yuuji itadori and naruto uzumaki are too big and too clingy for your own good ˚.✦
You regret the moment you told your boyfriends that you run cold because now, every time you three cuddle together they just flop on top of you, four big ass arms wrapping around your body, their whole weight resting on yours and they fill your face with kisses and bites.
“I’m going to die,” you say, barely above a whisper because Naruto’s face is pressed right into your lungs as Yuuji is biting your cheek. “Please God, what did I do?” You look up, sighing while Naruto and Yuuji just burst out laughing. It’s so easy to make them laugh or blush with just a few words from you.
Naruto lifts his head just enough so his bright blue eyes can sparkle down at you, his grin spreading across his face like sunshine. His blond hair is all messy from rubbing against your shirt and he looks so stupidly happy it makes your heart do a little flip even while you’re being squished.
“Aw, c’mon babe, you’re not dying! You’re just getting the best heating system ever,” he says, he nuzzles back into your neck, leaving a trail of soft little kisses that tickle. “We’re just doing our boyfriend duty. Right, Yuu?”
Yuuji hums happily against your cheek, his teeth giving one last gentle nibble before he switches to peppering the spot with tiny kisses instead. His pink hair brushes your skin, and he smells like the strawberry candy he stole from your kitchen earlier. “Totally,” he mumbles, voice muffled because he refuses to pull away even an inch. “We’re keeping you warm. Super warm. The warmest. Can’t have our favorite person turning into an ice cube.”
You try to wiggle, but it’s hopeless. Two six-foot-something boyfriends are basically pressing you on the couch until you become one, and they’re way too strong for their own good. Or yours.
“You guys are too big,” you whine, but it comes out all soft and smiley because how can you stay mad when they’re looking at you like that? “I can’t even breathe properly. Naruto, your elbow is in my rib.”
Naruto gasps like you just told him the world is ending. He shifts immediately, but only so he can wrap that arm tighter around your waist instead. “Sorry, sorry! Better?” He plants a big, loud kiss on your forehead. “You’re so cute like this, it makes me wanna hug you forever.”
Yuuji nods so fast his hair flops into his eyes. He finally lifts his head, cheeks flushed pink and that bright grin of his making his whole face light up. “Yeah… you’re tiny compared to us. It’s the best.” He leans in and presses his lips to yours in a sweet peck, then immediately goes back to kissing your cheek like he’ll die if he stops. “I love you so much it’s kinda embarrassing. Like, I see you and my brain just goes ‘mine mine mine’ on repeat.”
Naruto laughs again, filling the whole room. He rests his chin on your shoulder so he can look at both of you. “Same! Every time you smile at me I feel like I’m gonna explode. You’re too perfect, you know that?” He sneaks in a little bite to your earlobe, gentle enough not to hurt but enough to make you squeak. “My cute little human heater. Wait, no, we’re the heaters. You’re the cute one.”
You can’t help it. A giggle bubbles up even as you’re still trapped under all that muscle and affection. “You two are so whipped,” you mutter, reaching up to thread your fingers through Naruto’s messy hair. He leans into your touch like a big puppy, eyes half-closing in pure bliss.
“Guilty,” Yuuji says without a single ounce of shame. He catches your other hand and brings it to his lips, kissing your knuckles one by one. “I’d carry you around all day if you let me. Just so I can keep you close.”
Naruto nods eagerly. “We could take turns. Or both carry you at the same time. Bet we could make it work.”
You groan, but you’re smiling so wide your cheeks hurt. “You’re impossible. Both of you.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Naruto agrees, voice going all soft and fond as he presses another kiss to your temple. “But you love us anyway.”
Yuuji snuggles even closer, if that’s possible, his big hand rubbing slow circles on your side. “And we love you more than anything. So just let us squish you a little longer, okay? For warmth. And because you’re our favorite person in the whole world.”
You sigh again, but this time it’s happy. The weight of them is heavy, sure, but it’s also safe and warm and full of so much love it feels like your chest might burst. “Fine, fine.”
a/n: the target audience for this is me, literally just me
Kakashi would like to kiss you on the very first day if possible, but he knows that’s not appropriate. He’s a man with honor, but if you make any move in that direction, there’s no way he could refuse you. Occasionally, he lets his gaze linger on your lips a moment too long, always timed to perfection.
After work, he waits for you like always. You, excited as ever to see him since he’s your quiet place, jump into his arms. Even though he’s not really one for public displays of affection, he can’t help responding, one hand gently stroking your head.
