Writer: Benny Lee
Pencils: Ron Lim
Colors: Jason Jensen
Sonic has gotten himself a ride on the D'Novulan trading vessel that landed on Thoraxia, and now they're on their way to a trading hub where Captain Oe is certain Sonic can find a way back home. The crew provides him with an implant to translate all alien languages automatically, but Sonic barely has time to say "thanks" before an alarm starts going off.
Man, can Sonic ever catch a break? The asteroids strike the trading ship, and the crew all race for the escape pods. Each has enough room for just one person, and apparently there's exactly enough pods for the crew, because for whatever reason they never accounted for even one more person being on their vessel. Sonic, noble hero type that he is and seemingly unfazed by this incredible lack of foresight on the part of the ship's designers, insists that Captain Oe take the final one. However, Captain Oe is a bit of a noble hero type himself, and stings Sonic with the barb on his tail to paralyze him before pushing him into the final escape pod alone, wishing him a safe and successful journey home.
You know, for a character who appears on only six pages out of a comic series spanning nearly four hundred issues, somehow his sacrifice ended up having much more weight to it than, say, Tommy's. Sonic's pod falls into the atmosphere of a planet swirling with toxic particles and rainstorms, and, unable to even exit the pod due to the harsh conditions outside, eats some rations and takes a nap, hoping someone will eventually find him. When he wakes up, the pod's onboard systems tell him that the planet's atmosphere is now suddenly breathable, so he exits to explore his surroundings. The planet quickly proves itself to be a strange one, as pink water dominates the landscape, and plants suddenly begin to sprout from the soil at a rapid pace.
When primitive life forms begin to emerge from the waters, Sonic races back to his pod, realizing that time must move much faster on this planet, and thus he's seeing millions of years of evolution take place in the blink of an eye. With nothing to do, and knowing it's too dangerous to exit again, Sonic stays inside and takes another nap while the planet grows and changes around him. When he wakes up once again, one of the planet's many new species has developed into a stone age civilization. And within seconds…
Time suddenly slows down to a more reasonable pace, and he steps out to be greeted by the planet's dominant alien life forms, the Azurites, who have created a time decelerator to be able to speak to him. He's baffled as to why there's hedgehog-shaped decals all over every building, and so the Azurites explain their race's history from their own perspective.
Honestly, the concept of this is downright fascinating to me and probably my favorite thing to come out of this whole Tossed in Space thing. As the Azurites developed higher technology, they were able to prove that Sonic was in fact a living being running on a much slower timescale than themselves, and thus invented the decelerator to be able to speak to him at last. However, they still think of him as a god and their own creator, bringing him out in front of a crowd to make a speech. Sonic awkwardly informs them that he's not a god, and is just looking for a way back home. They take this surprisingly well considering it invalidates millennia of established religious belief across their entire history, and offer to build him a spaceship instantaneously by turning off the decelerator and going to town.
I like to think that they kept the decelerator off for the rest of time, so that they and all their descendants for eons to come could watch as their former god slowly, imperceptibly lifted off and flew away into the unknown, knowing that someday, long after their race has turned to dust, he'll finally be able to return home to his family.
God it is a fucking TRIP to see Shadow in this art syle
Also, okay, I thought that the creator of Spy vs. Spy must have died in like 2003 if that comic was done as a tribute to him, but no... he died in 1998... so then I’m like “oh, well maybe Archie just sat on this story for five years,” but no! Shadow’s in it! It couldn’t have been drawn earlier than 2001!! So what the hell was the point of this
So due to the incredibly rapid passage of time on this planet from Sonic’s perspective, this whole alien civilization just popped up around him and got to the point where they could invent a time decelerator in a matter of seconds
And because Sonic had been there in the pod for literally their entire history, they perceived him as their immortal god! They’ve covered their buildings in a blue Sonic symbol to worship him. In a matter of nanoseconds, literal wars were fought over whether or not Sonic was their god
This is all bananas? But in a fun way? It’s a really creative little “what if” sci-fi story. Bollers always seems to have the most fun on these comics when given total creative freedom. It’s the same reason why a lot of his early stories on the World Tour arc and shortly afterwards were solid. No forced game adaptations, no editor-mandated love triangles. Just him seeing what weird adventures he can come up with for Sonic and finding creative ways to toy around with comics as a medium. It’s too bad that things didn’t work out to allow Bollers to write more stories like this instead of love triangle drivel