#stevonn-eevee

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MC (Flirting): Are you a farmer because I’m a-tractor-ed to you.

(Source: farmsuggestion)

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MC: (Asks Shane out on a date)

Shane: Let me check my schedule.

Shane: “4pm: Wallow in self pity. 4:30pm: Stare into the abyss. 5pm: Solve world hunger (tell NO ONE!). 6:30pm: Dinner with me (I can’t cancel that again.) 7pm: Wrestle with my self loathing” I’m booked!

Shane: Of course if I bumped the self-loathing to 9pm, I could still be done in time to lay in bed and slip slowly into madness, but what would I wear!?

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Haley: Gridballs smell gross

Alex: Go to hell??

Haley: Why are you defending the smell of a ball

(Source)

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Alex: Aggressive hand-holding.

MC: How does it work??

Alex: We arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands.

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MC: You’re the bad guy in somebody’s story.

Shane: Pal, I’m the bad guy in MY story.

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[projectbot13]

Hey Skylar! I had a long day and I'm exhausted. Can you say something to cheer me up?

hey stevonn-eevee.Ignore me up with them all together two of one.