It was your day off, and after a few glasses of wine left you both a little dizzy, Kakashi found his courage when you looked at him with those beautiful, lovesick eyes. He made sure no one was around, only the moon to keep you company and the soft wind that played with your hair. He tucked it behind your ear while his heart pounded out of rhythm.
How it’s the time. Keep calm.
Your parted lips were so inviting for Kakashi when he cupped your cheek while your eyes said nothing else but desire. So when he leaned in to kiss you, he made sure to pour everything he felt into that moment, everything he couldn’t bring himself to say aloud.
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Itachi 🍃
He’ll probably kiss you after a few dates because Itachi is a respectful and serious man. Maybe a small part of his reason is also that he likes making you wait. Each time, watching your shy gaze, your flushed cheeks, wondering to yourself, will he kiss me today?
As he walks you home, your hands touch by accident. You immediately begin trying to distract him, talking quickly about everything you did today. That is, until you reach the door. Itachi lets out a soft, faint chuckle before taking you by surprise, moving your hair aside. Your skin prickles with goosebumps instantly, your eyes locked on him. He follows his own finger as it traces your face, his thumb caressing you until he finally looks into your eyes.
You gulp, not daring to move, and his mouth tilts slightly before he leans in to kiss you.
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Sasuke 🍃
Sasuke will not kiss you unless you initiate it. At first, you’ll probably feel like he doesn’t even like you, because he treats you like a friend. That’s how it begins, until you realize that he doesn’t look at any friend like that, his heart doesn’t beat like that for any of them, and he doesn’t lose sleep over any of them.
But you don’t know that yet, so on one of those days when you thought you could still wait, your insecurities get the better of you.
As you walk home slowly, in that silence you used to appreciate because you felt safe around him, your voice now comes out with a hint of irritation.
“Sasuke, I want to ask you something.”
Sasuke has never heard that tone aimed at him before, which is why his glance toward you is immediate, stopping in place on one of Konoha’s side streets. His favorite ones, the ones he chooses because there are rarely people around to greet politely, which he finds draining. Right now, there are children playing outside, but Sasuke becomes aware that he shouldn’t care about that right now.
He looks at you, waiting. His face cold, but his eyes show curiosity, and his heart beats a little faster, already fearing the worst.
“Yes?”
You gulp, looking around nervously before lowering your gaze, overwhelmed by the emotions stirring inside you.
“What do you feel for me?” You lift your eyes, looking at a Sasuke who blinks twice in confusion, until you gesture again, even more nervously. “I mean like… sometimes it feels like we’re just friends because and I want to know if I misunderstood or if—”
Sasuke cuts you off, lifting your chin with his delicate fingers. He realizes that maybe his respect for you, and his refusal to allow affection, has hurt you.
“Sasuke?”
There’s a murmur in the background. Even the children’s laughter fades. Maybe they’re watching or maybe not.
Two people, in the middle of the street, caught in their first moment.
Sasuke’s breath is uneven. Something that is so unlike him. Losing control over his emotions is foreign. He looks at you until your eyes fall on his lips, and that’s the confirmation he needs. That it’s safe to move closer. The kiss is brief, but sincere. Sasuke’s cheeks have colored slightly. He wants to kiss you again. He already suspects he’ll crave more. That once he’s tasted you, stopping will be difficult. His hand trembles faintly as he releases your chin.
His black eyes hold you, and the hint of affection in them makes you smile. Your smile grows even wider when he whispers, still trying to ignore the glances around you.
“Friends don’t do what we just did.”
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Naruto 🍃
Naruto stressed for days over the moment he’d do it, annoying Kakashi into giving him kissing tips. Kakashi couldn’t believe what he was hearing, refused to answer, and left Naruto to figure it out alone.
Luckily for Naruto, you’re just as affectionate as he is. So after a ramen session, lying in bed relaxing with some ridiculous animal show that Naruto finds himself in, you two love cuddling.
Naruto was far shier than usual, burying his face in your neck and kissing all over your face like he always does.
You laugh, tickled by his little kisses on your neck, trying to push him away, only then realizing he’s hiding.
“Naruto, why are you hiding, baby?”
He mumbled something, but you didn’t catch it. With both hands, you cupped his face to look at him, catching a very embarrassed Naruto.
“Naruto?”
He groaned, throwing his head back dramatically, eyes pointed toward the ceiling.
“I’m such an idiot. You see I tried to make it special but, ghh.” He covered his face with both hands.
You started to get a little worried, so you pulled his hands down. Both of you sat up on the bed, staring at each other.
“Make what special?”
