#state onigiri

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Mori: Who are you?

Cava: Cava, the State's Secretary (second most powerful person in Onigiri).

Mori: *had imagined some huge martial arts trained man who just evokes fear by entering the room*

Mori: You're a twink?!

Cava: I don't see how you are one to complain.

Fukuzawa entering the room: Oh, my god, he has multiplied...

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How the fuck do my questionable doctors always end up becoming some sort of gamer? Like Trafalgar Law has an obsession with Pokémon (that escalated into full on battles in Pokémon costumes at some point) and Mori has now an unhealthy obsession with AnimalCrossing.

Why is it always the doctors???? (Okay, on another note, can Mori make Elise look like an animal? Could he recreate Pokémon if he wanted to??? Or is his ability limited to look like a human being???)

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Akiko: *entering Onigiri with a very cleanly wrapped up human burito and a bubble tea in hand*

Campari: Aki, dear, what do you have there?

Akiko: A bubble tea?

Mori:

Campari:

Campari: I am too sober for this.

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Campari is still a menace to society. She saw Mori, asked Elise to help her drug him with APTX and now she is carrying around a ten-eleven year old Mori Ogai as if he was a damn cat.

They also took him shopping bc he obviously needs a new wardrobe since he got shrunken and Elise is very motivated to put him in a dress.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), Naruto, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo/Niè Huáisāng Characters: Uchiha Izuna, Mèng Yáo | Jīn Guāngyáo, Niè Huáisāng, Lán Huàn | Lán Xīchén, Akiko (OC), Original Female Character(s), Nie Mingjue's Arm Additional Tags: Parody, State Onigiri, Alternate Universe, domestic life, nmj's arm is not a pet Aki, after canon, Crack Treated Seriously, no context just live with it, No beta we die like wwx, One Shot Series: Part 2 of State Onigiri Summary:

The return of Nie Mingjue's Arm into the State of Onigiri.

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Just something I found in my drafts. 

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*something rumbles on the stairs*

JGY: *looking up from the state’s paperwork that was thrown at him* What was that?

Cava: *looking up from the tests he's correcting instead of doing the state’s paperwork* Probably our leader falling up the stairs.

JGY: Falling up?

Cava: *continues correcting the tests* They’re immortal enemies. The stairs and her.

JGY: But… up?

Cava: You’re new, aren’t you?

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Akiko: A-Yao, we need to talk.

JGY: No, we don‘t. *tries to figure out what he did wrong*

Akiko: Yes, we do. I got a complain from Madara that someone ate from his Nutella glass.

JGY: Oh… Thank God, I thought I accidently killed someone and didn’t notice.

Akiko: Don‘t try to distract me, did you eat from Madara‘s Nutella?

JGY: It was an accident!

Akiko: *nods* Okay, care to explain where the blood in the basement is coming from?

Kaede: *standing behind them in the kitchen* Oh, that was me. The last guy was a bit… You know… *gestures vaguely*

Akiko: For fucks sake, Kaede! We have rules! No killing without consent!

JGY: *looks genuinely confused and alarmed*

Kaede: *smiles innocently*

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JGY and NHS having a really emotional moment together in their shared room after JGY just woke up in Onigiri, thinking that he died, but is surprisingly very much alive and in one piece.

Madara, knocking and interrupting them: Have you seen Akiko?

NHS: No...

Madara: *stares at JGY* When I see you eating the Nutella which stands in the kitchen cupboard, I am going to kill you.

Madara: *closes door and continues his search*

NHS: Oh, yeah right, don't touch the Nutella here.

JGY: I thought killing each other is forbidden???

NHS: No one said that he is going to kill you here.