And now, Zamora and Son Puppet Theatre, hosted by yours truly:
Dad: So is this what you normally do on a Saturday night?
Dad: You don't go out? I don't want to get in the way of you having fun, guy.
Me: Nope, it's pretty much this every weekend.
Dad: So you're saying you don't go harass the townsfolk?
Dad: You don't bring a table and cards and play poker in your room?
Me: I think Matt would murder us.
Dad: You and the girls don't go pick up crazy local chicks?
Dad: You don't steal dogs from neighbors and return them later for reward money?
Me: We'd have nowhere to put them, Dad.
Dad: What are you doing with your college life, guy!
For those of you who were wondering where I get it, it mostly comes from my dad.