Naruto gulped, feeling breathless. Trying to find some courage. It was almost comical, how brave he is in battle, yet now he feels like the weakest man alive.
“T-the first kiss.”
Your both cheeks flushed at once, and he was surprised by your gasp as you lifted your gaze to meet his.
It didn’t take long for both of you to lean closer until your lips met. Naruto kissed you gently, stopping for just a second before looking at you, breathing hard. Then his mouth found yours again, pushing you back and deepening the kiss. After that, he began kissing you again quickly and repeatedly everywhere, making you laugh again. You remained lying on your sides, gazing shyly at each other while Naruto’s hand rested on your hip, unable to stop himself from touching you again and again.
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Shikamaru 🍃
Shikamaru is the type of guy who tries to do things by the book. His father was a strong example who taught him how to treat a girl. Still, even for him, the first kiss is hard.
Though he’s confident, the first time he told you he liked you was difficult. Scratching his head awkwardly, Shikamaru leaned against a rail near the Naka river. He tried to take your love for nature into account, planning the moment flawlessly so that bringing you here would bring a smile to your face.
“Even if my plan worked, I admit it’s hard to say what I have to say.”
Your lips tilted upward, already knowing what he would say, but you kept quiet, giving him the space to speak. He turned toward you, knowing it would feel strange not to look you in the eyes.
“I like you. And I’d like us to be together. Obviously, only if that’s what you want too.”
Even if you teased him with a smirk, your flushed cheeks gave away how you felt.
“I know, Shikamaru. I think it’s obvious that I like you too.”
He nodded, throat dry, and looked away.
“Right.” He exhaled once, then stepped closer to you with only one thought in mind. His lips slightly parted, maybe even more in love with your smug, adorable expression. “Can I kiss you?”
Now it was your turn to get so flustered you couldn’t even tease him. You just nodded. His steady hand moved hesitantly to your cheek, keeping you in place as he kissed you. He didn’t push, just kissed you enough for both of you to confirm that your feelings were real.
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Gaara 🍃
Gaara is a humble man. He doesn’t expect or ask for anything from anyone. Instead, he prefers being kind to everyone. It took him a while to realize that you were receiving something different. That he kept seeking you out, trying to meet in the same places just to spend more time with you, excusing it by claiming he was just being a good Kazekage offering help. Temari was the one who scolded him. She had already noticed you weren’t indifferent and gave him the final push to come find you in your office.
When he entered, Gaara hid the flowers behind his back, his hand slightly trembling.
“Gaara? Did something happen?”
He had told you to call him by name many times, insisting until you finally did. You stood up from your desk and came in front of him, eyes curious.
Your gaze fell on the bouquet and your eyes widened, thoughts rushing through your mind. Gaara forced himself to remain composed and maintain eye contact, even if the shy look on his face revealed his vulnerability.
“They’re for you.” A silence followed as he handed them to you, searching for his words. “I’m sorry if I’ve been vague until now, unsure if you would feel pressured by the situation so I fear I may have wasted your time. I… I want to confess that I feel something more than friendship for you and I hope I’m not the only one.”
You hid your emotional face in your hands, delighted by the moment. You hugged him, wrapping your arms around his neck with the flowers still in your grip, making Gaara gasp in surprise. He stood frozen with his hands in the air for a second too long before hugging you back. You whispered softly, confirming what he had hoped.
“I’ve never felt anything like this for anyone. I…I feel the same way, Gaara.”
You lifted your head. Your eyes and his held only love, your faces close.
“I’m glad.” Gaara whispered back before leaning in slowly to kiss your lips. Gentle, but full of longing.
彡 When Sasuke comes home after a few days away from you, he is definitely the type of partner to absolutely cover you with his body while the both of you sleep. Coming home late from his journey finding otsusuki links, way past midnight, so he knows his wife is bound to be asleep indefinitely. That, however, doesn't stop him from cleaning up and getting under the covers with you.
Your sprawled on your side, your leg out, you could pass as being on your stomach, but that doesn't matter right now. All your husband was concerned with was how absolutely at peace and how cute you look, snuggled up into the blanket. He lays down beside you, an arm immediately wrapping around your waist, careful not to wake you as his body presses tight against yours.
A peaceful sigh leaves your lips and you unconsciously relax in his arms. His upper leg moves over your own, his body practically mounting you at this point. Sasuke presses a soft, few chaste kisses from your jaw to your neck, relishing in the fact that he was, once again, home with you. Suddenly, you stirred softly in his arm. A confused hum leaves your throat.
