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you know what they could've done here and it would've been REALLY funny if they just like. had tom trench ALSO be into vox like what we had discussed pre-s2 and had him ALSO try to flirt with him. that way vox's disinterest would look more like "oh he's just not into his lame ass employees" and not be mistaken as "he's not into women" by unfortunately a good amount of people since he's bi LMAO

#osrs.txt #and also I do think vox and velvette being completely platonic is great BUT #it would be interesting if he had like an initial attraction to her that later just faded into something completely platonic #just because I think the idea of everyone vox has ever asked to partner up with are people he was at some point attracted to is funny #and also it would help him beat the homosexual allegations by finally showing he has been into AT LEAST one woman #staticjoy #statictrench #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #vox hazbin hotel #katie killjoy #tom trench #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel season 2 #hazbin hotel spoilers #should I even still tag spoilers for episode 1

Vox x Tom is doing numbers with my braincells rn

They've crossed paths multiple times over the years: as runners splitting shifts, as assistant and star, as rival anchors, as boss & employee.

To Vox, Tom is old school. He's been around before Vox. He seems such a chicken yet here he is, still kicking every year, second bucket unscuffed. Tom isn't an Overlord and never tried to be. He's both impressive and disappointing. The actual Tom — not the versions thought up when pondering hypotheticals — is still very pleasant. He's.... comfortable. In himself & his (after)life. Also as a presence. He's so basic in comparison to other sinners, being with him is like being on Earth again. A break from the chaos. A couple minutes chatting between broadcasts does wonders for stress.

To Tom, Vox isn't that special. Another colleague-turned-superior, like that never happened before in Earth or Hell. Oh this one can hypnotize? Half the sinners in any given studio could do worse without needing Tom to be looking at them. Tom ultimately survives them, Vox is no different in that way. He is, however, one of the few people who treats Tom with any shred of respect. Tom's not one to defend himself most of the time, bigger battles and whatnot, but onlookers don't care about that. They're watching someone get beat up and doing nothing about it, if they met him why wouldn't they act the same? But Vox doesn't. Well he does in a whole room kinda thing, but he doesn't when 1-on-1. And that's something! What's even more of a something is Vox actively converses with him sometimes. They can talk and he'll say no insults, no threats, just chat about goings-on.

#obvi a lot of hcs needed since we don't have much on Tom like A Personality #we may get any amount more in s2 at least yayyyy. and hopefully none that make this ship need to occur 4 aus over to make any sense #statictrench #?#vom is also funny to me but obvi Vomit sooo no #vox x tom trench #tom trench x vox #vox shipping #tom trench shipping #hazbin vox #hazbin tom trench #I have been considering staticanchors (+Katie Killjoy) as a Vox-hinged V relationship.#but i just wanted the tamer stuff for the mo #*gasp sound* TomTek. Tom x Vox x Vox Assistant / Papermint

Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench both having sold their souls to Vox because they had a thing for him. Both thought he was straight, Tom's just like that.

Katie having a different broadcast partner originally and Vox switching Tom to her partner after she made some low-key homophobic comment just to piss her off.

Tom Trench being less interested in Vox when he gets outed because he was really only interested in the fantasy of his dick being good enough to turn the straight man gay, if he's already queer then what's the point?

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HEEEELP LMAOOO NOT TOM TOO JSDKJSDGKKSL this is real though