the croc?

LA: *shows FL*

FL: HOLY HELL YOU FOUND MY LOST CROC!!

FL: this is so exciting and-why are you looking at me like that?