"Sasuke," you mumbled, your voice thick with sleep as you were still inevitably groggy, barely even coherent. Sasuke lets out a soft hum, "Sleep," he replies and you make another soft noise as you press further back into your husband, finally relaxing knowing he is home, safe and sound.
Suddenly, you had the overwhelming urge to turn around, to feel even closer to him. You now face him, slotting your upper leg between his thighs as you press close to him, arm wrapping around his torso while he other bunches at his chest. A soft chuckle leaves his lips, "You're moving around a lot for someone who should be asleep."
You completely ignore his statement. "Kiss," you ask, pouting your lips slightly, but it wasn't a question, it was more of a demand that he couldn't say no to, not that he every would, he would never deny you. Sasuke's lips meet yours softly, now you really now this isn't a dream, your body warms up with a soft and fuzzy feeling that only he could evoke from you. "Go to sleep now," he replies, arms tightening around you.
"Love you," you say.
"I love you," he replies, only a soft smiling rising on his face realising that you've fallen asleep.
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ᝰ.ᐟ waking up next to fiance!sasuke. domestic fluff. mentions of sex. sasuke is sexy (¬ ₃ ͡¬)
a/n: hnnngh
the first thing sasuke feels in the morning is the cool breeze coming from the balcony screen. he lets it wash over his bare chest, his eyes closed. he can hear the birds chirping—very clearly, thanks to the apartment balcony basically kissing the forest.
he opens his eyes slowly, staring up at the white ceiling. for a moment, he considers staying exactly where he is, not moving, letting the stillness linger.
it won’t last.
he knows that in 10 minutes, he's going to start feeling restless. he's going to start itching to move his body—to do something productive. that's the outcome of spending most of your life feeling like your only purpose was in your physical abilities. he can't relax anymore. unless he's with you. you've forced taught him that it's okay to not do something 24/7. it's a slow process, but he's grateful you're trying regardless.
quietly, he turns onto his side.
you're still asleep, of course. you have the day off, and it's early. 6:16, the clock reads. his eyes run over your face—the blissed out expression, your parted lips, the slight drool on the corner of your mouth. he reaches out, gently wiping it away. his eyes trail down, to your bare shoulders.
a reminder of the night before, where you'd both been consumed by an intense need for each other. he's still not used to it—feeling that way. he's spent his entire life supressing all his feelings, aside from anger and hatred, and he's been good at it. but his brain stops listening to him when it comes to you.
with a quiet exhale, he sits up, swinging his legs over the side of the bed. the sheet slides off him, leaving his skin exposed to the cold air. he grabs his boxers from the floor, pulling them on, stretching his shoulders once. the large balcony windows are slightly fogged over, and through the screen, he can smell the scent of rain. that's probably why it's chillier than usual this morning.
you wake slowly, blinking the sleep from your eyes. the first thing you register is the empty space beside you—cold where sasuke should be. the second is the temperature. goosebumps rise along your arms as you tug the comforter closer.
you turn your head to see sasuke is sitting on the edge of the bed, back to you. you're about to speak but you pause, taking a moment to really take it all in. his bare back is making you feel dizzy and you're barely even awake yet. his pale skin catching the slight early light spilling in through the blinds. there are thin lines you recognize immediately—old scars, faded but permanent, mapping a history he rarely talks about. his posture is quiet, thoughtful, like he’s been awake for a while already.
he shifts slightly, just enough for you to see the tension in his shoulders ease when he realizes you’re awake.
you sit up, dragging the comforter with you as the cold hits. moving closer, you press yourself against his back, resting your chin on his shoulder. you nuzzle into his jaw, eyes closing again.
“you’re up too early,” you mumble. he exhales, leaning back into you without thinking. “i always wake up at this time.” then, softer, “you don’t.” he tilts his head just enough to look at you. you open your eyes and kiss the corner of his mouth. “m’cold,” you say. “and you weren’t next to me.”
he sighs, turning to face you fully. “you’re not wearing anything,” he murmurs. “get back under the covers.” he stands before you can argue. you hum, bending over the side of the bed to grab one of his shirts from the floor. you pull it on and crawl back under the comforter. sasuke crosses the room and slides the balcony door shut, cutting off the breeze.
he turns back towards the bed, pausing to take in the sight of you. his gaze doesn't linger in a way that's obvious—at least, not to your sleep-addled mind. you only pat the space next to you, wanting to feel his body heat. he quietly walks back to the bed, getting under the covers.
the mattress dips under his weight as he settles back down next to you, not touching you yet. however, when he sees you instinctively inch closer, he rolls onto his side and extends his arm. you're quick to press against his bare chest, head pillowed on his bicep, letting him slide his hand under your shirt.
