#status 7

[status-updates]

hm.. what is Daily Quests-ism? What beliefs does it follow, and what practices does it use?

- religion collector

[as you talk, you see the other Statuses gathering 6 from a distance away. 2 is also there and he has popcorn]

6: Well the prophet/divine being of Daily Quests instructs us with the titular daily quests on how we live our lives, and it is our sacred duty to complete them within the 24-hour period. As well as recruit some other believers along the way.

[Suddenly, 7 shouts something out.]

7: AND WHAT HAPPENS TO THE NON-BELIEVERS?

6: Well, they simply live less fulfilling lives. Sucks for them, end of story.

[all the other Statuses have odd expressions. they weren't expecting this response.]

4: Did. Did their Doctrine... update?

7: Great. Now I just look like a prick.

2: wahtat sposrtsops gamesmesm is thsitsi againga?

5: Oh. How recent of a change wa5 that?

[status-updates]

hey 6, I would like to know about your religion

- a religion collector

7: Wh- really?

DANG IT!

6, get over here.

[6 appears. 7 begrudgingly gives 100 gold and then leaves. It seems he just lost a bet.]

6: Of Course! I am but a humble follower of the Daily Quests-ism. What would you like to know?

[status-updates]

Huh. Weird

However, separating the crops did prevent them from... fusing, as they did before.

Honestly if we want any suckers to pay for these, we might have to invent nonsense crops.

[status-updates]

The hand of a Status is incapable of gardening.

This tastes TERRIBLE, what the hell?

[status-updates]

[The Others (and two) gather for discussion.]

6: Where's Eight?

7: Beats me.

4: One will be occupied for the time being. He has requested that we operate The Machine in his stead.

[Two starts vibrating rapidly.]

4: He also requested that, quote, "somebody competent do it. Not two again."

[Two rotates 90 degrees and falls face down.]

5: 5o who shall it be?

6: Me?

7: No way. We don't need you preaching to the masses.

?: How aboit moi? Oi'm a groit joidge of choiractoir!

#: I'm not sure we actually know what "operating The Machine" means.

4: From what I can infer, it is very difficult to get wrong.

[The Others look at two.]

6: But not impossible.

[alwayshopefuldream]

Презентация STATUS 7 0 от основателя проекта Александра Блинова.