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My Top Five Hetalia Quotes that live in my head rent-free
"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!" -Switzerland
"SUCK IT LOSERS!" -Prussia
"Say what you want, my heart will not listen!" -Prussia
"My grandmother taught me the true spirit of the maple leaf, and it's on her honor that I now defend it!" -Canada
"WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!!!" -China
What are yours?
Romania: My dad once said "you never truly know someone enough to marry until you've seen them struggle financially, grieve a lost one, or witness them while they're sick." And it stuck with me ever since.
Belarus: First date ideas: freeze their assets, kill one of their loved ones, poison their fucking food.
Russia: I have invited you here because I wanted to play the most deadliest game-
America: Knife Monopoly?
Russia: I was going to say that I would hunt you down for sport but now I am intrigued.
There are three types of couples
Kiku: I'm cold.
Alfred: Take my jacket!
Feliciano: I'm also cold.
Ludwig: I told you to bring an extra coat *takes off jacket* You're going to get sick like this.
Francis: I'm so cold.
Arthur: Too bad, I can't change the weather.
(Original quote from Twitter, I just changed the characters involved)
VA to KY, sometime during the 1931-1932 Harlan County War: we have evidence that you plotted and/or helped to plot another coal strike in Harlan counties.
KY: well, if the federal government treated people the same way it treated a rich man's private property than this entire debacle would be nothing more than a whisper of a memory.
VA: be that as it may -
WV: *slams door to interrogation room open* IM HERE im here oh God am I late did I miss it?
VA:
KY:
VA: WV, wtf are you wearing?
KY: I didn't know your baby brother was a sympathizer to our cause
VA: hes not. He's confused. WV, what on earth are you wearing?
WV: you said we were going to imitate him!
VA: ...
VA: I said intimidate him
WV: ...
WV: oh
WV: *looks over at KY and begins to wave* hey coal buddy! Give'em hell!
VA: okay get out now
Hetalia characters as shit me and my fam say
Canada, holding an improvised toast: I guess I will have my anxiety sandwich now
Holy Roman Empire: how did you learn how to draw humans?
Chibitalia: simple
Chibitalia: I am too scared of animals
England, breaking pasta in half so that it fits into his pot: I don’t know what I’m doing. Italy, if you are watching, I’m sorry.
France: Italy is fine, watch out for Romano
Finland: Okay, pineapple on pizza I can get behind. But why does Sweden put banana on Pizza?
Romano: he should be locked down for treason
Japan: which one is the British prime minister?
England:
Japan: is it the one who looks like off-brand Donald Trump?
America, walking around with a shitty recreation of the Infinity Gauntlet using money instead of the stones: I used the coins to destroy the coins
America: *snaps*
Canada: great, now I’m broke
"Why won't the light just shut up?!"
My new morning catchphrase.
"Of course Gilbert like boys. He has L, G, B, and T right in his name."
Hungary about Prussia