"i'm not warm." he whispers. you let out a distracted hum, nuzzling his neck. "you're warm enough." you decide. he just snorts, resting his cheek on your hair. "yeah, okay." he mutters. "go back to sleep."
you scoff, pulling your head back to look at him. "why would i, when we could have sex instead?"
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For one as brutal as the self proclaimed avenger, he is surprisingly gentle when it comes to you.
Sasuke doesn’t think, and neither do you, that he possesses the capacity to be anything less than worshipful and reverent towards you. It’s practically ingrained within his being that he has to be careful when handling you. You’re not some hardened ninja capable of withstanding the worst of his touches and the roughest of his handlings, you’re his delicate flower of a wife who needs a lot more patience and coddling than everybody else in the village. And it turns, this translates to being excruciatingly careful and tender during sex. Sessions that last hours until cumming feels more like a chore than a reward. Sasuke holding you tight while doing missionary.
That was, until that day.
“You once told me that one of the purposes of our marriage was to restore your clan,” You say absentmindedly while serving him tea, and his eye widens. “You decided on a date already? Around this time of the month is my fertile window. Speaking of which! Did you know Ino just go—” He isn’t listening in that moment, his gaze solely focused on the cup of tea you just served him, and then your tummy. He can already see you pregnant, beautiful and glowing and utterly his. He doesn’t think of himself as very fatherly, but does he see you as a mother. How many children does he want? As much as he can, as much as you can handle. And even then, he’ll make sure to hire a sitter if that’s what's required for him to have at least five.
So at night, very kindly taking your fertile window comment as a suggestion. Sasuke sprawls you over the bed. Making sure to get you ready for what’s to come. His hand makes sure to keep your legs spread to accommodate his greedy mouth, aching for a taste of you. Tongue that circles and flicks your clit with the position only a man of his caliber has. Your eyes roll back as he rips out of you the third orgasm of the night.
“W-What’s with you?” You say, out of breath. And he stops his ministrations to look up at you.
“I need to get you pregnant.” Your eyes widen, mouth agape.
“What?”
“Are you being purposefully dense? I need to breed you, ___.” He growls, manhandling you in a fit of rage. His eyes flicker with both lust and need, folding you like a fucking pretzel under his weight and strenght. You gasp, tits squeezing together as your legs almost touch your ears. And he doesn’t waste time, no condom, no lube, no nothing. Raw, with only your slick and his pre mixing together inside you. You throw your head back as he starts to thrust, the mating press making him reach deeper and deeper with every passing moment. You gasp for air, but he doesn't allow you a moment of respite, his movements frenzied, a man possessed, nothing like your gentle, loving Sasuke, he was an entirely different beast in that moment. “I’m going to fill you with cum. I’m going to fuck you stupid. Until all you can think is of me and my cock and the child we are raising together,” He snarls. “And I’ll do it today, and tomorrow, and the day after until you’re pregnant. And I’ll do it again after that, every single fucking year. You’ll carry all of them, you’ll be the mother of my children,” His pace falters when he says that, voice cracking so prettily. “And you’ll like it.”
Naruto characters and what nicknames I think they'd give their S/O
Genre: Pure fluff!!
Author's note: So, I know I said I won't be taking requests for naruto or requests at all at this moment... but I didn't say I wouldn't post some myself!! I am also so sorry that the first five characters don't have stories with their lines, I originally did write some but when my saving failed they were deleted and I felt so defeated I couldn't bring myself to re write it all 😓
Warnings/Notes: Written in 2nd person, so this s/o is you!! These headcannons are based off of my personal perception of the characters, from what I've watched (up to the second arc of shippuden) and what I've seen online. Mentions of alcohol, suggestive themes but nothing happens, it's just loosely mentioned. Headcannon about Orochimaru being a light sleeper in his part.
Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, Rock Lee, Kankuro no Sabaku, Temari no Sabaku, Gaara no Sabaku, Jiraiya, Tsunade, Orochimaru
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Naruto Uzumaki ✾
Because Naruto is more of a casual and laid back character, I think he'd choose nicknames for you that would match this attribute, calling you things like "babe" on the daily. I feel like he'd have different nicknames for you on different occasions. "Sweety" when he's asking for something or being especially apologetic (he's trying to win you over with this one), when he's upset he doesn't call you any nicknames 😔, but on the occasion where he's trying to be especially fun loving, he'll call you by his last name (Mr, Mrs, etc.).
