"Ease up on the gas."
Her foot hesitates for a moment on the pedal, the car slowing slightly as she straightens in the seat with the sort of stiff, awkward awareness that comes with being openly judged by a drunk. Which is ridiculous on hindsight, a drunk doesn't get an opinion much less the right to even speak to her. The corner of her lip twitches as though she were about to frown and she puts her foot back on the gas, hard. "I can drive," Winnie says evenly, her fingers flexing on the wheel. "Go back to being unconscious or something."
Cora, her bodyguard and friend of seven years, glances at her with an expression that borders between professional irritation and unprofessional contempt, but her face is pale and gleaming with sweat which makes it fall rather flat. Probably fighting down the urge to vomit as Winnie hits a pothole dead on, the bump making her clutch at her stomach.
She opens her mouth, some smart retort writhing on her tongue but she closes it with a snap of her teeth. She has the common sense to restrain herself, Winnie is her boss at the end of the day, even if it was her off-night. "I'm not drunk enough to let you crash the goddamn car," she mutters. It sounded pathetic, even to Cora's ears and she grimaces as Winnie hits another pothole.
"Go left. It's a side street and there's less traffic lights."
The turn is disgustingly sharp, a screech of tires as the momentum swings both of them to lean to the side, and Cora can feel her stomach lurch with a dreadful promise as her shoulder presses against the door. "Fucking hell," she whispers to herself and Winnie whips her head to glare at her. "Can we try to keep the commentary to a minimum? I am helping. I am being careful. I am -"
Winnie, well, has always had a short-temper. Her mother had called her spirited while her father would look on with intense parental displeasure. She never grew out of it and it shows itself in horrendous ways when it mattered most. Like slamming her foot on the pedal as the car's engine roars and Cora finds herself gripping her seatbelt for dear life.
"Winnie, slow down!"
"I'm getting us home faster! Do you want to throw up all over the seats?"
"I would like to be alive, thanks! Maybe see the sunrise! Not be a red stain on the road!"
"You're a maniac - Holy fuck, Winnie! Brake! Brake!"
It happens in quick, disastrous succession. There's the faint sound of screaming as people leap out of the way (dramatic). Cora is swearing and spitting like a feral cat next to her (also, dramatic). But what rings in her head is the sound of metal splitting open, the distinct crunch of impact that makes her heart leap into her throat. She slams the brakes and when the car heaves to a stop, she sits in the seat, breathing hard and shaking.
Cora is already slamming the passenger door open and stumbling out, retching on the side of the road and Winnie counts.
One. Two. Three. Breathe. One. Two. Three. Don't panic.
"Winnie! Fuck! My car! You utter dumbass!"
She flinches, fumbling with the door as she steps out. "Okay, okay, listen. We can fix this. This is fixable, it's totally fixable. I'll pay for it. Better yet, I'll buy you a new car, yeah? Something cute. Pink? You like pink."
And both their heads turn as they hear: You hit me!
Cora, despite the bleary eyes and sour taste in her mouth, squints at the small, screaming man. And his car. His expensive ass, insanely red Aston Martin. And with a weak, sputtering gasp, she shoves Winnie to round the car and get into the passenger seat.
"Shut up, shut up! Get in the car, we're going!"
"Shouldn't we give him our insurance information though?"
"Our? Our!? Are you insane?! You aren't even on my insurance! His car is worth more than my life! My whole family line! I'd be better off jumping off a cliff than giving him my shit! Now get in the fucking car, Winnie!"
Winnie gets in with a grumble, buckling up as Cora hurries inside with wide, frantic eyes. "Is this a hit and run? I've always wanted to do one of those. It's kinda hot."
"Winnie, I swear to God -"
And Cora peels off, flying down the road and heading towards the highway with the determination of someone who was suddenly very sober.