I'm back on my mediajoy bullshit guys
silly hcs for them under the cut
Emily is super into BOTH of their 'full power' forms. Monsterfucker from Heaven 🙏
Alastor won't let Emily touch anything in his kitchen because he's convinced she'd be absolutely terrified of all the random body parts he's got lingering in weird places. Vox gets to scare the shit out of himself though, Alastor thinks that's pretty funny.
Vox initially fucking HATED Emily before realizing she wasn't actually trying to steal Alastor, and was in fact trying to bag both of them. Her version of flirting was so polite and casual that he thought she was just painfully nice.
Vox and Emily tried to surprise Alastor on his birthday once by setting up a 'party' in his radio tower. The subsequent power outage in Pride had absolutely nothing to do with Alastor being startled by them and instinctively punching Vox's stupid TV head. Totally not.
Emily fucking SUCKS at dancing outside of the ballroom style, and gets teased for this constantly by Vox. He and Alastor attempt to teach her separately, but it's like trying to teach a bird to do the jitterbug; she keeps forgetting to keep her feet on the ground, she's incredibly clumsy, and it's embarrassing, but she's excited to be learning
Emily pegs Vox, Alastor is RESPECTFULLY sitting in the living room waiting for them to be done. Don't question this one.
Emily has no social media presence because Velvette solidly convinced her that it would make her a worse person. Vox doesn't post pictures with her in them on his public accounts, even if he's never been told not to.
Alastor allows Emily to photograph him on rare occasions, but only with a traditional film camera.
Emily occasionally speaks in her divine tongue without realizing it, which neither Vox nor Alastor can even begin to understand. Alastor begins subtly pestering Charlie to teach him whatever she knows of it, and to go pester her father for more information on it.
Alastor and Emily have whole conversations in French.
Vox likes to bring them both to bars with him. He was pleased to learn that not only was Emily fun when she's drunk, but she's social enough to get an entire building of sinners into discussion about whatever's on her mind; usually silly things like pangolins or a movie she recently watched, but she did once involve nearly 40 people in a discussion about hell's weather patterns. He didn't say anything when Al strangled someone who called her stupid.
Alastor is a perfect gentleman for his girl, and finds it entertaining to treat Vox like their third wheel. He does actually enjoy him being in their relationship, but it's much more fun to torment the egotistical picture box than the angel who cries over kitten photos online.
Emily, regardless of whether they'll admit it, absolutely wears the pants in their relationship. She plans the outings, she makes meal plan charts and divides household stuff evenly, and again, she's the one who wears the strap.
The boys being evil is weirdly enough why she's so interested? She believes they're capable of being better, she wants them to want to be better, but it's also undeniably fun to be around people who contradict everything she's ever known and stood for
Alastor brought Emily to Cannibaltown once, and regardless of Rosie liking her, never brought her back because she saw a pack of cannibal children eating an old lady. He didn't want to ever deal with that amount of tears and confusion from her again.