• "I can't believe you'd do something like that, Y/N"
• "What do you say, Uzumaki? Kehe!"
Sakura Haruno ᡣ𐭩 ྀིྀ
Sakura, as we know, is a very romantic individual, as well as very strong willed in both body and mind. Now, although she would do absolutely anything and everything for you, I personally doubt she'd use nicknames that often, mainly because your name is already enough to have her on the moon! Although, on the rare occasion, I can see her calling you names like "dear" in a casual setting or "sweetheart" when she's in a hurry, sappy but cute. I feel like on the occasion where the two of you are in public and she becomes frustrated with you, she might use "honey" with a rough tone (this is the part where you run for your life btw).
• "Dear, could you pass me my headband?"
• "Sweetheart! Are you okay? I heard you were hurt..!"
• "Honey, may I have a word with you..?"
Sasuke Uchiha ⚘ ⸝⋆
We all very much expected this so strap in. Sasuke is not one to refer to you with any nicknames whatsoever, in fact, you might have to put him in a headlock for him to do anything of the sort, that or you're very upset that your lover is yet to refer to you by a cute nickname like everyone else's boyfriends, he doesn't cave easily. Although if he had to, I think he'd choose something like "dear", something you can't go wrong with in any scenario. I do think he'd give you little endearing mean nicknames when you're being stupid though, lmao.
• "Y/N, could you move a bit, please? I can't really see..."
• "Dear? I'm heading out, don't worry too much while I'm gone"
• "What are you doing up there, dummy?"
Kakashi Hatake ⟡˖·
Unlike the aforementioned characters, Kakashi is a bit more playful and willing to experiment with names to call you. I can imagine him using nicknames which relate to attributes of your personality, like, for example, if you're a particularly irritable person, he might call you something like "grumpy". Sometimes he finds inspiration in his books and decides to call you something from those, I can imagine him calling you the name of the lead by accident once or twice. Other than that, in a public setting, I think he'd avoid using pet names (in order to avoid being picked on by his own students). He does tend to use "dear" more in front of people who know about your relationship, close friends, etc.
• "What's with the face? Everything okay, grumpy face?"
• "Elizabeth? What are you- Wait, wait, wait!! No, I didn't say that, you're hearing things, I said uhm- ah-..!!"
• "Dear, would you pass me the chopsticks?"
Rock Lee 𓅪˒˒
From my glorious conquests of reading and watching naruto, I can very accurately deduct that Lee can be described as somewhat of a hopeless romantic, experiencing a long winding journey of unrequited love with Sakura, and in this journey, I believe he would have learnt many fun nicknames. He would definitely use floral motifs when referring to you, names such as "my flower of youth" or "my lotus" are very common for him. I also firmly believe he uses "dearest" as well, just to spice things up from time to time. Lee is a very sweet guy who doesn't need much explanation to his name.
• "My flower of youth! It is so great to see you after such a long mission!"
• "You are very beautiful, my lotus..."
• "Dearest! I have brought a token of my love, flowers..!"
Gaara no Sabaku ~❤︎
Gaara is definitely more of a traditional lover, but less out of preference and moreso out of convenience. Due to the fact that he's never really been called any of those cute nicknames lovers give eachother, he doesn't really know what to do when you get all pouty on the subject, going on like "Gaara, you never call me any cute names!" He didn't even know he was supposed to call you cute names. The first time he did try to give you a cute name, it went... less than well. A favourite nickname of his to call you is "darling" simple, safe, cute, easy to get away with, plus it just makes sense, you're his darling so why not call you that? Other than that, he doesn't call you anything else, considering the concept is new to him.
• "A nickname..?" He'd think long and hard on the subject for a moment "What about scorpion? Because you're skilled and dangerous and- Ah, maybe not... That's not very cute, is it..?" Back to the drawing board.
• "Darling? Where are you going? It's so late..." He'd always be awake to hear you sneaking away for a mission at night.
• "Y/N, get back here..." You could hear his stern tone when you froze, already on your way out of the date after an argument between the two of you.
Kankuro no Sabaku ᖭི༏༏ᖫྀ
Kankuro is much more of a casual lover compared to the others, it's unlikely that he'd get too fussed about nicknames to call you. In fact, it didn't take him that long to come up with something when you asked him about it for the first time. "Babe" is definitely a number one for him, he uses the nickname so often that one time when he was out on a mission for over a month, he only registered that as your name, that did not go well for him when he got home 😬. At times he calls you endearing versions of micro aggressions, mostly small stuff like your hairstyle or tired eyes in the morning.
