No, immediate no. Another no way he approves one. Probably thinks he brainwashed you. Will take you to see a doctor just in case.
Nikolai
Another immediate no, will take you to visit a doctor. But unlike fydoor, with right words and making jikolai act a bit sane, it can go up to a maybe. Though it will take A LOT of effort and reassurance. Probably will send all ada after nikolai if he fucks it up tho
Sigma
Has doubts. It's a maybe that's leaning on approval more. Sigma does need to show real improvement with himself, distance himself from rest of the doa. Still takes some reassurance but atsushi is on your side as well so, it's a mayproval
Poe
Tbh fukuzawa doesn't see poe as a bug threat. Yeah, he is strong enough to take out assassins by himself, and there's a reason why he is a guild members, though this shy boy has been to agency for far too many times. Besides after ranpo now you are there for a reason on why he wont touch ada. So yeah he approves. Dad talk scares the shit out of poe tho
Mark
50/50?? Mark isn't all in the spot light so there's a chance he wont know him and everything will go smoothly. In case he knows however, this chance is... doubtful. He isnt fucking around when his workers are on the line. Despite his doubts he hears you out however, mark gotta close up and make some good impression tho. So it's a mayproval from fukuzawa!
Steinback
Slightly disturbed from his ability, and knowing him from the guild battle for sure he is doubtful leaning on more disapproval. The farmer is a bit too cock for his comfort. He still hears you out! But steinback gotta pull out some major improvements and promises to not to use you as a tool for guild
In all guild scenarios btw, Fitzgerald would totally act like a father in law. Randomly visiting fukuzawa and excusing it as "family bonding". Our favourite dad kind of regrets his life choices each time but seeing you smile with him kind of makes it up for it. Please get him a kitten for an apology‐
An: hope I'm not forgetting anyone-? This has been dun to write lol
SUMMARY: They give you a head pat C: + some general softness because I'm realizing some of them don't even headpat you LMAO
CHARACTERS: Osamu Dazai, Doppo Kunikida, John Steinbeck, Francis Fitzgerald, Kajii Motojirou.
WARNINGS: You get shot in Kunikida's part.
COMMENTS: FIRST BSD POST PLEASE BE NICE I WILL CRY. also yes i'm kajii biased WHAT ABOUT IT!!!!!
uhh i kept most of these vague platonic/romantic wise but steinbeck's is kinda implied to be a pining situation? UM i couldnt help myself
Dazai’s hand finds itself brushing against the top of your head as the criminal is carried away. He can tell you’re emotional for having solved such a difficult case, but you did so well. Giving your head a few gentle pats, he watches as your shoulders begin to shake. “You did well.” he murmurs as you turn and bury your face into his chest, searching desperately for comfort that Dazai isn’t quite able to give wholeheartedly.
Kunikida is in your debt. He realizes this when you shoved him aside, quite literally taking a bullet for him. He thanks the stars above that it only grazed your arm as he quickly takes out the enemy, the fear in his veins making him even more efficient than usual. Once the threat has been eliminated, he’s by your side in a second, pulling you into his chest and resting his head on your head. “You’re okay. You’re going to be okay.”
Steinbeck likes watching you tend to your plants. You never turn your head his way while you work, always focused. Leaning against the doorway to your room, he watches. He seems to be doing that a lot lately. There’s a soft feeling that wells up in his chest that he isn’t quite ready to explore yet, but someday. Someday. He promises himself that someday, he’ll brave the unknown for you again.
Fitzgerald, the normally dismissive boss, was obviously at his wit's end. You furrow your brow as you gnaw on your bottom lip, a tray with a single teacup and some snacks resting like a heavy burden in your hands. Steeling yourself, you announce your name and open the door, approaching his desk with your gift in hand. Fitzgerald sighs as the tray clicks against his desk, and he must not be thinking straight because he reaches out and rubs your head affectionately.
