Apr 25, 2019
Me: *posts on social media that I don't want to answer or be asked any more questions until tomorrow*
Guys: *immediately come out of the woodwork to ask me questions*
Me: *waits until the next day to answer*
Guys: *2 seconds later* I ThOUgHt YOu DiDn't WAnt tO ANsWEr QuESTioNS!!!
Me: And I thought you could read.
Me: I said I wouldn't answer questions yesterday and would answer them tomorrow.
Me: Guess what today is? Yesterday's tomorrow. Therefore I'm answering questions.
Guys: *crickets*
Me: Exactly.