• "Hey, babe, do you know where that carving knife went? I've been looking for it all morning!" He'd call out to you while incessantly rummaging through his drawers, somehow he didn't have a spare after all these years.
• When waking you up for a mission in the morning, he couldn't help but laugh in your face "Morning, man, you look like you just got out of hibernation, maybe I should start calling you grizzly bear or something" Another nickname which wasn't received well.
• After he had called you "babe" all morning, you had started to get suspicious of something, when asked about it he straightened up awkwardly and shuffled over a bit "Uh, forgot your name..? Babe, that'd be crazy, ah.." His face would redden a bit as he tried his very best to breeze past the topic.
Temari no Sabaku ۶ৎ
During the first few years of your relationship, Temari would absolutely revere the thought of using a nickname for you, it was like an insult to her very character that you would even suggest such a thing. But in the years that would follow, she became a little more comfortable with the concept, and would sometimes drop in little "dear"s and "sweetheart"s on the rare occasion. Other than that, I doubt she'd be all that fond of the concept, she's probably the type to cringe when she hears couples calling each other really sappy nicknames, tells you about it when she gets home and takes a long moment to let out her emotions on how gross she found it all.
• "Hey, Y/N, do you mind cooking tonight? I just had the worst day today..." She'd come behind you and hug you at the waist, sighing deeply as she leant her chin on your head.
• Temari would sit down next to you on the stone floor "Dear? What's wrong..?" She'd whisper softly, taking the time to check on you as you curled into yourself.
• "Dear! Come downstairs, will you?!" Is something she'd often call out when the two of you had guests over for dinner.
Jiraiya ᢉ𐭩 ᩚ
Now, I know this is the third casual character but let's get into it. Jiraiya is definitely one to use nicknames like "babe", "baby" or "sweetheart" (you can see where Naruto gets his moves from). These nicknames don't have any specific origin, I feel like he might have been trying to pick you up at the earlier stage of your relationship and the names just stuck, you didn't seem to have a problem with them at all so he just kept on using them! Tsunade finds it rather crass that Jiraiya would call his lover of so many years by the same nicknames he uses on women he passes by in the street, but he just rolls his eyes and says she lacks taste.
• Leaping out of bed in the morning, he'd run to you with such haste you'd think someone died "Morning, babe, sorry, I have to go!!" A very common line for a man who often forgets his missions until the last minute.
• Whenever you'd try to get out of bed in the morning after a long night, he'd grumble and pull you closer, like some kind of needy kid "Come on, baby, just five more minutes, please? I'll throw in something nice if you stay" The wink which followed received a mighty wake up slap for the man.
• In the event where he would take a bet with Tsunade too far, ends up way too drunk and you have to take him home, he would try to pick you up all over again "H-Heyy, sweetheart, how's your night going?" You ended up dragging him all the way back home. Honestly, sometimes you doubt the legitimacy of him being one of the three legendary sannin.
Tsunade ᜊ̆ ̆ ᶻ ᶻ ᶻ
This woman absolutely HATES the idea of calling you cute little nicknames like "sweety pie" or "honeybun", you're not a child, you don't need to be babied like that. In a way, she's like Werner Herzog when asked about if he spoke French, it would take a rasengan to the head for her to even consider calling you something like that. Although, if you were to put a rasengan to her head (or just beg her for hours on end) and she did in fact cave, I think she'd call you "lover", it just makes sense.
• "Y/N, do you mind passing me those documents? On the top left, yes" Whenever you help her out while she works, you can't help but admire her perseverance, she's so beautiful when she works.
• Sitting with Tsunade and getting drunk with her might be one of the most legendary experiences to ever happen to you, this is something you'd gloat to your friends about later. "What's got your attention- *hic* -lover?" That alone would leave you on a high for the next week.
• "Ugh, Y/N..." She'd sigh after a long day at work "Let's go home, I'm sick of this place".
Orochimaru ஐ୧‧₊˚
I know this may seem obvious at this point but I'll just say it anyways, during his little pre boruto fiasco, I think he'd use more dehumanising nicknames like "pet", but after that, that nickname was completely dropped, he wanted absolutely nothing to do with it. Before or after the fiasco, this man is a chronic user of the nickname "dear" he uses it with you constantly, hell, he'll use it with anyone he's close with, I really doubt he cares about the specifics of it all. In boruto (post naruto) setting, I think a favourite of his would be "darling", something similar to dear but more endearing and personal just to prove the point that you are in fact his lover.