Kajii looks rather stumped as he stares at the giant whiteboard in his lab, a multitude of equations and fancy diagrams scribbled across the surface in bright yellow dry-erase marker. You’re seated on one of the lab tables, which is definitely a safety violation but so are his sandals. You squint as you stare at the board, honed in on a specific diagram. It doesn’t look quite right, and with how tired Kajii is (even though he rarely shows it) you figure that small error is what he’s trying to find. Once you point it out to him he jolts like he’s been shocked, and scrambles over to fix it. His voice is boisterous and full of life again, not soft like his mumbles had been. He rushes past you and pats your head absentmindedly, but it makes you feel so proud to be his assistant.
these are all based off things i do or have inconvenienced my life lmfao i’ll probs do a part two with everyone i missed this just got wayyy to long lol next im posting being friends with double black
Oda:
If you're wearing shorts and have bruises he will poke them when you're resting your legs on him. He’s silent about it too and if you yell at him he pretends to act like he doesn't know what you're talking about.
Will smack your sunburn but this one is actually an accident. He just wanted to pat you on the back because you're amazing.
Will space out when you talk too long, sometimes certain objects are just so… mesmerizing
Dazai:
Loves to jumpscare you the only exception is if it was a trigger. In that case he will just call your name and whip something at you for you to catch at random.
When you're driving he likes to reach over and honk your horn. It's almost caused so many roadside fistfights.
If he sees a dog in public he will bark and growl at it.
Kunikida:
Won’t let you on the bed without socks on. You could be sick as a dog and he’ll still enforce this rule.
Cleaning is hard because he has a hard time throwing things away. You'll spend extra time as he holds two identical pens, trying to decide which one he wants to keep. He’s learned to plan certain days in his schedule for cleaning now.
Won't let you turn up the music in the car and will keep it at a level that's so low it's annoying.
Twain:
Walks around the house shirtless but then complains about how cold it is.
Blasts his music so loud when he wakes up in the morning and it's always early 2000’s hits. It's not rare for you to have Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield stuck in your head by 9 am.
Always has to climb something, this stems from his adventurous side. It's not really that annoying but when you’re in a crowded area and he runs off to go climb the tall statue, screaming at you to take a photo… Yes it is. Especially when children try and follow him and you're stuck receiving glares from the parents.
Akutagawa:
Will not let you throw any food products out. He tells you it's a perfectly good meal (even if it's not) and that he will eat it tomorrow. It’s sad because you know this stems from childhood but it’s still annoying.
Reuses the same gross, musty ziplock baggies. You keep buying new ones but he doesn't get it lol.
Will tell you if your breath smells, hair is messy, outfit is ugly. He does not see an issue with this and it's nice knowing someone has your back but he doesn't have to be so rude about it..
Atsushi:
If he drinks he's one of those drinkers who will not let you take it from him. Keeps an iron grip on the cup. He finishes it no matter how drunk and always throws up. Thankfully he rarely drinks.
He stops to help everyone, literally even if they just look like they need help. You've been late to so many things.
Will eat anything. Once you made steak and somehow forgot about it. It was hard as a brick yet he still almost broke his teeth eating it. You think you saw some tears as he told you it was delicious.
Mori:
Listens to people's conversations in public and isn't afraid to comment, loudly, about it. You know it's loud because they either stop talking or try and confront you guys.
Comes up to stops fast and brakes so hard you feel like he does it on purpose.
Sometimes if he and Elise get into a “disagreement” he’ll try and rope you in to take his side and you always do, knowing it would probably give him more satisfaction if you chose to side with her.
Poe:
Asks for constructive criticism but will then argue with you about why you're wrong.
Always humming a song he heard Twain singing and then it gets stuck in your head too.
Will deny stupid things like why your favorite mug is in the trash or why he just let out rather loud scream in the bathroom. You know he's lying because he looks away and makes sure his bangs are covering his eyes.
Ranpo:
Will call you out on any lie even if you don't mean to lie you just forgot about some of the details.
Don't take him grocery shopping if you have a set amount you want to spend. He won't even sneak, he will just say he wants something and throw it in the cart.
