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Okay, no. Planted in what? Regular soil, right?

Did you water them? If so, where did the water come from? Did you plant them in an area where they would get sunlight? How long did these take to grow??

Why are these potat- carro- uh ...potarrots partially BLUE??

We gave them regular water, yes.

The light that shines on the Updates Zone has been tested to have the same properties as the normal sun.

Albeit, status altering is used to speed the growth of the crops to mere minutes, but this is no way should alter the crops.

And sentries have been able to grow crops perfectly, it seems to only fuck up when I, an obvious mistake of a being, try to do it.

Whoiy you goitta be soi hoird on yoiself, moin?

[Status Six bursts in as well.]

Mistakes do not get created. Not by our Creator. We all serve in the path of the Ques-

NOIBOIDY COIRES! NOT. THE TIME.

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[The anon doesn't eat the strange vegetable and just seems to look at it in shock]

wh. I- uhm.

Four... how did you make this..? Like. Specifically, how did you make this.

I planted potatoes adjacent to carrots, and then when I harvested them, they were all... this.

Actually, now that I say it out loud, it seems obvious that I need to try planting the crops separate from each other.

[The Status Updates Questi Slime appears]

Boitter oidea: Ploint as moiny doifferent croips noixt to each oither!

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[The Others (and two) gather for discussion.]

6: Where's Eight?

7: Beats me.

4: One will be occupied for the time being. He has requested that we operate The Machine in his stead.

[Two starts vibrating rapidly.]

4: He also requested that, quote, "somebody competent do it. Not two again."

[Two rotates 90 degrees and falls face down.]

5: 5o who shall it be?

6: Me?

7: No way. We don't need you preaching to the masses.

?: How aboit moi? Oi'm a groit joidge of choiractoir!

#: I'm not sure we actually know what "operating The Machine" means.

4: From what I can infer, it is very difficult to get wrong.

[The Others look at two.]

6: But not impossible.