• Whenever Orochimaru does work in the lab, you often feel more like an assistant rather than a partner, considering all you really do is pass him notes and concoctions he's used in the past "My dear, would you mind passing me the documents on the resurrection jutsu? They're right beside you" Of course, watching him work was nothing short of a blessing but you felt a bit disconnected.
• It was almost impossible to do anything during the night time when living with him, as he often never slept and if he did, it was always very easy to wake him up, and thus when moving to go to the bathroom at night, a cold hand grasps at you "Y/N? Where are you going..?" His tired voice sounded kinda cute to you.
• In the evening, you'd taken the time to brew tea for the both of you, engaging in polite conversation as the two of you sat outside, at this point he had barely used a single nickname with you, "Ah, about that, darling, I-" before he could finish his sentence you had to take a spit take, which only left him very slightly (meaning extremely) repulsed.
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feat. Neji Hyuga, Sasuke Uchiha, Shikamaru Nara, Kiba Inuzuka
I feel like some of our beloved Naruto men actually would go crazy with blushing when it was about you being close no matter how cool or nonchalant they might act. Let’s start with
Warnings: not proofread, fluff
Neji Hyuga
Gods, he always acts so flat and disciplined. He does not have time for girls, right? Training is hard, the clan does not wait for him to catch up. This man got expectations to full fill. And yet, he always wore this little scowl between his brows when you were closer than 50 cm. It just got worse, when you openly admired him and gave compliments. „You look so smooth, boy.“ Sometimes things like: „Oh my god, your eyes are so pretty.“ or things as: „Can I braid your hair?“ the answer is always no. Why? Because that one time, when you just caught a strand of his walnut sheen hair and twirled it between your fingers. He needed to clear his throat and looked to the ground. Nothing could crack his composure and than there was you. That pink delicate shade that spread over his nose and cheeks. Neji could feel it, the heat of it rushing in his face. And this man tried anything to hope you would not notice how cute he thinks you are.
And Sasuke Uchiha? That’s our ice cold diva. Not a crack in his pale face. Dark eyes always hard or annoyed. And sometimes he even had this look of indifference in his face. You can’t touch him. At least this is what he seems like. Too cool, too composed with this cold aura. Not approachable, right? He does not want to look approachable. And yet, here you are being all so amazed by his sheer existence. Yet it’s not like you’re wooing him. But he feels, his heartbeats doing something weird, everytime you step closer to look in his eyes. Or worse, you stood so close he could smell your perfume. „We‘re being a diva today, huh?“ you joked and yet your eyes…Always your reflecting eyes told him just how pretty you think he was. It was shocking for him, to read your emotions in your face so easily. You did not hide it. And this fucked with his head. Poor boy, as his cheeks heat up when you looked at him, as if he was special. That red bloom dusted his cheeks and did not went unnoticed. As he turned away with something like: „Go somewhere else to be annoying.“
What about Shikamaru Nara? He does not blush. At least I would say so. He always got something smart and sassy to say. He could deadpan you and scratch his head as if nothing was wrong. Maybe an annoyed sigh when someone tried to crack a bad joke. Although I truly believe, he would went oddly dumb as soon as you would join him, on the rooftop to watch the clouds. „A man cannot even enjoy a moment of quiet.“ Eyes would be closed. Maybe a whispered:“Tch, woman.“ that would leave his lips. And yet, everytime when you came around all the smart words died in his throat. As if he only could focus on the way, you liked to make him stop being smart. It just got worse when you then grabbed his head and placed it in your lap and played with his hair. His blush is not over the whole face. Not over his nose. But yet his ears would go pink. So pink you saw it since his hair is always in a ponytail. „Awww, clever boy is being adorable.“ he indeed couldn’t handle that sweetness of you. Not without blushing to the tip of his ears, that told everything.
With Kiba Inuzuka I can swear he is such a blabbermouth. Talking, talking and just more talking. But the flirty kind. He is that cool guy with a huge dog, that girls want to pet and he wears leather jackets. This screams for someone who flirts until he gets true interest back at him. „Hey gorgeous, what you’re up to today?“ leaning forward with that smirk. But with you? Gods, he tried it so many times and everytime he thought he could handle to look in your face, his whole face turned red. Besides his absolute helpless expression. And he can’t remember the next words he wanted to say. It’s so bad that time when you called him a „Good boy.“ his mouth opens as he looked down. So totally in awe and yet so overwhelmed someone thinks he is a good boy. It does things to him, that he does not know how to admit. So the red color creeps up his neck. All the way to his face. No sign of his normal skin tone. Just the redness, because a cute girl he liked actually liked him back.