Such a backseat driver even though he can't drive.
Fitzgerald:
Likes to act like he's still in his twenties and will somehow get the two of you invited to college parties where he will attempt to do a kegger in front of everyone. You end up being the one to hold him up and he always ends with a, “LETS FUCKING GO!”
Likes to ask for the senior discount even though he's not that old, he just likes to hear the women validate that he's not old.
It’s scary how he used to buy without looking and now will scream if the price on a price tag is too high.
Steinbeck:
Always looking at the grass for wheat to chew on. It's so cheesy when you walk into the city and he's got it sticking out of his mouth.
He gets weirdly intimate with nature and you feel like you're third wheeling.
Has the mentality that he has to provide for you because he is the man. He gets so shocked when he finds out you still want to work.
Chuuya:
Has a hard time making decisions you could ask him what he wants for dinner and his mind will just break.
Gets way too pissed at movies and will actually get up and walk away. Once you were kicked out of the theater because he wouldn't stop yelling at the screen. Another time he walked out you waited a whole ten minutes before you realized he wasn't coming back.
Sometimes activates his ability at night and it's so scary waking up to him floating halfway across the room.
WOMAN TIME!!!!!!!!!!
Yosano:
Will glare at you so intensely if you say something she disagrees with.
Always tries to rope you into drinking with her even if you’ve said no the past ten nights.
Will describe wounds or injuries in such detail and just won’t stop, almost like she’s trying to fuck with you, but she’s not.
Gin:
Claims to be nothing like her big brother but then will go on to make the same facial expressions and do some of the same mannerisms as him.
Will spend hours trying things on just to put it all back, leave the store and change her mind when you’re almost home. Then she’ll have you run back with her to buy it all.
Is used to sneaking around so scares you a lot. Also on the topic of being silent sometimes she just won’t respond, thinking you can just read her vibes / mind.
Kouyou:
Will judge what you eat, especially fast food but will try and steal a fry in private when you're not looking.
Will say things like, “Well that's just the way the world works.” If someone tries to share their baggage with her. You understand she’s had a pretty rough life but it's caused you to almost spit out your drink multiple times.
At functions forgets about you for about an hour while she mingles with everyone else, you could tap on her shoulder and she'll dismiss you like you're a subordinate. Until you clear your throat again you'll see the slight blush as she apologizes.
Higuchi:
She has no sense of privacy. If she hears a crash or loud noise she will bust down the door. It’s sweet but not when the noises are usually from you knocking all the shampoo bottles down again.
Horrible road rage actually puts you on edge to be in the car with her. She doesn't even have to be driving.
Likes to act like she's a professional at everything and people usually believe it because of her suit. It's so nerve wracking when she giggles when they walk away with false information.
Alcott:
Will agree to everything you suggest but you can only tell when she doesn’t want to do it when you’re currently doing it.
Yet she’s not afraid to grumble about how annoying it is when someone bumps into you and doesn’t apologize. It’s sweet but you’re left dealing with the situation if the person is aggressive enough to say something.
Always corrects your spelling or if you say something like “I could care less.”
Lucy:
Will fish for compliments in a very obvious way like, “Wow. Wish someone would call me pretty..” and then just stare right at you.
Kicks you so violently in her sleep but won't let go of you so you cant get away.
Constantly stealing from restaurants. You're banned from a couple restaurants because she got caught trying to steal a cup or salt shaker.
you should have known there was more to his choice of location than simply being far away from the city. the dense forest surrounding steinbeck's surprisingly sturdy cabin was not just to hide you two from the outside world, but you had no idea that he had an ability, much less one that resonated so much with the trees that covered every inch of the ground.
you knew steinbeck could easily outrun you—you hadn't forgotten the previous instances which ended in you feeling more terrified and him more skeptical. but now that you'd figured out how to work his old car, no matter how rickety and shaky it was, you were filled with the dangerous flames of hope, burning brighter than ever. how could he outrun a car?
