#status 4

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Four here. I tried my hand at simple vegetable gardening, but I keep cultivating vegetables that don't exist. Someone please figure out what I'm doing wrong, and also what is wrong with me, and also why the universe hates me

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These are... varying degrees of helpful.

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hm.. what is Daily Quests-ism? What beliefs does it follow, and what practices does it use?

- religion collector

[as you talk, you see the other Statuses gathering 6 from a distance away. 2 is also there and he has popcorn]

6: Well the prophet/divine being of Daily Quests instructs us with the titular daily quests on how we live our lives, and it is our sacred duty to complete them within the 24-hour period. As well as recruit some other believers along the way.

[Suddenly, 7 shouts something out.]

7: AND WHAT HAPPENS TO THE NON-BELIEVERS?

6: Well, they simply live less fulfilling lives. Sucks for them, end of story.

[all the other Statuses have odd expressions. they weren't expecting this response.]

4: Did. Did their Doctrine... update?

7: Great. Now I just look like a prick.

2: wahtat sposrtsops gamesmesm is thsitsi againga?

5: Oh. How recent of a change wa5 that?

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Huh. Weird

However, separating the crops did prevent them from... fusing, as they did before.

Honestly if we want any suckers to pay for these, we might have to invent nonsense crops.

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The hand of a Status is incapable of gardening.

This tastes TERRIBLE, what the hell?

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Hm okay, are the other Statuses capable of growing normal crops? It could be something like that. Also you could try talking to someone who's familiar with glitches since it could be one of those..

Also what is Six talking about

Oh, I'm a follower of Daily Quests, the-

[Six is clocked clean in the head by Seven appearing from behind them.]

7: For the love of- i was about to say for the love of god but that's actually the opposite of- what was I saying? Right. STOP EVANGELIZING. Nobody cares.

You're all worthless hacks. You'll see. You'll regret not praising Him and following the Daily Quests.

Weren't you just talking about how I was worth something or

[Eight and the Hash also show up.]

Bueno, si todos se están reuniendo aquí…

I don't know what that means but that tone is exactly what I thought as well.

[you noticed that nobody actually answered your question.]

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Okay, no. Planted in what? Regular soil, right?

Did you water them? If so, where did the water come from? Did you plant them in an area where they would get sunlight? How long did these take to grow??

Why are these potat- carro- uh ...potarrots partially BLUE??

We gave them regular water, yes.

The light that shines on the Updates Zone has been tested to have the same properties as the normal sun.

Albeit, status altering is used to speed the growth of the crops to mere minutes, but this is no way should alter the crops.

And sentries have been able to grow crops perfectly, it seems to only fuck up when I, an obvious mistake of a being, try to do it.

Whoiy you goitta be soi hoird on yoiself, moin?

[Status Six bursts in as well.]

Mistakes do not get created. Not by our Creator. We all serve in the path of the Ques-

NOIBOIDY COIRES! NOT. THE TIME.

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[The anon doesn't eat the strange vegetable and just seems to look at it in shock]

wh. I- uhm.

Four... how did you make this..? Like. Specifically, how did you make this.

I planted potatoes adjacent to carrots, and then when I harvested them, they were all... this.

Actually, now that I say it out loud, it seems obvious that I need to try planting the crops separate from each other.

[The Status Updates Questi Slime appears]

Boitter oidea: Ploint as moiny doifferent croips noixt to each oither!