#stick dinner

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stick dinner

stick dinner

[hysokaz]

good fuck him

[ransprang]

Heeey can I get a Naruto and/or HXH pairing please? I don't care if it's nsfw or sfw. I'm a 4'9 female and bi. I don't have a preference for HXH, but for naruto i'd prefer men fjskskfj

I'm an ENFJ or an ESFJ, and I'm very, very extroverted! I call myself a compulsive extrovert because I'll talk to anyone who I think I have a chance of befriending, depending on my social battery. I like to make people laugh and I have a very strange sense of humor. Sometimes I don't realize how loud my voice is, and I'm very, very opinionated, and I don't shy away from confrontation if it's needed. I'm always open to listen to people vent about their issues, though I don't have the best memory so sometimes I'll forget what people have and haven't told me. I try and be as kind and caring as I can to those around me!! Despite my aggressiveness I'm surprisingly a pisces. I'm really emotional and anxious despite all of the impulsive things I do. If you treat me well I'll cling to you as hard as you'll let me !!

Writing is a big hobby of mine, along with drawing though I'm not very good. I write poetry mostly, and create characters and become too focused on fleshing them out to actually write a plot for them. I'm not athletic in any way, shape or form. I love the sciences, cats, video games, and napping! I'm constantly exhausted. I also try and do theatre sometimes!

My type is someone who understands my humor and isn't afraid to banter with me. Setting boundaries would be a good thing too for a romantic relationship, since sometimes I do tend to overstep. Kindness and loyalty are absolutely key for any romantic relationship w me !! My love languages are quality time, affirming words and physical affection.

I hate passive aggressiveness. I can get along with shy people, just as long as they aren't icing me out or treating me differently than how they treat others. I also have a mild fear of big dogs.

hey thanks for the request <3 hope you like your match ups

Your HxH match up is... Stick Dinner!!

- We pray that your wacky sense of humor and his constant stream of bad puns can synergize and support each other.

- He's a fun guy and a... fungi cuz his head kinda looks like a mushroom cloud

- Stick dinner's a friendly, laid back fella and definitely smokes pot. You guys would probably become fast friends first before getting into a relationship~ 

- He wouldn't be passive aggressive or any kind of aggressive really so you would have to be the one to talk with the food service people if they get your order wrong.

- Just like the rest of Kite's team he's kind, loyal and full of love! Just make sure the tall boi doesn’t squish you accidentally. 

Your Naruto match up is....Sai!!!!!

- Since Sai doesn't understand social norms he has a wild sense of humor too. You guys would banter well together as long as you don't beat him up for saying something offensive

- Underneath Sai's cold exterior there is a genuine desire for human connection. He would really appreciate your extroverted nature and ability to make friends and try to learn from you.

- You like to draw? Well so does he. He even wrote that little book about his brother leaving. You both can hone your art and story crafting skills together

- Sai has proven his loyalty several times since leaving Root and even if he isn’t great in the kindness department he’s a good person deep down.

- The poor boy still has a lot to learn on being a functional member of society and not being a mindless murderer. So he might not be able to handle your emotional or anxious side but he would do his best to help!

Your small dog,

admin san

[bi-kinda-guy]

He does this every day. Kite falls for it every time

[xyliane]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

summary: The Amateur Hunters take a road trip so Gon can see the small-billed swans. Spinner tries to find her footing in a world that has shifted in ways that everyone else seems to have missed. (title source)

notes: first, some long-overdue thank yous: to my collaborator @desolatesandwich, without whom this wouldn't exist and has been awesome in general and specific; to the exceptional mods for @hxhrarepairbb, for which this was written; and to my friend and beta, who dealt with more of me than usual while working on this. also thanks to margaret atwood for so clearly articulating the possible meanings of "the parting glass" (x)!

this fic is technically about spinner and kite, and coming to terms with things you can't control, or won't. it's also my attempt, and not always succeeding, to write something in the middle of...well, you know. hope yall are staying safe and getting vaccinated as it becomes available. spinner and kite, spinner and the amateur hunters and gon freecss, post-chimera ant-typical emotions, gen. 9600 words.

for your listening pleasure: a playlist! featuring the working title for the fic, which is of course a terrible pun.

[mushruvi]

do you guys ever think about how maybe he’s in charge of dinner because his name is stick dinner

[miyagishiori]

[kallutoiiism]

HxH Modern Day Attire

- Kite ft the Amateur Hunters