not even considering the possibility that perhaps he wanted you to take this route—the conveniently forgotten keys, the incident cleared pathway, and the perfect timing of him leaving for a few days to work on some matters with the guild—and the possibility that as a guild member, he'd have some ability or the other, you had foolishly taken the first semblance of solitude to attempt a reckless escape.
all of that had led to your current predicament, the thick roots from one of the towering trees twisting abnormally and crushing the back of the car with an unnatural strength. you couldn't find a way out of this, your heart racing as another few roots reach out for the front of the vehicle. you're not able to break the door open, with the heavy force of the roots surrounding the entire car, like a python constricting its prey. you were only a few meters away from leaving the property, too—the hopelessness is crushing.
"you never learn, do you?" steinbeck's voice comes from below you, "everything around here is an extension of me. there's no way you'll ever leave here."
you watch on, despaired as you feel yourself being lowered onto the ground, where he waits. you can already picture the smug look on his face, his cold gaze burning into you as he revels in your pathetic state. there's no way you're getting out of this unscathed.
hi could i please request a romantic match up? i haven't done one of these in forever but i think i need a little serotonin boost haha. i'm bi but i prefer the bsd guys. 5'3" lady with long brown hair and brown eyes. my hobbies include watching movies & shows (mostly cartoons, fantasy, & horror), listening to music, & taking walks/car rides. i'm down to try new things but i really love food, fashion, art, antiques, & all things supernatural 🌙
[ . . . ] people describe me as sweet & funny as i try to get along with most people & i love making them laugh. i have adhd so i try extra hard to stay organized, be patient, & keep myself busy. i'm a bit of a pushover since i hate confrontation, i can be stubborn, & i definitely need my alone time. even though i try to be kind to others, i hate bigotry & people who don't care about others w/ a burning passion. anyway i hope this isn't too long of a request. thank you & have a good day! 🌙
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hello moon anon! i match you with *telepathic drumroll*
steinbeck!
though the guild principles are not well aligned with your own, you still fit into the group regardless of the arrangement that got you with them. you’re positioned as the cultural liaison on the moby dick, and mostly work in archiving interactions with other organizations (even though fitz remains tempermental and deaf to your guidance). everyone thinks youre a myth, much like alcott who remains in her own room, so when you quite literally walked into steinbecks chest he was completely taken aback.
his attraction to your normalcy is what stood out to me. as a family man, steinbeck sees the guild as more of a cage and a means to an end. lovecraft is his only confidant, but you remind him of home no matter the country they take residence in. falling in love with you is the absolute easiest thing. he watches you work even when dictating your notes puts him to sleep; he's there to keep you organized and focused before you notice your eyes wandering from your tasks; most of all he sits and listens when you're ready to gush about the things you've seen and the wonders you've learned, and smiles when you find a reason to giggle mid sentence.
the first time he touches you is when he braids your hair. it was meant to be chaste; he was supposed to undue a knot that caught itself on a necklace you wore, but his hands guided themselves through the strands and found themselves doing something that was second nature on his younger sisters own hair. he only realizes what he’s doing by the time he makes it past your shoulders, but you’ve been calmly coaxed back into your task he has to finish. it’s such a staple of your relationship you barely notice he does it anymore save for the kiss at the base of your neck when he dangles the braid over your shoulder.
you are, quite literally, his heart. though steinbeck works more with his cunning side, when you berate him for his actions it means something that fitzs own poor leadership could never spark in him. it isn’t too long before he realizes he stays as much for you as he does to reconcile his debts. he remains afraid of returning home less of the man he was when he left, and you keep that alive in him from a glance to the sheer thought.
you come to be his one good thing.
runner up match: kunikida! the two of you share similar values and your consistency in character is a comfort for him. however, his personal relationship with perfectionism and on-edge attitudes seems like a stressor for you in the long run. kunikida values his professionalism more than his personal relationships, and his overtly type-a personality may be causes for conflict beyond situational angst.
